英語(yǔ)笑話 - 軍營(yíng)篇：573　Will anyone be shooting at me? 會(huì)不會(huì)有人開(kāi)槍打我？

英語(yǔ)笑話

573　Will anyone be shooting at me? 會(huì)不會(huì)有人開(kāi)槍打我？

A soldier who had just returned from Afghanistan applied for a job of greenskeeper in a golf course. But the manager worried that he might not be up for the job. “It's stressful,” he said. “You have to fight the weather, insects and demanding club members.” “Will anyone be shooting at me while I mow the grass?” asked the soldier. “Of course not.” “I'll take the job.”

一個(gè)剛從阿富汗回來(lái)的士兵申請(qǐng)當(dāng)高爾夫球場(chǎng)的草坪管理人。但是經(jīng)理?yè)?dān)心他不能勝任。他說(shuō)：“這個(gè)工作壓力很大。你必須得和天氣斗爭(zhēng)，和蟲(chóng)子斗爭(zhēng)，還得和很難對(duì)付的俱樂(lè)部成員斗爭(zhēng)?！蹦莻€(gè)士兵問(wèn)道：“我在割草坪的時(shí)候會(huì)不會(huì)有人開(kāi)槍打我？”“當(dāng)然不會(huì)。”“那我干了?！?