英語(yǔ)笑話 - 軍營(yíng)篇：550　May I see your authority to enter? 我能不能看看你的進(jìn)門許可？

英語(yǔ)笑話

550　May I see your authority to enter? 我能不能看看你的進(jìn)門許可？

The guard in Air Force basic training must check the ID of everyone who comes to the door. A trainee was standing guard when he heard a pounding on the door and the order “Let me in!” Through the window he saw the uniform of a lieutenant colonel and immediately opened up. He quickly realized his mistake. “Airman! Why didn't you check for my authority to enter?” Thinking fast, the airman replied, “Sir, you'd have gotten in anyway.” “What do you mean?” “Uh... the hinges on the door... they're broken, sir.” “What? Show me!” With a twinkle in his eye, the airman opened the door, let the officer step out and slammed the door shut. “Airman! Open up immediately!” “Sir, may I see your authority to enter?”

空軍基本訓(xùn)練的警衛(wèi)必須檢查每一個(gè)人的身份證才能放行。輪到一個(gè)新的受訓(xùn)者站崗。他聽(tīng)見(jiàn)有人敲門命令說(shuō)：“讓我進(jìn)去！”他從玻璃窗里看到上校的軍服，就馬上把門打開(kāi)了。他很快意識(shí)到自己的錯(cuò)誤?！翱哲娛勘瑸槭裁床粰z查我的進(jìn)門許可？”這個(gè)空軍士兵腦子很快，他說(shuō)：“長(zhǎng)官，無(wú)論怎樣你都能進(jìn)來(lái)?！薄斑@是什么意思？”“長(zhǎng)官，這……門上的鉸鏈……斷了”“什么？讓我看?！笨哲娛勘难劬﹂W著光，打開(kāi)門，讓上校出去，馬上把門關(guān)上了。“空軍士兵，馬上把門打開(kāi)！”“長(zhǎng)官，我能不能看看你的進(jìn)門許可？”