英語笑話 - 軍營篇：511　Anticipate a ride in the jeep 指望坐上吉普車

英語笑話

511　Anticipate a ride in the jeep 指望坐上吉普車

One month into Marine Corps training we were preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with a large radio in the back. “Who knows anything about radios?” our drill instructor asked. Several hands went up, and anticipating a ride in the jeep, recruits began listing their credentials. Everything from a degree in communications to a part-time job in a repair shop was declared. The DI listened to all the contenders, then pointed to the most qualified. “You,” he barked. “Carry the radio.”

參加海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊特種部隊訓練已經一個月。我們正準備在華氏一百度的氣溫下進行十英里行軍。一輛吉普車開上來，后面裝著一臺好大的無線電臺。我們的訓練指揮問：“誰懂一點無線電？”指望能夠坐上吉普車，好幾只手舉起來，新兵們開始列舉他們的資格，從通訊學位到業(yè)余時間在修理鋪工作，都報出來了。訓練指揮傾聽了所有的資格，然后指著最有資格的人大吼一聲：“你！把無線電臺背上?！?