雙語醫(yī)患笑話：408　My patients can bite 我的患者是要咬人的

英語笑話

408　My patients can bite 我的患者是要咬人的

The time came for annual immunizations at our overseas Air Force base. To get us all vaccinated as quickly as possible, they pressed the veterinary surgeon into helping out. I got my injection from the vet. “Wow,” I said, “you did that so gently, I hardly felt it.” “I have to be gentle,” he said. “My patients can bite.”

這是海外空軍基地一年一度預(yù)防接種的時候。為了使我們?nèi)w盡快地完成預(yù)防接種，他們讓獸醫(yī)也來幫忙。是一個獸醫(yī)給我打的針。我說：“啊，你的動作這么輕，我都沒感覺到。”他說：“我的動作不得不輕，我的患者是要咬人的?！?