雙語(yǔ)醫(yī)患笑話：389　Cross out “expert” 把“專(zhuān)家”兩個(gè)字劃掉

英語(yǔ)笑話

389　Cross out “expert” 把“專(zhuān)家”兩個(gè)字劃掉

While working as a radiological technologist in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of the femurs and pelvis. “What happened to this patient?” he asked in astonishment. “He fell out of a tree,” I reported. The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree. “I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he is a tree expert.” Gazing intently at the X-rays, the radiologist blinked and said, “Cross out ‘expert’.”

我在一家醫(yī)院的急診室里當(dāng)放射科技師。我給一個(gè)外傷病人拍X光片，然后拿去給放射科醫(yī)生看。醫(yī)生看到很多處股骨和骨盆的斷裂，驚訝地問(wèn)：“這個(gè)病人怎么啦？”我報(bào)告說(shuō)：“他從樹(shù)上掉下來(lái)了。”這個(gè)放射科醫(yī)生想知道病人在樹(shù)上干什么。我說(shuō)：“我不敢肯定。不過(guò)病歷上說(shuō)他是一個(gè)林木專(zhuān)家。”醫(yī)生專(zhuān)心凝視著X光片，然后眨眨眼睛說(shuō)：“把專(zhuān)家兩個(gè)字劃掉?！?