美國流行笑話：A Double Espresso 雙料濃咖啡

195　A Double Espresso 雙料濃咖啡

The chef of the upscale restaurant collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit, and resulted in some dramatic crackling and popping sounds. After sopping up the mess, we gathered around the terminal as the computer was turned back on. “Please let it work,” pleaded the guilt-ridden waiter. A waitress replied, “Should be faster than ever. That was a double espresso.”
一天，一家高檔餐館的大廚和一個侍者撞到一起，把咖啡撞翻在電腦上。液體流進處理器，引起不尋常的劈劈啪啪的響聲。把這場混亂收拾干凈以后，大家都圍著電腦，等著它重新啟動。那個闖禍的侍者祈求說：“求求你，讓它能工作。”一個女侍者回答說：“應該比以往更快。這可是一杯雙料濃咖啡。”