美國流行笑話：Wearing masks 帶著面具

170　Wearing masks 帶著面具

Sounds of crashing and banging in the middle of the night sent me and my husband out to our garage. There we spotted three raccoons eating cat dish. We shooed them away and went back to bed. Later that week we were driving home and I noticed three fat raccoons ambling down the road. “Do you think those are the same ones we chased off?” I asked. “Hard to tell,” said my husband. “They were wearing masks.”
半夜里聽到撞擊和破裂的聲音，我和我丈夫起身到車庫里去看。看到有三只浣熊在吃鯰魚。我們把它們轟走以后又繼續(xù)睡。那個(gè)星期晚些時(shí)候，我們正開車回家的途中，我看到有三只胖浣熊在馬路上溜達(dá)。我問：“這是不是我們趕走的那三只？”我丈夫回答說：“不好說。那天它們帶著面具呢。”