英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Home alone 獨自在家(中英雙語)

　　Home alone

　　獨自在家

　　My wife will go to any extreme to keep people from,knowing she is home alone. One evening when I was working late，my wife heard a knock on the door. She ignosed it,but the knocing continued. Frantic，sloe began to bark,softly at first，then louder and louder. Much to her relief,the knocking soon stopped.

　　我妻子獨自在家時，總是不想讓別人知道家里沒有其他的人。一天晚上，我工作到很晚。我妻子聽到有人敲門，她就沒理，但敲門的聲音總是不停，慌亂之中，她開始學(xué)狗叫。一開始她低聲地叫，隨后她的叫聲越來越大。敲門聲很快地停了，她這才松了口氣。

　　The next day the paper boy came to the door to collect."I came by last night,"he told me,"but I left when your wife barked at me!"

　　第二天，送報的小孩來我家收錢，那小孩告訴我:“我昨晚上就來了，你老婆老沖我學(xué)狗叫，我就走了。”