雙語幽默：裝備得當

　　Being Properly Equipped

　　A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:

　　Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?"

　　Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

　　Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

　　Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."

　　Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

　　Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

　　Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

　　Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"

　　裝備得當

　　一位女新聞播音員正在會見一個少年俱樂部的領導。

　　會見者：那么瓊斯先生，孩子們的冒險之旅將如何度過?

　　瓊斯先生：我們將教他們爬山，劃船，箭術和射擊

　　會見者：射擊!那有點不負責吧，是不是?

　　瓊斯先生：是嗎?他們會得到正確的指導。

　　會見者：難道你不承認教孩子們射擊非常地危險嗎?

　　瓊斯先生：我看不出來多么危險。在他們摸槍之前我們會教他們正確的原則

　　會見者：但你們將訓練他們成為殘暴的殺手。

　　瓊斯先生：哦。你裝備(穿)得象一個妓女，但你不是，對吧?