雙語(yǔ)幽默：裝備得當(dāng)

　　Being Properly Equipped

　　A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:

　　Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?"

　　Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

　　Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

　　Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."

　　Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

　　Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

　　Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

　　Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"

　　裝備得當(dāng)

　　一位女新聞播音員正在會(huì)見(jiàn)一個(gè)少年俱樂(lè)部的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)。

　　會(huì)見(jiàn)者：那么瓊斯先生，孩子們的冒險(xiǎn)之旅將如何度過(guò)?

　　瓊斯先生：我們將教他們爬山，劃船，箭術(shù)和射擊

　　會(huì)見(jiàn)者：射擊!那有點(diǎn)不負(fù)責(zé)吧，是不是?

　　瓊斯先生：是嗎?他們會(huì)得到正確的指導(dǎo)。

　　會(huì)見(jiàn)者：難道你不承認(rèn)教孩子們射擊非常地危險(xiǎn)嗎?

　　瓊斯先生：我看不出來(lái)多么危險(xiǎn)。在他們摸槍之前我們會(huì)教他們正確的原則

　　會(huì)見(jiàn)者：但你們將訓(xùn)練他們成為殘暴的殺手。

　　瓊斯先生：哦。你裝備(穿)得象一個(gè)妓女，但你不是，對(duì)吧?