英語(yǔ)幽默:等一秒鐘

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny." Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second.", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second."
一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話。他問：“主啊， 一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少？”上帝回答：“一便士。”男子又問：“那一百萬(wàn)年呢？”上帝說(shuō)：“一秒鐘。”最后男子請(qǐng)求道：“上帝，我能得到一便士嗎？”上帝回答：“等一秒鐘。”