英語幽默:拳擊和賽跑

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight."
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who's also been taught how to box."
朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎么辦？”
Dan: "I'm teaching him how to run, too."
丹：“我也會教他怎么樣賽跑。”