愚人節(jié)精彩笑話之二

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       The Doctor Knows Better

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。

　　His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　 醫(yī)生懂得多

　　一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院。他的妻子站在他的床前對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我想他傷得很厲害。”

　　醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“恐怕他已經(jīng)死了。”

　　聽到醫(yī)生的話，這個(gè)男人轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)著頭說(shuō)：“我沒死，我還活著。”

　　妻子說(shuō)：“安靜，醫(yī)生比你懂得多。”