聽美劇學英語·破產姐妹第三季 第33期:貓咪沒人要

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Earl, you don't want a cat, do you?

厄爾，你不會想要一只喵星人吧？

A cat? God, no. Cats steal your weed.

喵星人？我死都不要。喵星人會偷你的大麻。

See, Caroline? Nobody wants the cat.

卡洛琳，你看？沒人想要喵星人。

We're keeping it, and I think we should start celebrating right meow.

我們來收留它，我覺得現在可以開始辦慶喵宴了。

Max, you didn't even try to convince him.

麥克斯，你都沒試著說服他。

Come on, Earl. Don't you want a cat? Kitty for Earl. Kitty for Earl.

拜托，厄爾。你不想要只貓嗎？厄爾來只小喵喵，厄爾來只小喵喵。

I'm too old to have a cat. I'm about six months away from crapping in a box myself.

我老得不能養(yǎng)貓了。我估計再過個半年，我就得拉屎在"人"砂盆里了。

Oleg, how do you feel about cats?

奧列格，你對貓有何感覺？

Loved it. Saw it nine times on Broadway.

愛死了。去百老匯看過九次。

Very clever show, but a little expensive. The most I've ever paid to see a pussy dance.

很有才的音樂劇，但有點貴。這輩子花最多錢看的貓?zhí)琛?/p>

So far we're keeping the cat.

目前還是我們收留喵星人。

Hey, Han, do you want a cat?

阿憨，你想要只貓嗎？

You could finally have a friend your own size.

你終于能有個跟你一個大小的朋友了。

Come on, you could ride it to work.

來嘛，你能騎它來上班呢。

No, I can't have a cat. They're lazy, moody, and judgmental.

不，我不能養(yǎng)貓。它們懶惰，脾氣壞，又愛鄙視人。

I don't need another you. Plus, they don't show affection.

簡直就是你的翻版。而且它們又不會表達愛意。

Sure they do. You just have to know how to get it out of them. Cats love to be lightly spanked on their bottom.

當然會啊。你知道怎么讓它們展露就行了。喵星人喜歡被人輕輕打屁股。

I don't understand why a cat would like that.

我無法理解貓為什么會喜歡那樣。

It's so mysterious.

太難懂了。

Kitty. Kitty. Kitty-kitty-kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty-kitty-kitty.

喵喵。喵喵。喵喵喵喵喵喵。阿喵。阿喵。阿喵阿喵阿喵。

Well, I can't have a cat. I work all the time. Why did I like that so much?

我還是不能養(yǎng)貓。我整天得上班。我為什么會喜歡剛才那種感覺？

I don't know. Something with boobs was touching you.

不知道。因為被有咪咪的人碰了嗎。

People with boobs touch me.

也有別的有咪咪的人碰我啊。

She means aside from your mom. Then, no.

她指除了你媽以外的人。那就沒了。