Just make a few changes, and everything will be right back on track.
你就稍微改變一下嘛,一切又會恢復(fù)原樣的。
And stop talking now.
你最好閉嘴。
Make some changes? That's all I've done for her.
做一點改變?我一直都在為她改變。
I changed my furniture, I changed my ways.
我改變了我的家具,改變我的習(xí)慣。
I changed my underwear more than once a week.
還改成了不到一周就換一次內(nèi)褲呢。
That's it. No more changing for Han... and no more changing for Sophie.
夠了。不再為阿憨改變...也不再為蘇菲改變。
I'm done changing. I'm back, baby. Spread the word!
我受夠做改變了。本淫王要回歸了。請把消息傳遍天下!
I think he's gonna be spreading more than the word.
他要"傳遍天下"的不只是消息而已吧。
I want to kill someone!
老子想殺人!
Why, did they cancel Suite Life of Zack and Cody?
為什么,你看的迪士尼兒童喜劇被砍了嗎?
No, I just got off the phone with the restaurant inspector.
不,我剛跟餐廳衛(wèi)生檢查員打完電話。
She answered her phone at this time of night?
她這么晚還接你的電話?。?/p>
Come on, it's not like she was out on the town.
拜托,她這種老姑婆晚上也只能待在家。
Han! I think that "B" you're holding might stand for "bitch."
阿憨!我覺得你手里拿著那個"B",應(yīng)該是"賤B"的意思。
And she told me I got a "B" because of the conditions of the back room off the dishwasher area.
她居然告訴我我得了個"B"是因為洗碗?yún)^(qū)后面的密室環(huán)境不佳。
I didn't even know we had a back room, did you?
我甚至不知道我們有個密室,你們知道嗎?
No, but of course there's a mysterious back room in this new upside down world,
不知道,但在這個價值觀被顛倒的世界當然會有一個神秘的密室,
where a piece of cheese is mayor and Donna Karan is a no one!
那里芝士是市長,而大牌DKNY的創(chuàng)始人則是無名小卒!