聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第198期:偷拿雞蛋

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Well, here it is. My last tip. Only $2.

老娘今晚最后一筆小費(fèi)。只有兩塊錢。

And to think, I held in a fart for those cheap bastards.

虧我之前還為了那些小氣鬼憋住一個(gè)屁。

This night sucks. We don't even have enough to buy supplies for tomorrow.

今晚爛死了。我們都沒賺夠明天蛋糕店的材料錢。

We'll just have to go to that store where everything's free.

只能去那家所有商品皆免費(fèi)的小店拿了。

Oh, good. They're open.

太好了，那店還沒關(guān)門。

And we have to sneak all this stuff out. Han's staying late to do inventory.

我們得偷偷把這些東西弄出去。阿憨今晚要留下清點(diǎn)庫存。

Damn it, why does he always have to be so asian?

靠，他有需要這么亞洲人嗎？

Let's see, what do we need for our cupcake shop? Eggs, sugar.

我們小蛋糕店需要哪些東西來著？雞蛋，糖。

A stripper pole? Do you want to make money or not?

脫衣舞鋼管一根？你到底想不想掙錢?。?/p>

How are we gonna hide these eggs?

我們?cè)撛趺赐祹н@些雞蛋走?。?/p>

You could put some of those "Grade A large" where there's "Grade A itty-bitties."

你可以把這些"A級(jí)大雞蛋"藏進(jìn)你的"A杯小奶罩"里。

Rude, but I don't hate it. I can probably fit four to six in each.

嘴賤，不過主意不錯(cuò)。我估計(jì)一邊可以塞四到六顆。

So positive! I love that you're a "cup's half full" kind of person.

真積極正面！我就愛你這樣"杯"子半滿的積極人士。

So come here often?

常來光顧嗎？

This is my first time.

人家第一次來。

Well, you're very pretty. Oh, thank you.

你很漂亮哦。謝謝夸獎(jiǎng)。

Heads up. Han's coming your way. Should I fake a stroke?

小心啦。阿憨要過來了。要我假裝中風(fēng)嗎？

And P.S., if I don't get up in three minutes, it's a real one.

先說好，如果我三分鐘后都沒起身，那我就是真中風(fēng)了。

No, I'll deal with him. You keep going.

不用，我來搞定他。你繼續(xù)塞。

Keep it up, and we'll finally have an answer to the question "What comes first? The chicken or the Oleg?"

別停啊，你繼續(xù)我們就能知道，是雞先來到世上，還是奧列格先"來"啦。