聽美劇學英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第96期:守得云開見月明

Look at poor Jacob. I feel awful.

雅各布好可憐，我好內(nèi)疚。

It was just panic attack coupled with his first orgasm. Paramedics said he'll be fine.

人生首次"高潮"后的恐慌發(fā)作而已嘛。醫(yī)護人員說他會沒事的。

I think that's what they said. It was hard to hear over all their laughing.

應該是這樣吧。他們邊笑邊說，聽不太清楚。

More emojis from Andy. Christmas tree, fireworks, martini glass.

安迪又回我符號了。圣誕樹符，煙火符，馬丁尼酒杯符。

Okay, that's it. I'm done.

夠了，我受不了了。

Well, here he comes.

他來啦。

What is this supposed to mean?

你發(fā)這些是什么意思？

Oh, that? That means... I love emojis.

那些嗎，就是這個意思。我愛死表情符號了。

I think my work here is done.

看來我可以功成身退了。

Max, I'm going to go with Jacob in that thing we wouldn't let take our grandmother.

麥克斯，我要進那臺我們當初不愿意讓其載走我奶奶的東西陪雅各布。

And I just wanted to say good-bye and thank you for everything.

我來跟你道別，并謝謝你對我們的一切。

Well, you built us a barn, we almost killed your friend-I'd say we're even.

你也幫我們蓋了馬棚，我們差點害死你朋友，也算兩不相欠啦。

Well, Jacob says he's going to go home,

雅各布說他要回家了，

but I met this girl in the bar whose roommate overdosed yesterday,

但我在酒吧認識個女孩，她室友昨天嗑藥過量死了，

so there's a spare room, and I've decided to stay. Cool.

所以家里有間空房，我打算去那里住。不錯啊。

So got any words of wisdom for a kid trying to make it in the world?

有什么人生箴言能傳授給我這個獨自奮斗的小少年嗎？

No, do you? Look, just know you're going to struggle for a while.

沒，你呢？記住，剛開始肯定會有不順遂

Someone's going to ask you what time it is,

可能有陌生人假裝問你時間

and when you look at your watch, he's going to put his penis on you.

當你低頭看表時，他就把陰莖蹭你身上。

But like Dan Savage says, it gets better.

但丹·薩維奇說過，明天會更好。

Although it hasn't for me, so maybe that only applies to questioning teens.

雖然我的明天沒更好，那可能只對性向有疑問的青少年有效。

In short, there's really no point to anything,

總之，不必掛意不順遂的人事物

but sometimes, you get to eat candy or have sex, and that's when it all feels right.

有時候，只要能吃上糖果或打上一炮，不順遂也就拋之腦后了。

Oh, no. Caroline, the cat. I'm on my own. Fine.

慘了?？辶眨侵怀糌?。見色忘友，行。

Oh, no, you bastard, not tonight. It is not going down tonight.

今晚別想嚇唬我，死臭貓，別想。今晚我奉陪到底。

All right, you win this one.

好吧，今晚讓你贏。