聽美劇學英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第95期:安迪的擔心

So she called you, right?

她打給你了對吧？

I saw her talking on the phone using lots of hand gestures.

我看到她打電話，還配了一堆手勢。

I figured it was about how bad the date is.

肯定是在說這約會糟透了吧。

Okay, I'm going to try and put this as politely as I can, but what the hell is wrong with you? Make a move.

我盡量用文明點的詞匯跟你說，但你他娘的是豬??？對她下手啊。

Max, I really like her, but...

麥克斯，我真的很喜歡她，但...

What is the but?

但是怎樣？

But she's Caroline Channing.

她可是卡洛琳·錢寧啊。

And you're Andy something. So?

你也是安迪·啥啥不是嗎？

Yeah, I'm Andy something who owns a small candy store, and she was practically a princess.

我就只是開間小糖果店的安迪·啥啥，而她算得上是公主了。

Was. Was a princess. Now she has five pairs of underwear and hasn't done laundry in eight days.

那是以前，以前是公主?，F(xiàn)在她窮得只剩五套內(nèi)衣褲，但她八天沒洗衣服了。

Max, honestly, I mean, I use those stupid emojis to buy time to figure out what I wanted to say.

我老實說，我用表情符號回復她是拖延時間，想好我想對她說的話。

That's why emojis exist. So guys like me don't have to say, "I'm not good enough. I sell gum."

表情符號作用就是在此。像我這樣男人就不用親口說出，"我配不上你，我是個賣口香糖的"。

She's the same girl you met in your candy store.

她就是你在店里遇到的那個女孩。

No, she's not. That was just a regular, pretty Williamsburg girl.

不，她不是。當時她只是個普通的漂亮威廉斯堡女孩。

Now, she's refined, rich Caroline Channing.

現(xiàn)在她是文雅多金的卡洛琳·錢寧。

He thinks you're rich and refined. It's a real boner blocker. What?

她覺得你多金又文雅。害他不知如何下"鳥"。什么？

He found out who you were, and he's intimidated.

他知道了你的真實身份，他嚇著了。

You have to act cheap and unrefined. It's the only way.

你得表現(xiàn)的廉價又粗俗。沒別的招了。

Here we go. I also ordered you guys some nachos.

來吧。我還幫你們點了脆餅吃。

No jalapenos. I know that's the devil's garnish.

沒放墨西哥辣椒。我知道那是魔鬼的調(diào)味料。

Great, nachos. They're so low-rent like me.

太好了，玉米脆餅。跟我一樣廉價易得。

But first, I'm going to chug some draft beer like I always do.

但我現(xiàn)在要先跟平常一樣大口灌點生啤。

And now I'm gonna freak-dance. Slut, party of one.

現(xiàn)在我要去騷女"亂舞"了。騷貨即將光臨舞池。

Come on, Jacob. I'm going to tear that ass up. Y-y-you are?

來吧，雅各布，姐要好好寵幸你。真的嗎？

See? That's not special at all.

你看，她一點也不特別。

Oh, my God! Call the paramedics. I danced an Amish boy to death.

天?。】旖嗅t(yī)護人員啊。我讓阿米什男孩爽死了。