聽美劇學英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第66期:給達叔買布偶

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Hey, come on in. Hey, girls. How you doing?

請進。姑娘們，你們好嗎？

Darius the hilarious is pumped. I'm totally in my zone right now.

笑星達叔打了雞血了呢。狀態(tài)超好，準備笑力全開。

And I can't miss in this suit. Well...

配這西裝，笑死人不償命啊。這個嘛...

Darius, that's what we wanted to talk to you about.

達叔，我們就是來跟你談這事的。

You know we're big fans. Big, big fans.

我們都是你的支持者。鐵桿粉絲。

You're amazing, your act's incredible. You are Darius the hilarious.

你人超好，段子超好笑。傳說中的笑星達叔。

Max and I love the smart car stuff. It's hilarious, per your name.

我們都愛你的斯瑪特段子。笑星之名，絕非虛傳。

But, well, it is New York. Not a lot of people are smart, or have cars.

但在紐約這小破村。很多人不聰明，也沒車。

Yeah, you know New York. Not exactly the cutting edge.

紐約嘛，你懂得。完全不在時尚的尖端。

So, after Max and I left you, we had a thought.

下午跟你分開之后，我們倆有了個主意

We got you a puppet. And, yes, I was stoned.

我們給你買了個布偶。沒錯，我是有點喝高了。

But Caroline was laughing just as hard as me.

但卡洛琳看了也笑個不停哦。

You got me a what? A puppet. We got you a puppet.

你們買了什么給我？布偶，買了個布偶給你。

But I don't use a puppet. Until you do.

我從不用布偶的啊。用過一次就知道啦。

Just imagine, at the end of your act or in the beginning... Or all the way through.

想象一下，你說完個段子，或段子開頭。甚至是整個段子中。

Ladies and gentlemen, Darius the hilarious and his partner, Justin Beaver!

先生女士們，笑星達叔與他的搭檔，賈斯汀·逼勃。

"Damn, girl. And I mean dam. As in, I built one."

"哇靠，女孩，哇靠啊。我蓋了一個水壩哦。"

And you don't even have to be funny because Justin Beaver does the work for you. Show him, Max.

你就算不好笑也無所謂，賈斯汀·逼勃就已經(jīng)夠好笑了。你也來一次，麥克斯。

"I'm straight". You gotta laugh!

"我是直男"。你不笑不行??！

Do I? I mean, honestly? Making fun of Justin Beaver's sexuality? I find that a tad offensive.

是咩？真的該笑嗎？取笑他的性向嗎？這過火了吧。