《柯南脫口秀》第152期:很多年輕觀眾

Your way too into ,lady.I'm sorry,Lisa,but you're dead wrong. 你知道什么海盜啊 女人 抱歉 麗莎 但是你錯(cuò)了

There actually is a test that pirates use for .Don't believe me? 海盜確實(shí)有用來確診壞血病的檢測 不信嗎

Take a look at this very rare footage we found of an actual 18th century ship. 看看這段我們找到的珍貴的18世紀(jì)海盜視頻吧

Here for me pirate scurvy test.Are you a pirate?Aye.Then you've got scurvy.Next. 我是來做壞血病檢測的 你是個(gè)海盜嗎 是啊 那你一定有壞血病 下位

Well,right again.So the challenge still stands. 又對(duì)了 挑戰(zhàn)繼續(xù)

If you think you an error on our show,report it to teamcoco.com. 如果你覺得自己在節(jié)目中發(fā)現(xiàn)了錯(cuò)誤 請(qǐng)上官網(wǎng)報(bào)告

we will sort it out right here on the air. 我們會(huì)在直播中解決

Let's see if you have what it takes to make chump meat out of the maestro. 看看你是否能讓大師栽跟頭

You know,I noticed recently we have a lot of young people come to the show, 我最近發(fā)現(xiàn)我們節(jié)目迎來過很多年輕觀眾

and I noticed recently a lot of people in our audience use Craigslist. 我發(fā)現(xiàn)我們很多觀眾使用信息網(wǎng)

So I thought,because I'm a nice guy,would help our audience member make a sale connection by showing some of their Craiglist ads right here on th show right now. 作為一個(gè)大好人 我想幫助觀眾們實(shí)現(xiàn)所需 我現(xiàn)在要公布一些觀眾們的信息廣告

Let's check them out.First up,help wanted,bass player needed for my new rock band,the telemarketers. 我們看看吧 首先 招募貝斯手 加入我的新?lián)u滾樂隊(duì) 電話銷售員