《柯南脫口秀》第151期:粉絲糾錯(cuò)

Come to think of it,I was kind of a jerk back in the day.It's true. 仔細(xì)想想 我當(dāng)年挺渾的 真的

Why is that funny?Why is that funny?You have mirrors. 他們笑什么 笑什么啊 你有鏡子嘛

Ladies and gentlemen,we're going to do something people tend to enjoy. 女生們先生們 我們現(xiàn)在要做一件大家還蠻喜歡的事

It's something we call Fan Corrections.Let's do that right now. 叫做《粉絲糾錯(cuò)》 我們現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始吧

This is the dance that goes with it.This,of course,is a segment where viewers try to find mistakes on our show. 這是配合這一節(jié)的舞蹈 在這一節(jié)中 觀眾會(huì)試圖找出我們節(jié)目的錯(cuò)誤

Good luck.So far hundreds of challengers,not one winner.We don't make mistakes.Right. 祝你們好運(yùn)了 目前已有上百人挑戰(zhàn) 無(wú)人成功 我們不犯錯(cuò) 沒(méi)錯(cuò)

Tonight a fan named Lisa thinks she caught a mistake.she says it happened during one of my recent .Let's take a look. 一名名叫麗莎的粉絲 認(rèn)為她發(fā)現(xiàn)了我們的錯(cuò)誤 她說(shuō)錯(cuò)誤發(fā)生在我最近一段獨(dú)白中 看看吧

Hi ,conan.My name is Lisa and I'm submitting a fan correction. 柯南 我叫麗莎 我要發(fā)布一則粉絲糾錯(cuò)

During a recent you were discussing the Disneyland outbreak and said that several pirates of the Caribbean have also tested positive for . 最近一段獨(dú)白中 你在討論迪士尼的風(fēng)疹爆發(fā) 并說(shuō)多名加勒比海盜還被查出患有壞血病

Five workers at Disneyland have been diagnosed with the measles. 迪士尼樂(lè)園5名員工被確認(rèn)患有風(fēng)疹

Not only that but nine of the pirates of the Caribben tested positive scurvy. 不僅如此 還有九名加勒比海盜 被確診患有壞血病

Conan,an educated man such as yourself should know scurvy is a condition caused by a deficiency in vitamin C. 柯南 你這么有知識(shí)的男人應(yīng)該知道 壞血病是由維生素C缺乏造成的病癥

Such found in oranges.Since it's not an infection,a positive test for scurvy does not exist. 比如橙子中的維生素C 因?yàn)檫@并非傳染病 所以并不存在壞血病的確診檢測(cè)

So I'm sorry to tell you,conan,that when it comes to your errorless record,that ship has sailed. 抱歉了 柯南 但你的無(wú)錯(cuò)誤記錄 已經(jīng)沉入大海了