《柯南脫口秀》第82期:人生哲學(xué)

Now,we just got our Christmas tree,but due to the drought,it's plastic. 我們剛剛買來圣誕樹 但因為干旱 樹是塑料的

It’s like my tree has the same surgeon as Bruce Jenner. 真希望我的樹跟布魯斯·詹納用一個整形醫(yī)師

True story,our office holiday party is tonight.We're having our office holiday party tonight. 真事 我們的公司節(jié)日派對就在今晚 我們今晚要舉行公司節(jié)日派對

Just like last year,I'm going to get drunk,make a fool of myself and then go to the office holiday party. 就像去年一樣 我要喝個大醉 出盡洋相 然后再去參加公司節(jié)日派對

No,no.No,if you saw it,you would be .It's like a of up here. 不了 如果你們真看到會嚇尿的 這里像魚肚子一樣

Let's do something fun,ladies and gentlemen.cause I'm a big believer in fun.That's my philosophy. 我們做點好玩的事吧 因為我最相信玩樂了 那是我的人生哲學(xué)

You know,back in the day,a long time ago,before your time,before my time,there was a TV game show. 想當(dāng)初 很久以前 你們還沒出生時 我還沒出生時 有一檔電視競猜游戲

It was called "name that ".Ok，I looked it up on youtube.It's really cool. 叫做《辯聲識曲》 我在油管上看了 真的很有趣

It's a show where had to guess the titles of popular songs played by a live band.Fun,right?We have an amazing band. 這檔節(jié)目中 選手們要猜現(xiàn)場樂隊演奏的流行歌曲的曲名 很有趣吧 我們這里有支很棒的樂隊

Since it's the holiday season,I thought we could play a holiday version of "Name that tune" with our audience.would that be fun? 現(xiàn)在是節(jié)假日 我覺得玩一會兒節(jié)日版的《辯聲識曲》會很有趣 就跟現(xiàn)場觀眾玩 有趣吧

I think so,yeah.Unfortunately,unfortunately if we use famous songs,we get charged a lot of money for playing them on TV. 我覺得會有趣的 可惜 如果我們用名曲 我們要因為在電視上播放而付大筆的錢

I don't want to spill a lot of cash,so we figured if we play our own songs that sort of sound like big hit,We save a ton. 我不想花太多錢 所以我們決定演奏類似熱曲的自己改編的曲目 這樣能大大省錢

So let's play a special holiday edition of something we call "Basic cable name that tune". 所以我們來玩一會兒節(jié)日特別版的 "有線樂隊辯聲識曲"吧