《柯南脫口秀》第81期:尋常的一天

The great people who are not sick of us yet. 這些人肯定還沒厭煩我們呢

That takes up to six minutes,Andy.That's true. 過六分鐘就會(huì)了 安迪 是啊

That's not going to kick in.What day is it,it's Thursday,ladies and gentlemen. 這感覺不會(huì)出現(xiàn)的 今天那天了 周四哦

Let's not get crazy,it's a day of the week. 別那么激動(dòng) 不過是尋常的一天

It's Thursday,it's now officially one week until Chrismas.Did you realize that?Oh,look at this guy,he didn't know. 周四了 現(xiàn)在距圣誕只有一周了 大家知道了嗎 看啊 那人還沒意識(shí)到呢

The guy over here thinks it's still Wednesday. 那家伙還以為還是周三呢

Anyway,I have seen him before.Anyway,it's officially one week until Christmas 總之 我以前見過他 總之 現(xiàn)在距離圣誕節(jié)只有一周了

So that if you're a guy,you have six days until you have to start shopping.That's what it means. 如果你是男人 你還有六天就必須去買東西了 就是這樣

Who does that?I go out the night before,I go to 7-Eleven and I just start buying .My wife loves slim Jims. 誰這么干 我會(huì)前一晚去 我去7-11 開始買東西 我妻子喜歡牛肉干

A lot of nativity scenes out there.Oh,yeah.Shut up Andy. 現(xiàn)在有很多基督誕生場景 是啊 閉嘴 安迪

This is something I saw on the news.That's right,I had my newspaper out this morning and I was looking at the news, 這是我在新聞上看到的 沒錯(cuò) 我今早拿出報(bào)紙 我在看新聞

there was story that said to baby jesus stolen from nativity scenes,they get stolen a lot, 有則報(bào)道 為尋回基督誕生場景的失竊耶穌寶寶 大概經(jīng)常被偷吧

a company is putting GPS trackers inside them.can you believe that? 一家安保公司現(xiàn)在在寶寶體內(nèi)植入了追蹤器

If they had done this with the real Jesus,it would have answered a lot of questions.Seriously. 如果他們對(duì)真耶穌這么干了 那很多事都有解答了 真的