《柯南脫口秀》第55期:交流時很風(fēng)趣

I can't get away,if I wear a hat like that,someone would knock it off my head. 我就不行 如果我戴那樣的帽子 別人會從我頭上打掉的

You would look cool with a hat,but it would mess up your .you know,that's your signature thing,yeah. 你戴帽子一定很好 但是會搞亂你的發(fā)型 那是你的標(biāo)志性特點 沒錯

You got a song,you know that.I'm in love with the Coco. 有一首關(guān)于你的歌 你知道嗎 我愛上柯南了

You all know that song,right?I wasn't even aware,Fantastic. 你們都知道這首歌 對嗎 我都不知道 太棒了

Whole thing they should play it for you.Really,I don't want to hear that. 有一整首歌的 他們應(yīng)該給你放一下 真的嗎 不 我可不想聽

You know,it's funny,I'm curious if you had this experience. 說來有趣 我很好奇你有沒有這個經(jīng)歷

I had so many people come up to me and say,Conan,I bet you were the class clown. 有很多人對我說 柯南 我敢打賭你是班級小丑

Were you the class clown?No,you know,cause my mother was a schoolteacher in the district I went to school. 你是班級小丑嗎 不是 我媽媽是我那所學(xué)校的老師

I mean,I was funy but I didn't do class clown jokes.I did jokes like I was selling illegal drugs. 我很搞笑 但我不會開那種班級小丑玩笑 我講笑話時就像在非法販毒

you know,Like,I always looked around and I would tell the joke and fire off a joke. 我總是四周看看 你懂嗎 我講笑話的同時

I would have friends looking and clapping pigeons to make sure 讓朋友們放哨 鼓掌報信

Here comes the principal Cedric.Yeah,put my jokes up and then run. 校長來了 賽德里克 好吧 藏起笑話 然后逃跑

I know what you're talking about because I always felt like,I was funny with my friends 我知道你在說什么 因為我總是覺得 我跟朋友們交流時很風(fēng)趣

But the class clown was the guy that jumped up and set th clock back and got in the teacher's face. 但是班級小丑是那種跳起來 把時鐘調(diào)慢 挑釁老師

They all get shot,those guys.They always end up with bad,horrible stories. 那些人都中槍了 他們最后下場都很慘

I wanted to make it out of high school.That's the whole thing. 我想安全度過高中 就是這樣

So I never,there was the classs clown.you know people would just like call down and tell my mom 所以我從來不是班級小丑 而且有人會招來我媽媽 告訴她

You know,he's doing it right now and you know she would,before cell phones. 他正在講笑話呢 那時還沒有手機

So she would just drive up to the school and give me a in front of everybody. 她會開車來學(xué)校 在所有人面前打我一頓