《柯南脫口秀》第53期:博取觀眾笑聲

When asked why they're so happy, people couldn't answer because their hands were counting money and their mouths were full of chocolate. 被問(wèn)及原因時(shí) 瑞士人說(shuō)不上來(lái) 因?yàn)樗麄儩M手都是錢 滿嘴都是巧克力

Threw that in here,I don't know why. clock in the background still working hard out here. 我們就那么一說(shuō) 后面掛了個(gè)布谷鳥鐘 我在努力博取觀眾笑聲

Hitting all of the major Swiss points.Bobbing and out here. 照顧到各種瑞士元素 看我多努力

Honey boo boo's mother,mama june,let's get that out of the way.People are like oh,take it easy.Slow it down.It's Monday. 甜心波波的媽媽瓊恩 先把這個(gè)說(shuō)出來(lái) 大家都 別激動(dòng)啊 慢點(diǎn) 才周一

Honey boo boo's mother mama june announced that she's bisexual.what? 甜心波波的媽媽瓊恩宣布自己是雙性戀 什么

And then someone explained to her that bisexual doesn't mean someone who loves both Wendy's and Burger King.That's not bisexual,you see.Cuckoo,cuckoo. 然后有人跟她說(shuō) 雙性戀的意思不是既喜歡溫蒂漢堡又喜歡漢堡王 這不叫雙性戀 布谷 布谷

In England,get this,in England a 102 year old man and a 91 year old woman are set to marry,and become the world's oldest newlyweds ever,oldest,yeah.Yeah,nice. 在英國(guó) 一名102歲的男人和一名91歲的女人即將結(jié)婚 并將成為世界上最老的一對(duì)新婚夫婦 沒(méi)錯(cuò) 真不錯(cuò)

It's the only wedding where if the gets cold feet,they check his . 只有在這場(chǎng)婚禮上 如果新郎腳涼了 大家會(huì)檢查他的脈搏

Right,it's a very sweet story,and my best wishes to both of them.yes.That covered it up with the lawyers. 嗯 溫馨的小故事啊 我恭喜二位 嗯 這下不會(huì)有律師來(lái)找事了