生活大爆炸第十一季 第17集：謝爾頓選婚禮場地
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| 第十一季 第十七集 | |
| 00:03.08, | Oh, my God, I can't believe how big Halley's getting. |
| 天啊 真不敢相信哈雷已經這么大了 | |
| 00:05.87, | Yeah-- where's Howard? |
| 對啊 霍華德在哪呢 | |
| 00:06.95, | He's changing Michael. |
| 他在給麥克換尿布 | |
| 00:08.01, | A-All done. You know, fun fact, |
| 搞定 分享個有趣小知識 | |
| 00:09.71, | did you know baby boys can pee straight up? |
| 你們知道男嬰兒可以往空中撒尿嗎 | |
| 00:14.11, | Grown-up boys, too. |
| 長大的男孩也可以 | |
| 00:17.43, | Why would we high-five that? |
| 我們?yōu)樯兑獡粽七@事 | |
| 00:20.12, | So how are you guys? |
| 你們倆還好嗎 | |
| 00:21.78, | Really good. |
| 很好啊 | |
| 00:23.07, | Except for when we went grocery shopping, |
| 除了我們去超市買東西時 | |
| 00:25.04, | and the checkout lady asked when I was due. |
| 結賬的店員問我預產期是什么時候 | |
| 00:27.12, | But you handled it well. |
| 但你應對得很好啊 | |
| 00:32.04, | Well, if you guys need help, I'd be happy to come over. |
| 如果你們需要人幫忙 我很樂意過去 | |
| 00:34.32, | Oh, thanks, but we're really trying to enjoy this family time |
| 謝謝了 但我們想盡量在回崗位前 | |
| 00:36.92, | before we both go back to work. |
| 多享受這天倫之樂 | |
| 00:38.66, | Okay, well, we all miss you. |
| 好吧 我們都很想你們 | |
| 00:40.02, | - You guys, too. - ?Bye. |
| 我們也想你們-再見 | |
| 00:43.44, | Boy, seeing them all together like that |
| 要命了 看到他們一家和樂融融 | |
| 00:45.69, | has got my biological clock ticking like crazy. |
| 讓人家的生物鐘瘋狂加速到想要... | |
| 00:50.60, | Yeah, I don't think men have... |
| 男人好像沒有... | |
| 00:51.78, | I do. |
| 人家有 | |
| 00:55.34, | Hi.-Hello. |
| 你們好-來啦 | |
| 00:56.29, | Hey, guys. |
| 你們來啦 | |
| 00:57.03, | Good news, we have save the date cards. |
| 好消息 我們有邀請函了 | |
| 01:00.08, | Huh, didn't go with my calligrapher. Interesting. |
| 居然沒用我的書法 有意思 | |
| 01:05.05, | What is this picture? |
| 這圖案是什么 | |
| 01:06.26, | Oh, it's an MRI of our brains photoshopped |
| 是把我們倆大腦的核磁共振成像 | |
| 01:08.65, | to look like they're kissing. |
| 修到看起來像在接吻 | |
| 01:11.32, | Is it too sexy? |
| 是不是太性感火辣了 | |
| 01:12.86, | It's too something. |
| 太難以形容了 | |
| 01:16.39, | Guys, May 12, that's exciting. |
| 大家 是5月12號 太迫不及待了 | |
| 01:18.35, | - I know. - Do you guys have a location yet? |
| 是啊-你們定好在哪舉行了嗎 | |
| 01:20.56, | Cause you don't have a lot of time. |
| 你們時間所剩不多啊 | |
| 01:21.52, | Hey, it took us nine months to pick a date, |
| 我們倆花了9個月才選出個日期 | |
| 01:23.38, | and a week to decide if brains can have lips on them, |
| 又花了一周來決定大腦能不能加上嘴唇 | |
| 01:25.52, | so get in the boat and row. |
| 少唧唧歪歪 配合就是了 | |
| 01:56.99, | Michael's out. |
| 麥克睡著了 | |
| 01:58.11, | So is Halley. |
| 哈雷也睡著了 | |
| 01:59.92, | Oh, my God, he's so cute. |
| 老天啊 他太可愛了 | |
| 02:01.91, | So is she. |
| 她也是 | |
| 02:04.17, | Switch? |
| 交換嗎 | |
| 02:04.96, | Yeah. |
| 好 | |
| 02:09.76, | Oh, my God, he's so cute. |
| 老天啊 他太可愛了 | |
| 02:11.67, | So is she. |
| 她也是 | |
| 02:13.63, | I just love them so much. |
| 我好愛他們 | |
| 02:15.70, | Me, too. |
| 我也是 | |
| 02:17.65, | My heart feels like it's gonna explode. |
| 我的心臟感覺都要被萌炸了 | |
| 02:20.41, | Of course, it's full of brisket, so it probably will. |
| 當然啦 我吃了那么多牛腩 總有一天會炸 | |
| 02:25.16, | Oh, I didn't even know I was capable |
| 我本來都不知道我這個人 | |
| 02:27.21, | of loving someone so much. |
| 居然可以這么愛某一個人 | |
| 02:29.94, | More than me? |
| 多過愛我嗎 | |
| 02:33.18, | I'm just messing with you. |
| 我耍你呢 | |
| 02:34.08, | I totally love them more than you. |
| 我愛他們絕對多過愛你無數倍 | |
| 02:37.28, | I get that. |
| 我理解 | |
| 02:38.44, | I would take a bullet for them. |
| 我愿意為他們擋子彈 | |
| 02:40.53, | But I would get seriously mutilated for you. |
| 但我也愿意為你嚴重斷手斷腳 | |
| 02:45.19, | That's sweet. |
| 嘴真甜 | |
| 02:46.53, | But you should know, if you got seriously mutilated, |
| 但先說好 如果你哪天真的殘了 | |
| 02:48.41, | I might dump you. |
| 我可能會甩了你 | |
| 02:51.19, | You'd be crazy not to. |
| 你不甩才真是瘋了 | |
| 02:52.24, | Even unmutilated, I'm no prize. |
| 我好手好腳時也不是什么人中龍鳳 | |
| 02:57.43, | You know, I'm really happy with our wedding date. |
| 我對我們選出來的大喜之日十分滿意 | |
| 03:00.07, | The month squared equals the square of the sum of the members |
| 月份的平方等于日期的 | |
| 03:03.79, | of the set of prime factors of the day. |
| 質因子的和的平方 | |
| 03:05.72, | Isn't that romantic? |
| 是不是超浪漫 | |
| 03:08.48, | Yes, it's like that Shakespeare sonnet, |
| 對啊 就像莎士比亞那首十四行詩寫的 | |
| 03:10.38, | Shall I compare thee to a day |
| 我怎能將你與 | |
| 03:10.38, | 出自莎士比亞十四行詩第18 |
| 我怎能將你與夏日媲美 | |
| 03:11.93, | that's also a really weird math problem." |
| 大喜之日兼奇怪數學問題媲美" | |
| 03:15.71, | It's a shame you're joking. |
| 太遺憾你只是在挖苦了 | |
| 03:16.82, | That'd be a lovely reading at our ceremony. |
| 不然本來很適合在我們婚禮朗誦呢 | |
| 03:19.90, | Well, we only have two months to find a venue, |
| 我們只剩兩個月時間找場地了 | |
| 03:22.28, | and I had a thought. |
| 而我有個想法 | |
| 03:23.65, | What about the Athenaeum club at Caltech? |
| 加州理工的雅典娜學術俱樂部怎么樣 | |
| 03:26.53, | Albert Einstein was a member there. |
| 阿爾伯特·愛因斯坦曾是會員 | |
| 03:33.37, | 該俱樂部的史上首次正式晚餐 |
| 賓客有愛因斯坦與三位諾貝爾獎得主 | |
| 03:28.58, | - It's beautiful. ?- Yeah, |
| 環(huán)境很美-是啊 | |
| 03:29.70, | and Albert Einstein was a member there. |
| 而且阿爾伯特·愛因斯坦曾是會員 | |
| 03:32.63, | It's close. |
| 還很近 | |
| 03:33.37, | And Albert Einstein was a member there. |
| 而且阿爾伯特·愛因斯坦曾是會員 | |
| 03:36.26, | And Albert Einstein was a member there. |
| 而且阿爾伯特·愛因斯坦曾是會員 | |
| 03:39.91, | Now you sound like a woman who wants to get married. |
| 現在你聽起來像是個想結婚的女人了 | |
| 03:43.25, | So you're interested? |
| 所以你有興趣嗎 | |
| 03:44.64, | Oh, of course. |
| 當然啦 | |
| 03:45.90, | Yeah, but that club is extremely exclusive. |
| 可是那個俱樂部十分難進 | |
| 03:48.15, | You know, Leonard's been trying to get us in there for years, |
| 你知道萊納德試著幫我們申請好多年了嗎 | |
| 03:50.07, | but no luck. |
| 但都沒成功過 | |
| 03:51.24, | Well, that's odd. |
| 這就奇怪了 | |
| 03:52.30, | When I called, they said they'd be excited to give us a tour. |
| 我打去詢問時 他們表示很樂意帶我們看看 | |
| 03:54.79, | Well, I suppose we can give it a look, |
| 好吧 去看一下也沒損失 | |
| 03:56.12, | and if it doesn't work out, I hear that there is |
| 如果最后沒成功 我聽說那附近 | |
| 03:58.09, | a nearby Chinese restaurant that Einstein used to frequent. |
| 有一家中餐館以前愛因斯坦是?？?/td> | |
| 04:03.44, | Or, we pick a place we like, |
| 或者我們選一個喜歡的場地 | |
| 04:06.13, | and don't worry about Einstein. |
| 然后不要管愛因斯坦了 | |
| 04:09.03, | Boy, reality TV is right; brides are crazy. |
| 天啊 真人秀還真沒錯 新娘都瘋了 | |
| 04:15.31, | So, how has it been, being home with two kids? |
| 怎么樣了啊 在家跟倆孩子待著 | |
| 04:17.81, | Oh, tiring, but super rewarding. |
| 累死人 但成就感滿滿 | |
| 04:20.60, | Oh, like Pilates, yeah, got it. |
| 就像普拉提課程 我懂 | |
| 04:23.77, | Honestly, it's gonna be hard when we both go back to work. |
| 說實話 我們都回工作崗位后會挺難吧 | |
| 04:27.46, | I've been thinking maybe it would be better |
| 我在考慮或許我們倆人中 | |
| 04:29.63, | if one of us decided to stay home. |
| 有一個人專職留在家?guī)Ш⒆?/td> | |
| 04:33.15, | I don't know, I was raised by servants, and look at me. |
| 是嗎 我就是傭人帶大的 你看我 | |
| 04:38.73, | I literally can't tell if you think that's good or bad. |
| 我真的說不上你是覺得好還是不好 | |
| 04:42.12, | Well, on one hand, they filled my tub with scented oils |
| 一方面來說 他們在我浴缸里加滿了香精油 | |
| 04:44.43, | and brought me honeyed sweets; on the other hand, |
| 還會給我加蜂蜜的點心 而另一方面 | |
| 04:46.28, | I spent my twenties incapable of talking to women. |
| 我二十多歲了卻無法與女人直接對談 | |
| 04:48.58, | So you know, pros and cons. |
| 所以你懂吧 好壞參半 | |
| 04:54.58, | Here's my dilemma: |
| 我糾結的是 | |
| 04:55.43, | I... kind of want to stay home. |
| 我有點想在家當家庭煮夫 | |
| 04:57.61, | But Bernadette is a way better parent than I am. |
| 但伯納黛特比我更會帶孩子 | |
| 05:00.77, | Wait, does Bernadette want to stay home? |
| 等等 那伯納黛特有想當主婦嗎 | |
| 05:02.34, | I don't know. She's really invested in her career, |
| 我不知道 她對事業(yè)投入了許多心血 | |
| 05:04.79, | and she's doing great. |
| 而且很有成績 | |
| 05:06.20, | I think it should be me. |
| 我覺得應該我在家 | |
| 05:08.54, | Wow, I admire you, Howard. |
| 我敬佩你 霍華德 | |
| 05:10.37, | I-It would be hard for me |
| 要我可能就很困難 | |
| 05:11.47, | to buck traditional gender roles like that. |
| 讓我這么突破傳統(tǒng)性別角色藩籬 | |
| 05:16.29, | Didn't you see Taylor Swift twice this month? |
| 你這個月看了兩次泰勒·斯威夫特的演唱會吧 | |
| 05:21.58, | 她的歌詞以女孩戀愛/分手后的心情為主 |
| 05:21.58, | Yeah, because she's hot, not because she sings my truth. |
| 是因為她人美 不是因為歌詞仿佛在唱我 | |
| 05:28.86, | Did Albert Einstein ever sit in any of these chairs? |
| 愛因斯坦坐過這其中的任何一張椅子嗎 | |
| 05:31.93, | I think these are fairly new. |
| 這些椅子應該都沒那么老 | |
| 05:33.29, | But Stephen Hawking's eaten here a lot. |
| 但霍金教授常來這里吃 | |
| 05:35.10, | Yeah, but he brings his own chair, you know? |
| 但他都是自帶[輪]椅來的啊 | |
| 05:40.09, | Well, it seems kind of perfect, |
| 這里感覺好完美啊 | |
| 05:41.82, | and it's close enough to your office, |
| 而且離你辦公室又近 | |
| 05:43.28, | so you can use the bathroom you like. |
| 你可以使用你喜歡的洗手間 | |
| 05:44.84, | Mm. I put a sticker over the auto-flush, |
| 我把自動沖水的感應器用貼紙貼上 | |
| 05:47.62, | so it doesn't startle me. |
| 這樣就不會被突然嚇到 | |
| 05:51.64, | Here's my card. Why don't you two talk it over, |
| 這是我的名片 兩位先好好談談 | |
| 05:53.78, | and I will check to see if our soup spoons |
| 我趁這時間去問問看我們的湯匙 | |
| 05:56.22, | are "Deeper than they are wide." |
| 是否"深度多過寬度" | |
| 06:00.83, | What? Too deep is a ladle, not a spoon. |
| 干嘛 深的是勺子 不是湯匙 | |
| 06:05.64, | I really like it. |
| 我好喜歡這里 | |
| 06:06.85, | Mm. Oh, I must admit, I do, as well. |
| 我也得承認 我也很喜歡 | |
| 06:08.94, | I-- look at how somber all the men in these portraits are. |
| 你看這些人的畫像看起來都多陰郁 | |
| 06:12.55, | I feel like that sets a good tone for our wedding. |
| 感覺為我們的婚禮定下了良好的基調 | |
| 06:16.58, | Is that Leonard? |
| 那是萊納德嗎 | |
| 06:17.58, | Oh, no, no, these are all dead, accomplished scientists. |
| 不 才不是 這些都是已逝的杰出科學家 | |
| 06:21.26, | Leonard will only ever be one of those things. |
| 萊納德最多只能做到其中一項 | |
| 06:25.45, | I mean, Leonard and Penny are right there. |
| 我是說萊納德與佩妮就在那里 | |
| 06:29.50, | But he told me he checked on our membership just last week, |
| 但他上周跟我說他看了我們的會員申請 | |
| 06:32.00, | and we were still 400th in line. |
| 我們還在順位400多名呢 | |
| 06:35.67, | I'm sure there's an innocent explanation |
| 我相信他會有個無罪的合理解釋 | |
| 06:37.26, | that won't ruin my day at all. |
| 聽完絕對不會毀了我一天心情 | |
| 06:40.51, | Leonard. |
| 萊納德 | |
| 06:41.18, | - Oh, hey. ?- Hey. |
| 是你們啊-你們來啦 | |
| 06:42.28, | How did you get in here? |
| 你們怎么進來這里吃飯的 | |
| 06:43.51, | What do you mean? Leonard's a member. |
| 這話什么意思 萊納德是會員啊 | |
| 06:46.82, | You told me it was incredibly exclusive. |
| 你跟我說這里特別難申請啊 | |
| 06:49.37, | Y-Yeah, look, about that, I lied. |
| 聽我說 是這樣的... 我撒謊了 | |
| 06:53.73, | Hey, wait, you told me it was exclusive, too. |
| 等等 你也跟我說這里很難申請啊 | |
| 06:56.26, | I avoided him and impressed you, all with the same lie. |
| 我用一個謊來躲開了他還迷到了你 | |
| 07:00.70, | Damn, Hofstadter, didn't think you had it in you. |
| 服了 霍夫斯塔德 看不出你這么厲害 | |
| 07:03.98, | Well, I'm not sure I know how I feel about this place now. |
| 現在我不知道該對這里作何感想了 | |
| 07:06.74, | Then don't turn around. |
| 那千萬別回頭 | |
| 07:08.03, | Cooper! |
| 庫珀 | |
| 07:14.05, | Oh, good, you're here. |
| 太好了 你在這 | |
| 07:16.09, | There's... something |
| 有一件事 | |
| 07:18.15, | I want to talk to you about. |
| 我想跟你談談 | |
| 07:19.47, | We're not putting a TV in the bathroom. |
| 我們絕對不會在廁所里放電視 | |
| 07:21.17, | That's how you get hemorrhoids. |
| 人們就是這么得痔瘡的 | |
| 07:24.37, | No, this is important. |
| 不是啦 是重要的事 | |
| 07:27.33, | Uh, I was thinking maybe one of us should |
| 我在想或許我們倆其中一個 | |
| 07:29.38, | stay home full-time, with the kids. |
| 應該留在家里全職帶小孩 | |
| 07:31.68, | Oh great, so I have to give up my job |
| 這下可好 我得放棄我的工作 | |
| 07:33.46, | and everything I've worked for? |
| 與我一直以來努力的成果嗎 | |
| 07:35.90, | Actually, I was thinking I should stay home. |
| 其實我想的是我留在家 | |
| 07:38.35, | Oh, so I have to abandon my children and go back to work, |
| 所以我得拋下我孩子 回到工作崗位 | |
| 07:40.74, | while you get to stay home and bond with them? |
| 然后你在家跟孩子們建立感情嗎 | |
| 07:44.51, | You just said you didn't want to. |
| 可是你才說你不想留在家啊 | |
| 07:46.65, | No, I don't want to have to, but if I want to, I should get to. |
| 不 我不想要被迫要 但如果我想要 我就能要 | |
| 07:53.30, | Do you want to? |
| 那你想要嗎 | |
| 07:55.43, | Maybe I do. |
| 或許有呢 | |
| 07:57.00, | What if I also want to? |
| 那如果我也想要呢 | |
| 07:58.53, | Well, I don't know, we can't both stay home. |
| 我不知道啊 我們不能都留在家吧 | |
| 08:01.58, | Don't you think you should go back to work, |
| 你不覺得該由你回去工作嗎 | |
| 08:03.62, | because you make more money? |
| 因為你賺的錢比我多啊 | |
| 08:05.52, | Don't you think you should make more money? |
| 那你不覺得你應該多掙點錢嗎 | |
| 08:09.13, | I think it's pretty sexist of you to say |
| 我覺得你這樣很性別歧視啊 | |
| 08:10.81, | a dad can't stay home with his children. |
| 覺得當爸爸的就不能在家?guī)『?/td> | |
| 08:13.63, | You know what else is sexist, the phrase "Suck it," |
| 你知道還有什么很性別歧視嗎 忍著[吸"鳥"] | |
| 08:16.08, | yet, here we are. |
| 但就是這樣 | |
| 08:21.37, | I can't believe Leonard lied to me. |
| 真沒想到萊納德會騙我 | |
| 08:23.67, | What are we gonna find out next, |
| 接下來還會發(fā)現他說過什么謊 | |
| 08:25.23, | that he's not really lactose intolerant, hmm? |
| 他其實沒有乳糖不耐癥嗎 | |
| 08:29.00, | He's just friends with an invisible trumpet player? |
| 他不是放屁 只是跟隱形的小號手是好朋友 | |
| 08:33.59, | I know you're upset, but if we want to book the Athenaeum, |
| 我知道你不高興 但如果我們想訂那俱樂部 | |
| 08:36.60, | we really should do it now, and then, I promise, |
| 我們現在就得訂 然后我跟你保證 | |
| 08:39.06, | we'll have our whole lives to complain about Leonard. |
| 我們會有余生讓你慢慢抱怨萊納德 | |
| 08:43.17, | Aw, somebody got a head start on her vows. |
| 某人先開始說結婚誓詞啦 | |
| 08:47.94, | So do we agree? |
| 那我們達成共識了嗎 | |
| 08:48.99, | Do we want to get married there? |
| 我們要在那里舉行儀式嗎 | |
| 08:50.43, | I don't know. |
| 我不知道了 | |
| 08:51.91, | I mean, Einstein was a member. |
| 愛因斯坦曾是會員 | |
| 08:53.60, | I like that. |
| 我喜歡這點 | |
| 08:54.74, | You know? But... |
| 你懂吧 可是... | |
| 08:55.64, | Leonard's a member, and that really steams my clams. |
| 但萊納德也是會員 真的讓我"炒雞不爽" | |
| 09:00.30, | Oh, I love it when you're folksy. |
| 我就喜歡你用地方方言的時候 | |
| 09:01.54, | I'm just gonna call. |
| 我就直接打電話訂了 | |
| 09:03.56, | On the other hand, shaming Leonard during our wedding |
| 而另一方面呢 在萊納德背叛我們的地方 | |
| 09:06.62, | at the very place he betrayed me |
| 結婚并羞辱他 | |
| 09:08.37, | does have a beautiful symmetry to it. |
| 感覺也十分的美妙 | |
| 09:12.33, | That's nice, it'll be your first petty act as a married man. |
| 不錯 那會是你以人夫身份做的首件小肚雞腸事 | |
| 09:17.31, | Uh-- oh, hi, Kathleen? |
| 你好 是凱瑟琳嗎 | |
| 09:19.56, | Yeah, this is Amy from earlier. |
| 我是早先去你那里的艾米 | |
| 09:21.76, | I'd like to go ahead and reserve May 12. |
| 我想先跟你預定5月12號那天的場地 | |
| 09:24.75, | Although, it is our wedding. |
| 不過那也是我們的大喜之日 | |
| 09:26.61, | I-- maybe it shouldn't be all about revenge. |
| 或許不該把重心都放在復仇上 | |
| 09:31.29, | Oh, I see. |
| 好的 | |
| 09:33.03, | Okay, t-thanks. |
| 行 謝謝你 | |
| 09:38.00, | Someone booked our date. |
| 有人訂走了我們的日子 | |
| 09:39.44, | Uh... What? |
| 什么 | |
| 09:41.25, | Who? |
| 誰 | |
| 09:43.00, | Well, well, well. |
| 哎喲喲 | |
| 09:47.01, | This is a pickle. |
| 這下可真難辦了 | |
| 09:50.04, | Yes, so, |
| 是啊 所以... | |
| 09:51.16, | if you will just move your birthday party |
| 如果你能把你的生日派對移地舉辦 | |
| 09:53.67, | to a different location, everything will be fine. |
| 那這就最好不過了 | |
| 09:56.40, | Ugh, I-it's tricky. |
| 這挺麻煩啊 | |
| 09:58.67, | I don't want to move my party, |
| 我不想將我的派對改址 | |
| 10:00.34, | but I also don't want to help you-- |
| 但我也不想幫你忙 | |
| 10:01.74, | oh, wait, I don't have a problem. |
| 等等 我沒有麻煩啊 | |
| 10:06.50, | No. I do. |
| 不 是我有 | |
| 10:07.70, | Yeah, you do. |
| 是啊 你麻煩大了 | |
| 10:17.52, | Morning. |
| 早上好 | |
| 10:18.61, | Hey, where you been? |
| 你們都去哪兒逛了 | |
| 10:19.83, | Oh, nowhere special. |
| 沒去什么特別的地方 | |
| 10:21.24, | Just the park, the farmer's market, |
| 就是公園 農貿市場 | |
| 10:23.07, | then we hopped on the Gold Line to Chinatown |
| 然后我們上了輕軌金線到唐人街去了 | |
| 10:24.58, | because it's important for the kids |
| 因為讓孩子們感受其他文化 | |
| 10:26.20, | to experience other cultures. |
| 是很重要的 | |
| 10:28.05, | What have you been doing? |
| 你又做了些什么 | |
| 10:30.80, | It's 8:00 A.M. Sleeping. |
| 現在才早上8點 睡覺 | |
| 10:32.59, | Oh. So are the kids. |
| 孩子們也是 | |
| 10:34.35, | I guess they take after you. |
| 這一點應該是隨你 | |
| 10:38.67, | You're just trying to prove that you'd do a better job than me. |
| 你只是想證明你會做得比我好 | |
| 10:42.04, | You're pretty sharp having just woken up. |
| 你剛睡醒就這么機靈啊 | |
| 10:45.90, | Howard, we both know you can't keep up this pace. |
| 霍華德 你我都清楚 你無法保持這個狀態(tài) | |
| 10:48.79, | By this afternoon you're gonna be passed out on the couch |
| 到今天下午你就會昏睡在沙發(fā)上 | |
| 10:51.10, | and I'm gonna have three exhausted babies to deal with. |
| 到時我就得照顧三個累壞了的寶寶 | |
| 10:54.44, | Not true. I got this. |
| 才不會 我能應付 | |
| 10:56.26, | You know, in fact, why don't you take the day off? |
| 事實上 不如你今天請假休息吧 | |
| 10:59.02, | Mm, fine. Maybe I'll have lunch with Penny. |
| 好吧 或許我可以跟佩妮吃午餐 | |
| 11:02.03, | Take your time. |
| 慢慢來 | |
| 11:03.09, | Get a massage. |
| 去做個按摩 | |
| 11:04.40, | You deserve it after all the sleep you've been getting. |
| 這是你應得的 畢竟你睡了那么多 | |
| 11:10.83, | Maybe Barry will change his mind. |
| 也許巴里會改變主意 | |
| 11:12.92, | Hmm? Oh, I doubt it. |
| 我深表懷疑 | |
| 11:14.70, | I said some pretty unprofessional things about his work. |
| 我對他的工作成果說了一些很不公道的話 | |
| 11:17.79, | I may have even used the "S" word. |
| 可能連"S"[屎]開頭的詞都用上了 | |
| 11:21.60, | Subpar? |
| 水準以下嗎 | |
| 11:24.81, | I'm not proud of it, Amy, but I have a temper. |
| 我不自豪 但我也是有脾氣的 | |
| 11:28.30, | Well, I suppose we could pick a different date. |
| 其實我們也可以選別的日子 | |
| 11:30.77, | Well, it took you nine months to choose that one. |
| 你可是花了九個月才選中那一天 | |
| 11:32.85, | I'll pick a different husband first. |
| 我不如重選個老公算了 | |
| 11:38.45, | Hey, I-I just, I wanted to apologize about the Athenaeum. |
| 我想為雅典娜學術俱樂部的事道歉 | |
| 11:41.75, | Why did you lie to me? |
| 你之前為什么騙我 | |
| 11:42.96, | I don't know. |
| 我也不知道 | |
| 11:44.00, | It just seemed funny at first |
| 一開始是好玩 | |
| 11:45.74, | and then the longer it went on, funnier it got. |
| 隨著時間過去 變得更好玩了 | |
| 11:51.27, | So, yeah, I guess that's why. |
| 所以 大概就是這個原因 | |
| 11:54.66, | That's not much of an apology. |
| 這可算不上道歉吧 | |
| 11:56.26, | Yeah, because he's not really sorry. |
| 對 因為他不是真的心懷歉意 | |
| 11:58.20, | Obviously, he wanted a place to go where I wouldn't be |
| 顯然 他想去一個沒有我的地方 | |
| 12:01.02, | and apparently all of outside wasn't enough for him. |
| 全世界的室外這么大 他還覺得不夠 | |
| 12:05.10, | Come on. I-I do feel bad. |
| 別這樣 我真的不好受 | |
| 12:06.68, | Why? Did your best friend hurt your feelings? |
| 為什么 你最好的朋友傷你心了嗎 | |
| 12:08.57, | Come on-- Sheldon. |
| 拜托 謝爾頓 | |
| 12:09.24, | Look, I only have time to deal with one jerk right now |
| 聽著 我現在只有空對付一個混蛋 | |
| 12:11.82, | - and that's Barry Kripke. - What? |
| 那就是巴里·克里普奇-什么 | |
| 12:13.97, | He has the Athenaeum booked for our wedding date |
| 他在我們婚禮日那天預訂了雅典娜學術俱樂部 | |
| 12:16.47, | and he won't give it up. |
| 不愿意讓給我們 | |
| 12:17.35, | Yeah, so if you could just please leave before I get angry |
| 沒錯 所以請你離開 否則我就要生氣了 | |
| 12:20.05, | and say something I will regret about your face, your height, |
| 會說出令自己后悔的話來評價你的長相 身高 | |
| 12:22.91, | your personal hygiene or the fact that your science, |
| 個人衛(wèi)生 或是你的科學成果 | |
| 12:25.81, | while serviceable, lacks panache. |
| 雖然有一定用途 但缺乏派頭 | |
| 12:29.78, | That's actually one of the nicest things |
| 這其實是你對我成果說過的 | |
| 12:31.01, | you've ever said about my work. |
| 最動聽的評價了 | |
| 12:33.73, | And now I regret it. Good-bye. |
| 現在我后悔了 再見 | |
| 12:40.64, | Hey. There you are. |
| 你在這兒呢 | |
| 12:41.73, | Yeah, I just wanted to stop in and see my office |
| 我就想在我們出去吃午餐前 | |
| 12:43.94, | before we went to lunch. |
| 來我辦公室看一眼 | |
| 12:45.08, | Just a few more weeks, you'll be back full-time, huh? |
| 再過幾周 你就回來全職上班了 對吧 | |
| 12:47.51, | Yeah. |
| 是啊 | |
| 12:49.84, | Uh-oh. That wasn't a happy "yeah." |
| 你這可不是開心的語氣 | |
| 12:51.98, | That was a "Hey, Leonard, do you want to go to the gym?" yeah. |
| 是我邀萊納德去健身房時 勉強答應的語氣 | |
| 12:56.45, | I've just been thinking that maybe I'd rather |
| 我一直在想 也許我更想待在家 | |
| 12:58.00, | stay home with the kids and be a mom. |
| 照顧孩子 當個好媽媽 | |
| 13:00.93, | Wow. That's big. |
| 這可是重大決定 | |
| 13:02.43, | I know. |
| 我知道 | |
| 13:04.38, | Dr. Rostenkowski. |
| 羅斯滕科斯基博士 | |
| 13:05.82, | I'm sorry, I didn't know you were back. |
| 抱歉 我不知道你回來了 | |
| 13:07.18, | Oh, I'm not. |
| 不是的 | |
| 13:07.85, | I just came to meet Penny for lunch. |
| 我只是來找佩妮吃午餐 | |
| 13:09.73, | Is there anything I can get you? Coffee? Water? |
| 需要我為你端咖啡或水來嗎 | |
| 13:12.07, | - No, I think we're just gonna... - Coffee sounds good. |
| -不用了 我們準備... -咖啡聽起來不錯 | |
| 13:15.23, | - Cold brew, almond milk? - Perfect. |
| -冷萃 加杏仁奶 -完美 | |
| 13:17.36, | Nothing-nothing for me. |
| 不用幫我準備了 | |
| 13:21.35, | It's weird. |
| 好奇怪 | |
| 13:21.85, | I've been away so long I don't miss any of this. |
| 我離開這么久 卻一點都不懷念這里 | |
| 13:26.15, | Sorry to bother you. |
| 抱歉打擾你了 | |
| 13:27.24, | Dr. Lee heard you were here and had a quick question. |
| 李博士聽說你來了 想問你個事 | |
| 13:29.57, | Fine. Put him on. |
| 好吧 接通他 | |
| 13:32.72, | Jerold, what's going on? |
| 杰羅德 最近怎么樣 | |
| 13:33.83, | Hope you're not screwing up my research. |
| 希望你沒有毀了我的研究 | |
| 13:37.54, | You calling from a bike ride? |
| 你正在騎單車嗎 | |
| 13:38.34, | Cause you're backpedaling hard. |
| 因為你正在迅速倒騎[氣勢減弱] | |
| 13:41.09, | All right, fine. E-mail it over. I'll take a look. |
| 好吧 發(fā)郵件給我 我這就看看 | |
| 13:47.92, | Oh, sorry. Where were we? |
| 不好意思 剛說到哪兒了 | |
| 13:49.35, | Love your kids. Don't miss your job. |
| 很愛你的孩子們 不想念工作 | |
| 13:51.05, | Right, right. |
| 對 對 | |
| 13:53.97, | There's nothing in the world |
| 世間萬物都無法與之相比 | |
| 13:55.25, | like holding your sleeping baby, |
| 抱著自己熟睡的寶寶 | |
| 13:57.00, | knowing you make him feel safe and then-- |
| 知道你讓他感到安全 | |
| 13:58.94, | Oh, good, you got the little cookies I like. |
| 太好了 你拿我愛吃的曲奇餅來了 | |
| 14:02.03, | I wouldn't mind a cookie. |
| 我也想吃曲奇餅 | |
| 14:03.11, | And he's gone. Okay. |
| 他已經走了 好吧 | |
| 14:14.02, | Hey, Kripke. |
| 克里普奇 | |
| 14:14.91, | Hello, Hofstadter. |
| 你好 霍夫斯塔德 | |
| 14:18.13, | Why are you cleaning that out yourself? |
| 你怎么親自在清洗這個 | |
| 14:19.49, | Don't you have grad students? |
| 沒有研究生幫你嗎 | |
| 14:21.11, | Come on, I can't make my grad students do every dirty job |
| 拜托 總不能所有臟活都讓研究生干 | |
| 14:25.24, | or so I've been told in writing by the head of Human Resources. |
| 應該說人力資源部門主管明文禁止我這么做 | |
| 14:30.85, | Fair enough. Uh, so, look, |
| 好吧 聽我說 | |
| 14:32.85, | I'm here to ask you to give Sheldon and Amy |
| 我是來請求你把雅典娜學術俱樂部 | |
| 14:35.51, | the Athenaeum for their wedding. |
| 讓給謝爾頓和艾米舉行婚禮 | |
| 14:39.64, | Why would I do that? |
| 我為什么要這么做 | |
| 14:42.74, | Because deep down, Barry, you're a really good guy. |
| 因為內心深處 你是一個很好的人 | |
| 14:47.92, | But am I? |
| 但我真是好人嗎 | |
| 14:52.50, | Fine. What's it gonna take? |
| 好吧 有什么條件 | |
| 15:00.06, | Barry, I've come to ask one more... |
| 巴里 我來再問你一次... | |
| 15:03.03, | Leonard? |
| 萊納德 | |
| 15:03.85, | Wh-Why are you doing that? |
| 你怎么在干這個 | |
| 15:06.12, | Because deep down Barry is not a good guy. |
| 因為巴里在內心深處并不是個好人 | |
| 15:10.71, | He's making you clean out barrels of irradiated grease? |
| 他叫你清洗裝輻照油脂的桶嗎 | |
| 15:13.94, | Yeah. |
| 是的 | |
| 15:16.72, | I made a deal with him |
| 我跟他做了筆交易 | |
| 15:18.29, | to get you the Athenaeum for your wedding. |
| 讓他把雅典娜學術俱樂部讓給你舉辦婚禮 | |
| 15:22.20, | Why would you do that? |
| 你為什么要這么做 | |
| 15:24.92, | Because I was a jerk for lying to you before |
| 因為我之前騙了你 很混蛋 | |
| 15:27.98, | and besides, you're my best friend. |
| 再說 你是我最好的朋友 | |
| 15:29.13, | I want you to have the wedding of your dreams. |
| 我希望你能擁有夢想中的婚禮 | |
| 15:32.48, | On Mars? |
| 在火星上嗎 | |
| 15:37.62, | Okay, I want Amy to have the wedding of her dreams. |
| 好吧 我希望艾米能擁有夢想中的婚禮 | |
| 15:41.12, | Well, thank you. |
| 謝謝你 | |
| 15:42.30, | But I don't want you to do this. |
| 但我不想讓你干這個 | |
| 15:44.60, | No, it's okay. |
| 沒關系 | |
| 15:45.55, | No, it's not. |
| 有關系 | |
| 15:47.33, | We're not going to let Barry win. |
| 我們不能讓巴里贏 | |
| 15:49.13, | Well, what are we going to do? |
| 那我們要怎么做 | |
| 15:50.89, | We have a combined IQ of 360. |
| 我們倆的智商加起來有360 | |
| 15:53.85, | Perhaps more if that radiation gave you a super brain. |
| 要是那輻射讓你大腦變異成超級大腦 還會更高 | |
| 15:58.82, | You know what? You're right. |
| 知道嗎 你說得對 | |
| 16:00.27, | If we work together we could totally outsmart Barry Kripke. |
| 我們同心協(xié)力就一定能碾壓巴里·克里普奇 | |
| 16:11.91, | Leonard, my nose itches. What do I do? |
| 萊納德 我鼻子癢 怎么辦 | |
| 16:17.51, | Oh, boy. |
| 天啊 | |
| 16:19.41, | I really passed out hard. |
| 我昏睡得不省人事 | |
| 16:21.14, | Yeah, tell me about it. |
| 可不是嘛 | |
| 16:22.29, | The kids could've screamed bloody murder |
| 就算孩子們尖叫有人殺人 | |
| 16:23.95, | and you wouldn't have woken up. |
| 你也不會醒 | |
| 16:26.10, | Which I know because they did. |
| 這我知道 因為他們真的尖叫了 | |
| 16:29.73, | I'm sorry. |
| 抱歉 | |
| 16:31.02, | Why did I think I could do this on my own? |
| 我怎么會以為自己能搞定 | |
| 16:33.35, | Hey, don't beat yourself up. |
| 別太責怪自己了 | |
| 16:35.41, | Parenting is hard. |
| 照顧小孩是很辛苦的 | |
| 16:37.10, | Like, I've seen and smelled things today |
| 我今天看到和聞到的東西 | |
| 16:39.04, | that I cannot unsee or unsmell. |
| 已經深深烙印在我的腦海里了 | |
| 16:43.22, | Thanks for covering for me. |
| 謝謝你來幫我 | |
| 16:44.62, | No, I mean he only drinks milk. |
| 真的 他明明只喝奶 | |
| 16:46.28, | Like, where are the colors coming from? |
| 那些顏色是怎么來的 | |
| 16:52.53, | What time is it? |
| 現在幾點了 | |
| 16:53.61, | Uh, it's almost 6:00. |
| 快6點了 | |
| 16:55.10, | Okay. Bernadette's gonna be home soon. |
| 好 伯納黛特快回家了 | |
| 16:56.97, | We got to divide and conquer. |
| 我們得分工合作 | |
| 16:58.38, | I'll make dinner. You watch the kids. |
| 我去做晚餐 你照看孩子們 | |
| 17:00.00, | Uh, kids are asleep. |
| 孩子們睡著了 | |
| 17:00.82, | Great, then you make dinner. |
| 太好了 那你去做晚餐 | |
| 17:06.18, | Hey, good news, Amy. |
| 好消息 艾米 | |
| 17:08.32, | We got the Athenaeum. |
| 我們拿到俱樂部的場地了 | |
| 17:09.82, | Oh, my gosh. |
| 天啊 | |
| 17:10.91, | That's amazing. |
| 太棒了 | |
| 17:12.55, | How'd you get Barry to change his mind? |
| 你怎么讓巴里改變主意的 | |
| 17:14.67, | Well, I couldn't have done it without Leonard. |
| 沒有萊納德 我一個人無法做到 | |
| 17:16.35, | Boy, you should've seen us in there. |
| 你真應該看看我們在里面的英姿 | |
| 17:17.90, | We were like Batman and Robin. |
| 我們就像蝙蝠俠和羅賓一樣 | |
| 17:21.60, | Why do I have to be Robin? |
| 為什么我得當羅賓 | |
| 17:22.90, | If you have to ask, you're Robin. |
| 如果你還要弱弱地問 那你就是羅賓 | |
| 17:26.80, | What happened? |
| 發(fā)生什么了 | |
| 17:27.74, | Well, we scrubbed out some barrels of irradiated grease, |
| 我們刷洗完幾個裝過輻照油脂的桶 | |
| 17:30.58, | rinsed off in a safety shower |
| 再用安全淋浴洗凈身上后 | |
| 17:32.00, | and then told Barry Kripke what is what. |
| 就去給了巴里·克里普奇一點顏色瞧瞧 | |
| 17:35.45, | And he just gave in? |
| 他就這樣讓步了嗎 | |
| 17:36.78, | Well, we agreed to invite him to the wedding. |
| 我們還同意邀請他來參加婚禮 | |
| 17:39.17, | Okay. No problem. |
| 好吧 沒問題 | |
| 17:40.75, | - And he gets to bring a date. ?- Yeah. |
| 他還能帶一個伴兒出席-行啊 | |
| 17:42.34, | Well, that's reasonable. |
| 合情合理 | |
| 17:43.33, | A-And if she charges by the hour, we have to cover it. |
| 如果"女伴"按小時收費 我們得出錢 | |
| 17:49.58, | What else did you agree to? |
| 你們還答應了什么 | |
| 17:51.52, | Well, um, you know how Barry has the voice of an angel? |
| 你知道巴里有宛如天籟的嗓音嗎 | |
| 17:57.54, | He is not singing at our wedding. |
| 他絕不能在我們婚禮上獻唱 | |
| 17:59.78, | He only wants to sing "Volare." |
| 他只想唱經典老歌《飛》 | |
| 18:02.46, | Oh, "Volare" |
| 原來是《飛》啊 | |
| 18:06.40, | That's what he was saying. |
| 我還以為是《灰》什么的 | |
| 18:07.99, | Boy, I didn't, I did not get that. |
| 我還真沒聽懂他的發(fā)音 | |
| 18:11.14, | Guys, I appreciate everything you did, |
| 我很感激你們所做的一切 | |
| 18:13.42, | but we can find another location that's just as good. |
| 但我們能找到另一個同樣贊的場地 | |
| 18:16.20, | Maybe the Japanese garden or the planetarium. |
| 比如日式花園或天文館 | |
| 18:19.84, | The planetarium. |
| 天文館 | |
| 18:21.04, | I hadn't thought about that. |
| 我之前都沒想到呢 | |
| 18:22.48, | That's even better. |
| 這選擇更棒了 | |
| 18:23.85, | Wait, what? |
| 等等 什么 | |
| 18:25.36, | I scrubbed sludge for you. |
| 我還為你刷洗了污泥 | |
| 18:27.41, | I may be slightly radioactive. |
| 現在沒準我都帶有點放射性了 | |
| 18:31.04, | Oh, you're exaggerating. |
| 你太夸張啦 | |
| 18:33.02, | Don't let him touch the silverware. |
| 別讓他碰鍍銀餐具[會殘留] | |
| 18:43.43, | Why is Raj asleep on our couch? |
| 拉杰為什么睡倒在我們家沙發(fā)上 | |
| 18:45.30, | Oh. I needed some help so he came by, |
| 我需要幫忙 于是他就過來了 | |
| 18:47.65, | played with the kids, read them some stories, |
| 陪孩子們玩了會 給他們讀故事 | |
| 18:49.34, | put them down for their nap and made dinner. |
| 哄他們睡午覺 還做了晚飯 | |
| 18:52.93, | What'd you do? |
| 你做了什么 | |
| 18:54.79, | Ate dinner. |
| 吃晚飯 | |
| 18:58.11, | Okay, look, I don't think I'm cut out |
| 聽著 我想我不是 | |
| 18:59.79, | to be a stay-at-home dad. |
| 當全職爸爸的料 | |
| 19:00.97, | And since you want to, you should stay home. |
| 既然你想 那應該讓你留在家里 | |
| 19:04.13, | I-I do definitely want to, |
| 我確實想待在家 | |
| 19:06.46, | but I know how much this means to you and it was just one day. |
| 但我知道這對你很重要 而且只是過了一天 | |
| 19:09.55, | So, don't give up. |
| 所以 別放棄哦 | |
| 19:13.40, | You don't want to stay home, either. |
| 你也不想待在家里 | |
| 19:14.80, | Do you? |
| 是不是 | |
| 19:16.29, | When I went by the office they gave me |
| 我今天路過辦公室 他們給我 | |
| 19:17.76, | coffee and cookies and no one peed on me. |
| 端咖啡和曲奇來 也沒人尿在我身上 | |
| 19:22.45, | I miss that so much. |
| 我好想念那一切 | |
| 19:25.14, | Well, I love the kids, but I also love my job. |
| 我很愛孩子們 但我也很熱愛我的工作 | |
| 19:29.65, | And sleep. |
| 以及睡覺 | |
| 19:32.29, | I know. I took a two-hour nap on the couch in my office. |
| 我知道 我在辦公室的沙發(fā)小睡了兩小時 | |
| 19:34.82, | I took a three-hour nap on the floor in the living room. |
| 我在客廳地板上小睡了三小時 | |
| 19:38.81, | How do you feel now? |
| 你現在感覺如何 | |
| 19:39.88, | Honestly? Still tired. |
| 說實話嗎 還是很累 | |
| 19:43.78, | Me, too. |
| 我也是 | |
| 19:45.79, | I love you. |
| 我愛你 | |
| 19:46.69, | I love you, too. |
| 我也愛你 | |
| 19:48.16, | And we'll figure this all out. |
| 我們會想出解決辦法的 | |
| 19:49.62, | Yeah. |
| 是啊 | |
| 19:53.16, | Everyone's asleep. |
| 大家都睡著了 | |
| 19:55.39, | You want to head upstairs and... |
| 你想到樓上去... | |
| 19:58.45, | ...you know. |
| 你懂的 | |
| 20:01.55, | Let's just do it right here. |
| 我們就在這里進行吧 | |
| 20:03.22, | Oh, oh, I like the way you think. |
| 我喜歡你的小腦袋瓜 |
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