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第十一季 第十五集 |
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Previously on The Big Bang Theory... |
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《生活大爆炸》前情提要 |
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So, Leonard, tell everyone your news. |
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萊納德 跟大家說說你的新鮮事 |
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Oh, uh, I am starting a book. |
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我開始了一本書 |
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That would be big news from Penny, |
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看書對佩妮來說才是大事吧 |
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but you've read a book before. |
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但你以前應該已經讀過書了啊 |
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He means he's writing a book. |
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他的意思是寫書 |
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I do. It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. |
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是啊 這件事我想做很久了 |
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Yeah. It's about a brilliant physicist |
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是在講一個很聰明的物理學家 |
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who solves crimes using science. |
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用科學破案 |
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Oh, Leonard... |
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萊納德... |
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It's not about you! |
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不是在寫你 |
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- Oh, boy. ?- What? |
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慘了-怎么了 |
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They cast the new Professor Proton. |
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他們選出新的質子教授演員了 |
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Is it Sheldon? Not exactly. |
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是謝爾頓嗎-不是 |
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Wheaton! |
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威爾 |
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It's Wil Wheaton. |
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是威爾·惠頓 |
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時至今日 |
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| 00:41.81, |
Hey, what are you doing? |
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你在干嘛呢 |
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I thought we were having dinner at Leonard and Penny's. |
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我還以為今晚要去萊納德與佩妮家吃飯 |
| 00:44.95, |
Oh, no. |
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我才不去 |
| 00:46.00, |
No, they're watching the new Professor Proton. |
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他們要看新版的《質子教授》 |
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I-I can't keep Wil Wheaton off the Internet, |
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我無法阻止威爾·惠頓在網上出現 |
| 00:50.08, |
but I can keep him off my retinas. |
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但我可以阻止他在我視網膜出現 |
| 00:53.03, |
So, you're just gonna sit here by yourself and do nothing? |
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所以你要自己坐在這屁事不干嗎 |
| 00:55.34, |
Of course not. |
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當然不是 |
| 00:56.95, |
I'm going to write mean comments about Wil's show online. |
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我要去網上吐槽惠頓的節(jié)目 寫他黑文 |
| 01:01.63, |
Well, you can't criticize something you haven't seen. |
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你怎么可以沒看過就吐槽人家節(jié)目 |
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I'm sorry, are you familiar with the Internet? |
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抱歉 您是第一天上網沖浪嗎 |
| 01:07.94, |
Well, what if I watch it with you? |
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那如果我陪你一起看呢 |
| 01:09.35, |
Maybe I won't like it and we can complain about it together. |
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或許我也不喜歡這節(jié)目 我們可以一起吐槽 |
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Get your own thing to complain about. |
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自己找自己的吐槽題材好嗎 |
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Oh, trust me, I've got one. |
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你信我 我絕對有一個 |
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Look, at least if you watch it, |
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你想 如果你看了 |
| 01:19.91, |
maybe you can find more specific things to criticize. |
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你就能找到更明確的吐槽點啊 |
| 01:23.07, |
Oh, that is a good point. |
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這話有道理 |
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Criticisms are more hurtful when they're specific. |
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明確吐槽更能刀刀見血 |
| 01:31.00, |
? Grab your goggles ? |
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? 拿起你的護目鏡 ? |
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? Lab coat on ? |
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? 穿上你的實驗服 ? |
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《質子教授》 |
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? Here he comes, Professor Proton. ? |
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? 歡迎蒞臨 質子教授 ? |
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Hey, everybody. I'm Professor Proton. |
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大家好 我是質子教授 |
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Welcome to the show. Today I will be teaching you |
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歡迎收看節(jié)目 今天我將教大家 |
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how to make a real hovercraft using common household items. |
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用家庭常見物品來做真的氣墊船 |
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Darn it, I do like objects that hover. |
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媽蛋 我的確喜歡能浮起來的東西 |
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All you will need is a CD, |
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你只需要一張光盤 |
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a bottle cap, a balloon, and some super glue. |
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一個瓶蓋 一個氣球 還有一些強力膠 |
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Oh, no! I have all those things! |
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靠 這些東西我全有 |
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Hey.-Hi. |
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我回來啦-你回來啦 |
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What's that noise? |
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那是什么聲音 |
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Oh, it's my new keyboard. |
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是我的新鍵盤 |
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It looks and sounds like an old-fashioned typewriter. |
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看起來與聽起來都像老式打字機 |
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It makes me feel like a real novelist. |
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讓我感覺像個真小說家 |
| 02:37.17, |
You poured yourself a Scotch. |
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你還給自己倒了杯威士忌啊 |
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Apple juice. |
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是蘋果汁 |
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But unsweetened, |
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沒加糖 |
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like Hemingway used to drink. Ah. |
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跟海明威當年愛喝的一樣 |
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- So, how's the book coming along? - Uh, good. |
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書寫的怎么樣了-很好啊 |
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I just wrote the part where the hero, |
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我剛寫到了英雄主人翁羅根·迪恩 |
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hotshot physicist Logan Dean, arrives at CERN. |
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這位牛逼的物理學家剛抵達歐洲核子研究中心 |
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Oh, is he based on you? |
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他是以你為原型的嗎 |
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Uh, kind of. But he can eat dairy products |
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算吧 不過可以吃乳制品 |
| 02:55.47, |
without having to leave the room. |
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而不用擔心有"排氣"問題 |
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Yeah, that's smart, because CERN is in Switzerland |
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聰明 因為歐洲核子研究中心在瑞士 |
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and there's a lot of cheese there. |
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而那里出產很多起司 |
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Uh, believe me, that is a plot point later. |
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相信我 這是之后一個伏筆呢 |
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Well, I'm excited to read it whenever you're ready. |
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等你寫好之后 我很樂意拜讀你的大作 |
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Thank you. |
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謝謝 |
| 03:09.24, |
Oh. Oh! I just thought of the murder weapon! |
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我想到謀殺工具要用什么了 |
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Swiss army knife? |
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瑞士刀嗎 |
| 03:14.53, |
No. |
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不是 |
| 03:18.38, |
That's way better. |
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她這個強多了啊 |
| 03:21.93, |
Look, it works! We did it! |
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看 真的行 我們成功了 |
| 03:24.85, |
See, there was a reason to keep that TurboTax CD. |
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你看 留著那個光盤還是有用的 |
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Yeah. |
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是啊 |
| 03:29.37, |
A CD-ROM? |
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何止是光盤啊 |
| 03:30.57, |
More like "CD-vroom." |
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簡直是"飛"盤啊 |
| 03:34.06, |
Do you feel bad you told Wil Wheaton |
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你有沒有一點難過你跟威爾·惠頓說 |
| 03:35.94, |
that you'd be his enemy if he did this show? |
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如果他出演這節(jié)目 你會跟他反目成仇 |
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No. I feel bad |
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沒 我難過的是 |
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I'm engaged to somebody that would point that out. |
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我跟一個會指出這件事的人訂婚了 |
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It's time for Professor Proton's |
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現在到了質子教授的 |
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science joke of the day. |
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每日科學笑話欄目 |
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Why can you not trust atoms? |
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為什么你不能相信原子 |
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Because they make up everything. |
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因為它們組成[瞎掰]所有事物 |
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Oh, that's funny! |
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太好笑了 |
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Yeah, because they do. They make up everything. |
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因為的確是啊 它們組成了所有事物 |
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Oh, I wonder who that could be. |
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不知道是誰來了 |
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Just when I thought this couldn't get any better, |
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我才以為這節(jié)目已經不能再贊了 |
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Wil has introduced suspense into the show. |
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威爾還給節(jié)目新增加了懸念 |
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Hey, it's real NASA astronaut, Howard Wolowitz! |
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是真正的太空總署宇航員 霍華德·沃羅威茨 |
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What?! |
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什么 |
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Hey, Professor Proton. |
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你好啊 質子教授 |
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Hey, thanks for being here. |
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謝謝你的大駕光臨 |
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No problem. I'm on my "launch" break. |
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小事啦 我發(fā)射[午飯]休息時間剛好有空 |
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How could Wil ask Howard to be on his show and not me? |
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威爾怎么可以邀請他上節(jié)目而不邀我 |
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Well, he is an astronaut. |
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他的確是個宇航員啊 |
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And he didn't start an online petition to get Wil fired. |
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他也沒有發(fā)動炒威爾魷魚的網上情愿 |
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But why wouldn't Howard tell me? |
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那霍華德為什么不告訴我 |
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Well, because he probably worried |
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他大概是怕 |
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that you'd be a big baby about it. |
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你會像個小孩一樣鬧脾氣吧 |
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All those answers make a lot of sense. |
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聽完這些答案仿佛醍醐灌頂 |
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Thank you, Amy. That helps. |
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謝謝你 艾米 我好多了 |
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And then, when the lights come back on in the supercollider room, |
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然后超級對撞機房的燈又再度亮起 |
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Dr. Logan Dean makes two important discoveries: |
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羅根·迪恩博士有兩個重大發(fā)現 |
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a gluino and murder. |
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超膠子與謀殺案 |
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Oh, gluino. That's exciting. |
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超膠子 有意思 |
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And murder. |
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與謀殺案 |
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I heard you. |
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我聽見了 |
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The first time. |
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第一次就聽見了 |
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I don't know which Hemsworth is playing Logan Dean, |
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我不知道雷神兄弟倆誰會扮演羅根·迪恩 |
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雷神扮演者和他弟弟都是帥哥猛男型演員 |
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but I know it's a Hemsworth. |
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但我知道這角色超適合他倆 |
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Well, Logan's actually based on me. |
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羅根的原型其實是我 |
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頭頂微禿其貌不揚的眼鏡男演員 |
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So a young Paul Giamatti. |
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所以是年輕版的保羅·吉亞瑪提 |
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Well, I have to finish writing it |
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我得先寫完 |
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before they can make it into a movie, |
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才能被翻拍成電影啊 |
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and I still have a few things to figure out. |
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我還有一些環(huán)節(jié)沒弄明白 |
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You should talk to Bernadette. |
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你該跟伯納黛特聊聊 |
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Since she's been on bed rest, she's binged, |
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因為她一直臥床休養(yǎng) 瘋狂看了 |
| 05:27.75, |
like, every detective show in the world. |
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差不多世上每一檔偵探劇吧 |
| 05:30.47, |
Oh, there was a funny detective show in India called Karamchand. |
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印度有一檔好玩的偵探劇叫《卡拉姆昌德》 |
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He had an assistant named Kitty, |
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他有名助手叫凱蒂 |
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and he was always saying, "Shut up, Kitty!" |
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他總是說"閉嘴 凱蒂" |
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Sounds less mean if you say it in Hindi |
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其實沒那么過分啦 如果你用印地語說 |
| 05:42.36, |
and don't think of women as having feelings. |
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而且不覺得女人也有感受的話 |
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Hello. |
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你們好啊 |
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Howard, I want you to know that I forgive you. |
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霍華德 我想告訴你我原諒你了 |
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I'll take it. |
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我接受 |
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What's he forgiving you for? |
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他原諒你什么 |
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Don't care. Clean slate. Happy Yom Kippur to me. |
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不在乎 一切重新開始 祝我贖罪日快樂 |
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I know that you were on Wil's show, |
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我知道你上了威爾的節(jié)目 |
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and I know why you didn't tell me. |
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我也知道你為什么沒告訴我 |
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Do you? |
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是嗎 |
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Because you were afraid |
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因為你害怕 |
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that I would be difficult and annoying about it. |
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我會找茬并對此事感到惱火 |
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I hope your book has a twist as surprising as that. |
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我希望你的書也有像這樣的驚喜轉折 |
| 06:12.35, |
It doesn't. |
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并沒有 |
| 06:14.78, |
I thought you were boycotting Wil's show. |
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我還以為你要抵制威爾的節(jié)目 |
| 06:16.84, |
I was, but I decided to give it a shot, |
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一開始是 但我決定試看一下 |
| 06:19.22, |
and I actually enjoyed it. |
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結果我還看得挺開心的 |
| 06:20.83, |
Just out of curiosity, how did you come to be on the show? |
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好奇問一句 你怎么上的他節(jié)目 |
| 06:24.08, |
Did he ask you? Did you ask him? |
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是他邀請你上 還是你要求上 |
| 06:26.31, |
Did you just show up on the set and ring that doorbell? |
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還是你恰好出現在拍攝現場按了門鈴 |
| 06:29.54, |
Sheldon, if you want to be on the show, |
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謝爾頓 如果你想上他的節(jié)目 |
| 06:31.47, |
you're gonna have to apologize to Wil. |
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你必須得先向威爾道歉 |
| 06:34.35, |
That would be the mature thing to do. |
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這樣的確比較成熟 |
| 06:37.45, |
Let's put a pin in that and keep thinking. |
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這個建議先記上 我們再想想別的 |
| 06:44.68, |
What? What? Which part? |
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什么什么 哪一部分 |
| 06:47.64, |
That was just the baby kicking. |
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胎動而已 |
| 06:50.14, |
Got it. |
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好吧 |
| 06:51.32, |
- But this is good so far, really good. - Yeah? |
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-到目前為止都挺好 真不錯 -是嗎 |
| 06:53.90, |
Yeah. I have no idea who the killer is. |
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是啊 我完全不知道誰是兇手 |
| 06:56.25, |
Oh, great. Me, neither. |
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太棒了 我也不知道 |
| 07:00.25, |
So, does Penny know you based a character on her? |
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佩妮知道你有個角色以她為原型嗎 |
| 07:03.22, |
What character? |
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什么角色 |
| 07:04.80, |
Ilsa, the head of the institute. That's clearly Penny. |
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艾爾莎 研究中心的頭兒 明顯是佩妮啊 |
| 07:07.07, |
No, it's not. |
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不是 |
| 07:08.36, |
Really? |
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是嗎 |
| 07:09.37, |
Confident, ball-busting beauty |
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自信 專挫男人銳氣的美女 |
| 07:10.97, |
who's always rolling her eyes at Logan? |
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還總是對羅根翻白眼 |
| 07:14.59, |
Trust me, that describes more women than you think. |
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相信我 符合這描述的女人多了去了 |
| 07:18.85, |
He looked at the stunning woman who was his boss and said... |
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他看著他的頭兒 眼前這名絕色女子 低聲說 |
| 07:22.42, |
It's murder. |
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這是謀殺 |
| 07:25.37, |
Figure that out yourself, genius? |
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這還用你說嗎 天才 |
| 07:29.06, |
Okay, no need to be snarky. |
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好吧 沒必要這么刻薄 |
| 07:30.78, |
Who would want to kill him? |
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誰會想殺他 |
| 07:31.97, |
Could be anyone. Dr. Silvers. |
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誰都有可能 西爾弗斯博士 |
| 07:37.18, |
Dr. Prekash. |
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普利卡什博士 |
| 07:40.71, |
Hans the janitor. |
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清潔工漢斯 |
| 07:45.17, |
But the door is locked, |
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但門一直緊鎖 |
| 07:46.37, |
so it has to be someone in this room. |
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所以肯定是這房間里的人干的 |
| 07:48.51, |
Wow, you are on fire. |
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哇 你的推理真是棒棒噠 |
| 07:54.19, |
Maybe it is a little like Penny. |
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或許是有點像佩妮 |
| 07:56.53, |
Any chance she'll be flattered? |
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她有可能覺得高興嗎 |
| 07:58.54, |
I don't know. She's pretty mean. |
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我不知道 她挺兇的 |
| 08:00.63, |
Ilsa or Penny? |
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伊爾莎還是佩妮 |
| 08:02.15, |
Exactly. |
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分不出吧 |
| 08:08.13, |
Oh, hey, Howard. What's up? |
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霍華德 有事嗎 |
| 08:09.79, |
I'm so sorry. |
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真的很抱歉 |
| 08:11.58, |
What for? |
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為何道歉 |
| 08:14.49, |
Hello. |
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你好 |
| 08:16.52, |
Hello, Sheldon. |
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你好 謝爾頓 |
| 08:18.33, |
I suppose you've come here to tell me |
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我猜你來這里是要告訴我 |
| 08:19.39, |
that you've moved me to your super secret enemies list. |
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你把我升級到了你的頭號秘密仇家名單 |
| 08:23.33, |
I don't have a super secret enemies list. |
| |
我沒有什么頭號秘密仇家名單 |
| 08:25.76, |
I'm not a Bond villain. |
| |
我不是邦德電影里的壞蛋 |
| 08:28.07, |
I'm just a regular guy, |
| |
我只是一名普通人 |
| 08:29.70, |
with a regular enemies list. |
| |
擁有一份普通的仇家名單 |
| 08:32.52, |
Which, by the way, you are no longer on. |
| |
順便說一聲 你不在名單內了 |
| 08:35.89, |
Really? Well, that is something. |
| |
是嗎 那的確了不得 |
| 08:38.86, |
It's not something that I care about, but it is something. |
| |
雖然我不在乎 但的確了不得 |
| 08:41.94, |
He's trying to say he's sorry. |
| |
他是想說他很抱歉 |
| 08:44.10, |
I am. |
| |
是的 |
| 08:45.12, |
I watched your show, and it's really good. |
| |
我看了你的節(jié)目 真的很棒 |
| 08:48.57, |
Aw, thank you. |
| |
謝謝 |
| 08:49.66, |
And I regret how hard I was on you. |
| |
我后悔曾對你那么過分 |
| 08:51.92, |
I want you to know |
| |
我想告訴你 |
| 08:53.25, |
that being on the Professor Proton show |
| |
能上《質子教授》這個節(jié)目 |
| 08:55.63, |
has been a childhood dream of mine. |
| |
一直是我兒時的夢想 |
| 08:57.72, |
So, if you're ever looking for any more scientist guests, |
| |
所以如果你以后還想找嘉賓科學家 |
| 09:01.59, |
I hope you'll consider me. |
| |
我希望你能考慮一下我 |
| 09:03.74, |
I appreciate that, Sheldon, and I'll keep it in mind. |
| |
感謝你這番話 謝爾頓 我會記得你想來 |
| 09:07.27, |
You know, actually... |
| |
其實呢... |
| 09:08.30, |
Yay! |
| |
太好了 |
| 09:10.78, |
No. No. I want to have |
| |
不不 我的節(jié)目 |
| 09:13.30, |
more female scientists represented on the show, |
| |
希望有更多的女性科學家加入 |
| 09:15.93, |
and I thought maybe Amy might be interested? |
| |
我剛想 艾米會不會有興趣來啊 |
| 09:29.14, |
Or... |
| |
或者... |
| 09:31.69, |
wouldn't it be nice |
| |
這樣不是更好嗎 |
| 09:33.36, |
to have us both on, to show that |
| |
讓我們倆一起上節(jié)目 告訴大家 |
| 09:36.87, |
even female scientists can land a man? |
| |
就算女科學家也能找到男朋友 |
| 09:44.26, |
I said "Sorry." |
| |
我已經道過歉了 |
| 09:51.73, |
So, what do you think? |
| |
你覺得怎么樣 |
| 09:53.73, |
I like it. I can't wait to see who the killer is. |
| |
我好喜歡 我等不及想知道兇手是誰了 |
| 09:56.50, |
Is it that Ilsa girl? She seems pretty mean. |
| |
是艾爾莎那妞嗎 感覺她蠻兇的 |
| 10:00.40, |
But adorably mean, |
| |
是可愛的那種兇 |
| 10:02.25, |
like a baby lion? |
| |
就像小獅子寶寶一樣 |
| 10:05.87, |
No, regular mean, like a regular lion. |
| |
不 正常的兇 就像正常獅子 |
| 10:09.95, |
But it seems pretty accurate, considering who you based it on. |
| |
但考慮到這個角色的原型 描寫還是很準確的 |
| 10:14.26, |
And who do you think that is? |
| |
你覺得原型是誰呢 |
| 10:18.29, |
But the door is locked, |
| |
但這門一直緊鎖 |
| 10:19.59, |
so it has to be someone in this room. |
| |
所以肯定是這房間里的人干的 |
| 10:24.62, |
Wow. You are on fire. |
| |
哇 你的推理真是棒棒噠 |
| 10:29.73, |
Oh. Y... |
| |
哦 你... |
| 10:31.02, |
Bernadette. Yeah, sure. |
| |
博納黛特 沒錯 |
| 10:34.04, |
Each one of you had a motive. |
| |
你們倆都有作案動機 |
| 10:36.22, |
Who died and made you detective? |
| |
是誰死了 輪得到你小子來當偵探 |
| 10:38.49, |
He did. |
| |
他死了 |
| 10:41.60, |
I think you're neglecting your own motive, |
| |
我想你忘了你自己也有動機 |
| 10:44.05, |
a massive inferiority complex. |
| |
你那巨大的自卑情結 |
| 10:46.75, |
It's not massive. |
| |
才沒那么大呢 |
| 10:48.59, |
It's just average-sized. |
| |
也就是中等大小吧 |
| 10:53.39, |
I don't mean to interrupt, but somebody's tracking |
| |
無意打擾你們 但有人把血踩得到處都是 |
| 10:55.36, |
blood everywhere, so-- never mind, it's me. |
| |
所以... 算了 是我踩的 |
| 10:59.95, |
You say we're all suspects. |
| |
你把我們都列為嫌疑人 |
| 11:02.94, |
How do we know you're not the killer? |
| |
我們怎么知道你不是兇手呢 |
| 11:05.00, |
I have an alibi. |
| |
我有不在場證明 |
| 11:06.48, |
Yeah. He's not smart enough to pull off a murder like this. |
| |
沒錯 他還沒有聰明到能策劃一場謀殺 |
| 11:12.24, |
It's pretty obvious: blonde, mean, glasses. |
| |
這太明顯了 金發(fā) 刻薄 戴眼鏡 |
| 11:15.53, |
- It doesn't say "glasses." - Oh, really? |
| |
我這里面沒寫戴眼鏡-真的嗎 |
| 11:17.39, |
But it will, because Ilsa does. |
| |
后面會加上的 因為艾爾莎是戴眼鏡的 |
| 11:20.54, |
And you know who else wears them? |
| |
你知道還有誰戴嗎 |
| 11:22.17, |
Bernadette. |
| |
博納黛特 |
| 11:25.09, |
And-and that's her, cause it's, |
| |
原型就是她 是的 |
| 11:26.73, |
it's totally, it's totally her. |
| |
完完全全 就是她 |
| 11:33.20, |
Oh, Amy. Good, you're here. |
| |
艾米 太好了 你在家 |
| 11:35.06, |
Hi. What's up? |
| |
怎么了 |
| 11:36.10, |
How would you like to be on television? |
| |
你愿意上電視嗎 |
| 11:41.10, |
Is it gonna be a news story |
| |
是要我上新聞 |
| 11:42.46, |
where I have to say you were quiet and kept to yourself |
| |
說你平日個性低調 不與人來往 |
| 11:44.74, |
and I'm as shocked as anyone? |
| |
我和其他人一樣感到震驚嗎 |
| 11:47.60, |
No, it's not. |
| |
不 不是的 |
| 11:49.62, |
Wil Wheaton wants you to be on Professor Proton. |
| |
威爾·威頓想請你上他的《質子教授》節(jié)目 |
| 11:54.15, |
That's nice, but I'm not really interested. |
| |
謝謝 不過我不感興趣 |
| 11:57.45, |
What do you mean? |
| |
你這是什么意思 |
| 11:58.42, |
But he wants to talk about women in science. |
| |
可是他想要采訪從事科學事業(yè)的女性 |
| 12:00.61, |
You're a woman, you're in science. You go, girl. |
| |
你是女人 又從事科學事業(yè) 上啊妹子 |
| 12:04.53, |
I'm all for promoting women in science, |
| |
我很支持女性從事科學事業(yè) |
| 12:06.44, |
but I don't really want to be on Wil's show. |
| |
但我真的不想上威爾的節(jié)目 |
| 12:10.19, |
Is it because kids may be there, |
| |
是因為里面可能有小孩嗎 |
| 12:12.07, |
and they're known carriers of head lice? I get that. |
| |
而小孩又是頭虱常見攜帶者 我懂你 |
| 12:16.39, |
Sure, that's the reason. |
| |
好吧 就當是這樣吧 |
| 12:18.86, |
Wait a minute. |
| |
等等 |
| 12:20.16, |
You're always bragging that lice aren't attracted to you |
| |
你常常炫耀說頭虱不會對你有興趣 |
| 12:22.85, |
because your scalp is so oily. |
| |
因為你頭皮油得不行 |
| 12:24.22, |
That was on your dating profile. |
| |
你還把它寫在約會介紹上了 |
| 12:26.97, |
Okay, look, |
| |
好吧 我說 |
| 12:28.59, |
I know you have strong feelings about Professor Proton, |
| |
我知道你對《質子教授》這節(jié)目有很深的感情 |
| 12:31.51, |
and I don't want to get in the middle of that. |
| |
我不想摻和進這事情 |
| 12:34.74, |
So you're not going to do something |
| |
所以你會因為我可能不高興 |
| 12:36.85, |
just because you think it might upset me? |
| |
就不去做某一些事情嗎 |
| 12:39.39, |
Well, it's tricky, |
| |
這問題很微妙 |
| 12:40.87, |
because answering that question honestly |
| |
因為誠實回答這個問題 |
| 12:43.08, |
is one of the things I tend not to do because it upsets you. |
| |
就是一個我擔心你會不高興而不想做的事 |
| 12:47.12, |
Well, that's very upsetting. |
| |
好吧 人家現在不開心了 |
| 12:50.42, |
Like I said. |
| |
我不是說了嗎 |
| 12:53.51, |
What other things don't you do because of me? |
| |
你還有哪些事是因為我而不去做的 |
| 12:56.86, |
Remember last week when we went to |
| |
還記得上周我們去那家 |
| 12:58.59, |
that dueling piano bar I was so excited about? |
| |
我很喜歡的斗琴酒吧嗎 |
| 13:01.46, |
- No. - Well, now you're getting it. |
| |
不記得去過-開始領會到了嗎 |
| 13:07.82, |
Boy, I don't know how people who aren't on bed rest |
| |
乖乖 真不知道那些沒有臥床靜養(yǎng)的人 |
| 13:09.70, |
keep up with the Kardashians. |
| |
怎么有辦法"與卡戴珊一家同行" |
| 13:12.49, |
Well, sometimes you have to read in your car |
| |
有時候你只好在車里讀八卦 |
| 13:14.06, |
while your husband thinks you're working late. |
| |
然后告訴丈夫你下班晚了 |
| 13:17.91, |
Speaking of which, he came by yesterday to show me his book. |
| |
說到這事 他昨天給我看他的書了 |
| 13:21.62, |
Oh, and-and what did you think? |
| |
你覺得如何 |
| 13:24.23, |
I liked it. |
| |
我很喜歡呀 |
| 13:25.49, |
Really? The Ilsa character didn't bother you? |
| |
真的嗎 艾爾莎這個角色不會惹到你嗎 |
| 13:28.05, |
Oh, he was exaggerating. You're not really like that. |
| |
他只是寫書夸張化了 你一點都不像她 |
| 13:32.86, |
Well, I know I'm not like that. |
| |
我知道我不像她 |
| 13:35.46, |
The character was based on you. |
| |
那個角色的原型是你 |
| 13:37.93, |
I don't know what to tell you. |
| |
我不知道該怎么告訴你 |
| 13:38.90, |
When I brought it up with Leonard, he said it was you. |
| |
我給萊納德提這事時 他說原型是你 |
| 13:41.39, |
Well, when I brought it up, he... |
| |
我給他提這事時 他... |
| 13:44.21, |
got all squirrelly and left the room. |
| |
立馬舉止詭異 然后溜了 |
| 13:45.79, |
Son of a bitch. |
| |
奶奶個腿的 |
| 13:51.51, |
I just learned some very distressing news. |
| |
我剛知道了一件很難過的事 |
| 13:54.19, |
Sometimes, Amy doesn't do things |
| |
有時候 艾米因為擔心我的反應 |
| 13:56.57, |
because she's worried about how I'll react. |
| |
而刻意不去做一些事 |
| 13:58.98, |
First of all, it's not sometimes, it's always. |
| |
首先 不是有時候 而是一貫如此 |
| 14:02.59, |
Second, it's not Amy, it's everybody. |
| |
第二 不光是艾米 而是每個人 |
| 14:06.31, |
And third, it's not news, it's well-established. |
| |
第三 這不是新事 這眾所周知 |
| 14:09.73, |
Yeah. Like just now I wanted to get a croissant, |
| |
沒錯 就像我本來想買牛角包[法語]吃 |
| 14:11.76, |
but I didn't want to hear you say, "Ooh, la, la." |
| |
但我不想聽到你說"烏拉拉"[法語表驚訝] |
| 14:16.38, |
So you're saying everyone walks on eggshells |
| |
所以你說每個人都如履薄冰 |
| 14:18.24, |
to spare my feelings? |
| |
來保護我的情緒嗎 |
| 14:19.57, |
No, of course not, because we don't want |
| |
不 當然不是 因為我們可不想 |
| 14:21.46, |
to hear you complain about how much you hate the sound |
| |
聽到你抱怨我們把冰踩碎的聲音 |
| 14:23.14, |
of crunching eggshells. |
| |
有多討厭 |
| 14:26.32, |
I don't want my relationship with Amy to be like that. |
| |
我不希望和艾米的關系變成這樣 |
| 14:29.15, |
Sheldon, Amy knew what she was getting into. |
| |
謝爾頓 艾米清楚會變成這樣 |
| 14:32.14, |
You think? |
| |
真的嗎 |
| 14:32.88, |
Yes, we warned her. |
| |
真的 我們警告過她 |
| 14:36.61, |
Well, regardless, I can change. |
| |
無論如何 我還可以改 |
| 14:39.07, |
Sure.-Yeah,of course You can. |
| |
好吧-你當然可以啦 |
| 14:42.04, |
You know, everybody thinks I'm so predictable. |
| |
每個人都以為自己很了解我 |
| 14:44.16, |
Well, tomorrow I'm gonna show up at work |
| |
明天上班時 |
| 14:46.21, |
and do something no one will expect. |
| |
我要做一些誰都猜不到的事 |
| 14:48.10, |
Wear a baseball cap backwards to prove your point? |
| |
反戴棒球帽以證明你的論點嗎 |
| 14:55.75, |
Yes, but which hat? |
| |
沒錯 但是哪頂帽子呢 |
| 14:58.84, |
Gryffindor. |
| |
格蘭芬多 |
| 15:01.70, |
Well, now that you guessed it, I'm not gonna do it. |
| |
好吧 既然你猜到了 我就不戴了 |
| 15:04.25, |
Yeah, you will. |
| |
不 你會戴的 |
| 15:06.39, |
Yeah. |
| |
是啦 |
| 15:19.21, |
Looks like the bullet went right through you. |
| |
看來子彈直接打穿過去了 |
| 15:20.88, |
Damn it, Logan. When are you gonna stop? |
| |
靠 羅根 你何時才能知難而退 |
| 15:22.83, |
Sorry. I didn't get my PhD in quitting. |
| |
抱歉 我得到的并不是放棄學博士 |
| 15:27.42, |
You're a physicist. What makes you think you can solve a crime? |
| |
你只是個物理學家 憑什么覺得自己能偵破罪案 |
| 15:30.21, |
He's losing a lot of blood. |
| |
他失了很多血 |
| 15:31.65, |
Great. I'm gonna have to clean that up. |
| |
太好了 我又得清理了 |
| 15:35.93, |
You know what? A little soda water might get that right out. |
| |
你知道嗎 用一點蘇打水就能洗凈血漬 |
| 15:40.80, |
- We got to find some bandages. - No. |
| |
我們得找些繃帶-不 |
| 15:42.76, |
There's no time. |
| |
沒時間了 |
| 15:47.89, |
Does it hurt? |
| |
痛嗎 |
| 15:49.60, |
Everything you do hurts. |
| |
你所做的一切都令我痛 |
| 15:54.18, |
Then why do you keep coming back for more? |
| |
那你為何一直來找虐 |
| 16:03.21, |
So this is what you think of me? |
| |
在你眼中我就是這樣子的嗎 |
| 16:05.17, |
Huh? I'm mean and everything I do hurts you? |
| |
我很兇 我所做的一切都令你痛 |
| 16:07.91, |
What are you talking about? |
| |
你在說什么呢 |
| 16:09.19, |
I know I'm Ilsa. |
| |
我知道我是艾爾莎 |
| 16:11.09, |
Wha...? That is crazy. |
| |
什... 說什么傻話 |
| 16:13.44, |
You-you two are totally different. |
| |
你們倆截然不同 |
| 16:15.20, |
How? |
| |
怎么個不同 |
| 16:16.02, |
Well, you... She... |
| |
你... 她... |
| 16:19.65, |
Her name's Ilsa. |
| |
她叫艾爾莎啊 |
| 16:22.53, |
You know what? |
| |
來來來 |
| 16:23.51, |
It's fine. Write whatever you want. |
| |
無所謂 隨你怎么寫 |
| 16:24.95, |
And by the way, Logan Dean can tell everyone he's five-eight, |
| |
順便說一下 羅根·迪恩可以自稱身高172 |
| 16:27.62, |
but he's not fooling anybody! |
| |
但鬼才相信呢 |
| 16:40.47, |
Are you sure that's the move you want to make? |
| |
你確定要走這一步嗎 |
| 16:42.45, |
Absolutely. |
| |
當然 |
| 16:45.02, |
Okay. |
| |
好吧 |
| 16:48.11, |
Checkmate. |
| |
將軍 |
| 16:50.98, |
Oh, I did not see that coming. |
| |
我真沒料到會這樣 |
| 16:54.28, |
That's well played, Amy. |
| |
棋高一著啊 艾米 |
| 16:56.78, |
What's going on? |
| |
怎么回事 |
| 16:59.32, |
You beat me, and I am responding with humility and admiration. |
| |
你贏了我 我回以謙遜和欽佩 |
| 17:02.82, |
What does it look like? |
| |
不然你覺得是什么 |
| 17:04.84, |
You let me win so you could show me |
| |
你故意讓我贏的 |
| 17:06.65, |
how emotionally mature you are, didn't you? |
| |
好讓我看到你在情感上有多成熟 對不對 |
| 17:09.76, |
Well, I couldn't wait for you to actually beat me; |
| |
我等不到你憑實力贏我啊 |
| 17:11.33, |
that would take forever. |
| |
那得等到天荒地老 |
| 17:14.51, |
I'm sorry. It's... |
| |
對不起 |
| 17:16.10, |
I'm trying to show you |
| |
我想讓你看到 |
| 17:17.34, |
that I can change. |
| |
我能改變 |
| 17:18.85, |
I-I don't want you to miss out on things because of me. |
| |
我不希望你為了我錯過想做的事情 |
| 17:22.93, |
I know you don't. |
| |
我知道 |
| 17:24.47, |
You know, and maybe somewhere out there, |
| |
還有 也許在世上某處 |
| 17:26.40, |
there is a little girl who will see you on Wil's show |
| |
有個小女孩看到你上威爾的節(jié)目后 |
| 17:29.90, |
and realize that she, too, can grow up |
| |
意識到自己長大后 |
| 17:32.26, |
to be a brilliant, amazing, |
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也可以變成如此聰明 有才 |
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successful scientist. |
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成功的科學家 |
| 17:38.29, |
Thank you. |
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謝謝 |
| 17:39.33, |
Who is really terrible at chess. |
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盡管她象棋下得超爛 |
| 17:43.25, |
Got it. |
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知道了 |
| 17:43.82, |
No, no, no. I mean really bad. |
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不不 我是說爛出新境界 |
| 17:46.12, |
What was your queen doing over there, going shopping? |
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你的皇后在那干嘛呢 逛大街嗎 |
| 17:52.68, |
I mean, I-I didn't intend to write about Penny, |
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我不是有意把佩妮寫進去的 |
| 17:55.02, |
but I guess maybe subconsciously I did. |
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但也許我潛意識地這么做了 |
| 17:57.64, |
I believe you mean "unconsciously" dear. |
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你是想說"無意識地"吧 親愛的 |
| 18:01.98, |
Yeah, sure. You know, it would be nice |
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對啦 要是你不總是糾正我 |
| 18:03.87, |
if you didn't correct me all the time. |
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那就最好不過了 |
| 18:05.76, |
It would be nice if I didn't have to. |
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要是你沒地方被糾正 那也挺好的 |
| 18:09.39, |
Maybe this book of yours is a bad idea. |
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也許你寫這本書是個壞主意 |
| 18:12.47, |
What do you mean? |
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此話怎講 |
| 18:13.21, |
Well, you're a physicist. |
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你只是個物理學家 |
| 18:14.57, |
What makes you think you can write a book? |
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憑什么覺得自己能寫書 |
| 18:22.46, |
You're a physicist. |
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你只是個物理學家 |
| 18:23.67, |
What makes you think you can solve a crime? |
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憑什么覺得自己能偵破罪案 |
| 18:29.33, |
Got to go. |
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我需告辭了 |
| 18:30.12, |
I think you mean "Have..." |
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應該是我"得" |
| 18:34.11, |
Oh, Penny, good news. |
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佩妮 好消息 |
| 18:35.12, |
- It's not you. - What? |
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那不是你-什么 |
| 18:36.79, |
Ilsa. It's not you. It's my mother. |
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艾爾莎 不是你 是我媽 |
| 18:38.67, |
I've been writing about my mother! |
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原來我一直在寫我媽 |
| 18:41.54, |
I think you're neglecting your own motive, |
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我想你忘了你自己也有動機 |
| 18:43.81, |
a massive inferiority complex. |
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你那巨大的自卑情結 |
| 18:46.33, |
It's not massive. |
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才沒那么大呢 |
| 18:48.23, |
It's just average-sized. |
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也就是中等大小吧 |
| 18:54.73, |
We got to find some bandages. |
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我們得找些繃帶 |
| 18:56.21, |
There's no time. |
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沒時間了 |
| 19:02.52, |
Does it hurt? |
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痛嗎 |
| 19:03.78, |
Everything you do hurts. |
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你所做的一切都令我痛 |
| 19:06.99, |
Then why do you keep coming back for more? |
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那你為何一直來找虐 |
| 19:09.43, |
Maybe you like it. |
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也許你喜歡這種感覺 |
| 19:11.62, |
I-- M-Maybe I do. |
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可能真是這樣 |
| 19:19.42, |
You know what? I'm a physicist. What am I doing writing a book? |
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我只不過是個物理學家 我寫個毛書啊 |
| 19:28.03, |
Well, that is our show for today. |
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今天的節(jié)目就要到此為止了 |
| 19:29.54, |
And I want to say a very special thank you |
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我想特別向艾米·福勒博士道謝 |
| 19:31.45, |
to Dr. Amy Fowler for being here. |
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感謝您的光臨 |
| 19:33.36, |
It was a real pleasure having you. |
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能邀請到你 我們感到十分開心 |
| 19:35.10, |
And you can feel that pleasure |
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你能感受到那份開心 |
| 19:36.70, |
because you don't have a lesion in your nucleus accumbens. |
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因為你的伏核里沒有病變 |
| 19:42.04, |
I really hope I don't. |
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真心希望我沒有 |
| 19:45.14, |
All right, we'll see you next time! |
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好啦 下次見 |
| 19:49.67, |
Amy. |
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艾米 |
| 19:51.05, |
You were glowing. |
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你簡直在發(fā)光 |
| 19:55.18, |
Oily scalp. |
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因為頭皮很油啦 |
| 19:58.12, |
I'm so proud of you. |
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我真以你為傲 |
| 20:00.99, |
And I'm proud of you. |
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我也以你為傲 |
| 20:02.98, |
Because you can't tell how jealous I am? |
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因為你看不出我有多妒忌嗎 |
| 20:05.78, |
No, no, no. I can. |
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不不 我看得出來 |
| 20:08.74, |
I can tell how hard you're trying to keep it in. |
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我能看出你忍得有多辛苦 |
| 20:11.38, |
Really hard. |
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忍到內傷 |
| 20:15.53, |
I'm gonna go to bed. |
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我去睡了 |
| 20:16.35, |
All right. I'm gonna go scream on the roof. |
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好的 我去屋頂上大叫發(fā)泄了 |
| 20:17.58, |
- Love you. - Love you. |
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愛你哦-愛你哦 |
