生活大爆炸第七季:第19集:單身狗煉成記(下)
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Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One?
速度投個(gè)票: PS4和Xbox One選哪個(gè)?
Raj? Uh, Xbox One. Penny? Huh?
拉杰？我選Xbox One。佩妮？啥玩意?
Leonard? PS4. Wolowitz? Both great.
萊納德？我選PS4。沃洛維茨？?jī)蓚€(gè)都很好
Bernadette? I like the Wii.
伯納黛特？我喜歡Wii
Thanks, Grandma.
謝謝參與，老奶奶
Oh, my goodness. What's up?
我的老天，怎么了?
I just got an e-mail from my ex-girlfriend Lucy.
我剛收到了前女友露西的郵件
She... misses me and wants to get together.
她說(shuō)很想我，想見(jiàn)個(gè)面
Two women at the same time? Nice job, playa!
一腳踏兩船，很風(fēng)流啊，冠希哥
Really? Was it the "two women" thing or the "playa"?
這么說(shuō)沒(méi)問(wèn)題嗎?你是說(shuō)踏兩船的事還是說(shuō)冠希哥?
It was the "playa".
明白了是冠希哥
What am I supposed to do?
我該怎么辦
How am I supposed to choose between Emily and Lucy?
艾米麗和露西我該如何選擇?
Why do you have to choose? Date both of them.
還選什么啊，兩個(gè)都上啊
I can't date two women at once.
我沒(méi)辦法同時(shí)跟兩個(gè)女人約會(huì)
Zero women-- that's my sweet spot.
我的最佳狀態(tài)是和零個(gè)女人在一起
Unless you're sleeping with one of them, seeing other people isn't a big deal.
只要你還沒(méi)跟哪個(gè)姑娘發(fā)展到上床的階段，跟別人見(jiàn)個(gè)面就不算什么
But what if one of them asks me what I was up to the night before and I was with the other one? Then, what, do I lie? Yes. Yes.
可是如果其中一個(gè)姑娘問(wèn)我前一天干什么了，而正好那天我跟另一個(gè)姑娘在一起，我要怎么回答，撒謊嗎?對(duì)啊， 對(duì)啊
What do you mean, yes? What do you mean, yes?
你是什么意思?你是什么意思?
Were you seeing other women when we started dating?
咱倆好上之前你有和別的女人約會(huì)嗎?
No. Were you seeing other men? No.
沒(méi)有，你有和別的男人約會(huì)嗎?沒(méi)有
Were you seeing other men? No.
你有和別的男人約會(huì)嗎?沒(méi)有
Aren't you gonna ask me?
你不打算問(wèn)我嗎?
Come on, really?
拜托，有這個(gè)必要嗎?
Thank you so much for letting us pick your brain.
非常感謝你能給我們提供一些參考意見(jiàn)
Yeah, happy to help. So, what's going on?
我很樂(lè)意幫忙，現(xiàn)在是什么情況呢?
Well, I'm having an impossible time getting my career off the ground, and I got offered a role in this crappy horror movie, and I just don't know if I should take it.
我現(xiàn)在正處于一個(gè)事業(yè)起步的困難期，我在這部很爛的恐怖片里獲得了一個(gè)角色，但我不確定我是否要接這個(gè)活兒
Well, I have certainly taken some jobs that I've been embarrassed by.
我也曾接過(guò)一些讓我感到尷尬的活兒
I wouldn't exactly call Star Trek embarrassing.
我《星際迷航》也不算是令人尷尬啦
I wasn't. Me, either.
當(dāng)然不。我也不覺(jué)得
So, what do you think, is there a professional downside to doing it?
那你覺(jué)得接這個(gè)活兒在職業(yè)上會(huì)產(chǎn)生負(fù)面的影響嗎?
Well, it's tricky. You want to take projects that you're excited about, but sometimes you also have to pay the bills.
這個(gè)不好說(shuō)，你會(huì)想接一些特別感興趣的活兒，但有時(shí)候你不得不為了付賬單而妥協(xié)
When you're on the set working on something that you just know in your heart is bad—not Star Trek... Yeah, beam me up. I love it!
當(dāng)你在片場(chǎng)工作的時(shí)候，你打心底就知道這是部爛片——當(dāng)然不是說(shuō)《星際迷航》"把我傳送回飛船"。我超喜歡《星際迷航》!
Anyway, those jobs can be soul-crushing.
不管怎樣，那些活兒對(duì)內(nèi)心有很大影響
That's what I'm afraid of.
這就是我所擔(dān)心的
Well, I was in Stand By Me when I was a kid, and it was a huge success.
我當(dāng)時(shí)在《伴我同行》演出的時(shí)候才是個(gè)小孩，那部電影獲得了巨大成功
The terrible movies I did came after that.
隨后我接的都是爛片的角色
I mean, imagine how that feels.
我是說(shuō)你可以感受一下我當(dāng)時(shí)的心情
Sounds rough.
聽(tīng)起來(lái)挺不容易的
I'm telling you, this business is brutal.
我告訴你，這個(gè)行業(yè)是很殘酷的
To this day, I hate going on auditions.
時(shí)至今日我都不喜歡去試鏡
Okay, I walk in, and I can just feel them thinking... "He was such a cute kid. What happened to him?"
我一走進(jìn)來(lái)，我就能猜到他們?cè)谙耄?quot;他本來(lái)是個(gè)挺可愛(ài)的孩子，后來(lái)怎么回事?"
And then I don't get the job, and I can never find out why.
然后我就不會(huì)拿到這個(gè)活兒，而且我永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)知道是為什么
Honestly, I get so depressed, there are entire weeks that I can't even get out of bed.
老實(shí)說(shuō)，我變得郁郁不安，有整整幾周我甚至不能起床
Okay, this was helpful.
好了，你的意見(jiàn)很有幫助
Any news on your coworker who's in the hospital?
你醫(yī)院的同事有什么消息嗎?
Poor thing, she was in surgery for 18 hours.
可憐的家伙，她做了18個(gè)小時(shí)的手術(shù)
She's alive, but she's still in critical condition. Oh, no.
雖然她還活著，不過(guò)情況危殆。不是吧
The one bit of good news is they put her in a medically induced coma before she read the card. So, you know, silver linings.
唯一的好消息就在她看到卡片之前，他們用藥物使她進(jìn)入了昏迷狀態(tài)，還有一絲希望，你懂的
Were you like this when I married you?
我娶你的時(shí)候你是這樣的么?
Don't worry about it, buddy. Okay, bye.
哥們，不要為此擔(dān)心。好的，拜拜
That was Wil-- he's feeling a lot better. Apparently, he's 12-down in the TV Guide crossword puzzle.
那是威爾，他現(xiàn)在感覺(jué)好多了，很顯然，他玩到電視指南縱橫字謎的縱12行
Did he help you make a decision about the movie?
他有沒(méi)有幫到你決定是否接那電影的活兒?
No. Did you figure out what you're gonna do about the two girls?
沒(méi)有，你想到怎么應(yīng)付那兩個(gè)女孩了嗎?
As a matter of fact, I did.
事實(shí)上，我想到了
I've spent so many years living in fear, saying no to new experiences,
過(guò)去那么多年，我一直擔(dān)驚受怕地活著，拒絕各種新體驗(yàn)
but from now on, I'm gonna say yes—yes to love, yes to adventure, yes to life; whatever it may be, the answer's going to be yes.
但是從現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始，我不再說(shuō)不——對(duì)愛(ài)情說(shuō)是，對(duì)冒險(xiǎn)說(shuō)是，對(duì)生活說(shuō)是，不管是什么，我的答案都會(huì)是"是"
He's gonna die alone, right? Yeah. Yes.
他會(huì)孤獨(dú)的死去，是嗎?是
I'm proud of you, Sheldon.
謝爾頓，我為你感到驕傲
You know, I'm proud of me, too.
我也為我自己感到驕傲
I've done all my research, I conducted an informal poll, and I've arrived at the rock-solid certainty I've made the right choice.
我已經(jīng)全部研究過(guò)了，我也做一個(gè)非正式的投票，我已經(jīng)非常確定我做了正確的選擇
Well, that's got to be a good feeling. Oh, it is. Although... Oh, crap.
這種感覺(jué)肯定很好。確實(shí)是。盡管...不妙了
I had the same feeling when I made my dad buy a Betamax instead of a VHS.
我當(dāng)時(shí)讓我老爸買盒式視頻錄像機(jī)而不是家用錄像機(jī)的時(shí)候有同樣的預(yù)兆
You were just a little kid.
你那時(shí)候才是個(gè)小孩
Yeah, a little kid who picked the wrong format to record The MacNeil/Lehrer Report.
是啊，一個(gè)用錯(cuò)誤的錄像格式去錄MacNeil/Lehrer報(bào)道的小屁孩
I also was certain that HD DVD would win out over Blu-ray.
我那會(huì)還確信高清DVD比藍(lán)光強(qiáng)呢
How old were you then? Old enough to know better.
那會(huì)你才幾歲啊?是應(yīng)該懂事的年紀(jì)了好嗎
You know, and now that I think about it, I stood in front of a case of iPods and I bought a Zune.
你知道不，現(xiàn)在我想想，我站在一堆iPod前結(jié)果竟然買了個(gè)Zune
What's a Zune? Yeah, exactly.
Zune是什么東西?是啊，就是說(shuō)啊
It's an MP3 player brought to us by the makers of Xbox.
那是Xbox的制造者推出的MP3播放器
What... no, what are you doing?
什么...不，你在干嗎?
No, no, pick that back up.
別介，別介，把它拿回來(lái)
You know it's good. You did the research. But what if I'm wrong?
你明明知道它很好啊，你做過(guò)調(diào)查了。但萬(wàn)一我錯(cuò)了呢?
You know what?
你猜怎么著?
How about I buy it for you?
我買給你怎么樣?
How about I buy you both?
我把這兩個(gè)都買給你怎么樣?
You know I only have one slot available in my entertainment center.
你明知道我的電視架只有一個(gè)空位了
Then I'll buy you a new entertainment center.
那我給你買個(gè)新的電視架
Well, yeah... okay, sure.
嗯，是啊...就算我同意了
But which one?
但是買哪個(gè)呢?
How about this?
要不這樣吧?
I've heard that if you flip a coin, it will tell you how you actually feel.
我聽(tīng)說(shuō)通過(guò)拋硬幣它能夠告訴你你的真實(shí)想法
Because you'll either be disappointed or excited by the outcome. Interesting.
因?yàn)槟悴皇鞘褪菍?duì)結(jié)果很滿意。有意思
So, heads it's PS4, tails it's Xbox One.
這樣，人頭就買PS4，字就買Xbox One
All right, I'll try.
好吧，我試試
What is it?
是哪一面?
A quarter.
25美分的硬幣
Could have given it back to me.
你原本可以把它換給我的
That was a choice.
那也是個(gè)選擇
You look... you look really pretty tonight. Thanks.
你看起來(lái)...你今晚看起來(lái)非常美麗動(dòng)人。謝謝
I love that jacket.
我喜歡你的外套
Thank you. Thanks, thanks.
謝謝，太謝謝了
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
對(duì)不起，我不能這么做
My... my ex-girlfriend e-mailed me, and I'm seeing her Saturday...
我的前女友昨天電郵我，我周六要去見(jiàn)她
And I'm glad you like it—it's from J. Crew.
我很高興你喜歡我的外套是J. Crew的
I don't understand.
我不明白
My friends told me it was okay to see more than one person at a time, but it-it feels like I'm being deceitful.
我朋友跟我說(shuō)同時(shí)跟兩個(gè)人約會(huì)是無(wú)傷大雅的，但我感覺(jué)我很不誠(chéng)實(shí)
Are you getting back together with her?
你準(zhǔn)備和她復(fù)合嗎?
No. I-I... I have no idea. What would you do?
沒(méi)有，我也不知道，你會(huì)怎么做?
Uh, usually on first dates, I talk about music and stuff, but I was promised weird, so let's do this.
嗯，通常初次約會(huì)時(shí)，我會(huì)談?wù)撚嘘P(guān)音樂(lè)之類的東西，但是你本來(lái)就跟我保證這會(huì)很奇葩，所以我們開(kāi)始吧
How serious were you two?
你們倆認(rèn)真到什么程度了?
Well, to be honest, we only went on four dates, hugged twice, kissed once, and there was a handshake loaded with sexual innuendo.
好吧，實(shí)話跟你說(shuō)，我們只約會(huì)過(guò)四次，擁抱兩次，接吻一次，還有充斥滿滿性暗示的握手
Wait, so... a girl you never slept with sent you an e-mail and you felt so guilty about it that you had to tell me?
等等，所以...一個(gè)你沒(méi)有和她睡過(guò)的女孩給你發(fā)了封郵件，然后你對(duì)此心懷愧疚不得不告訴我嗎?
Yeah. That's kind of adorable.
是啊。這還挺可愛(ài)的
Are you... are you sure?
你...你確定嗎?
Because this is the part of the night where I've said something stupid and the girl usually leaves.
因?yàn)橐话氵@個(gè)時(shí)候是，我說(shuō)些蠢話然后女孩離開(kāi)的時(shí)候
I'm still here. Yeah, but now you make me wonder what's wrong with you.
我還沒(méi)走啊。是啊，但是現(xiàn)在你讓我疑惑你是不是有點(diǎn)不對(duì)勁
We just met. You don't need to tell me about other people you're seeing. Really?
我們才認(rèn)識(shí)，你不必告訴我你約會(huì)的其他人的事。不用嗎?
Because "I'm dating two women" is basically the only cool thing I can say about myself.
因?yàn)槲壹s會(huì)兩個(gè)女人基本上是我可以告訴你的唯一一件有關(guān)我的酷炫的事情了
On the one hand, the Xbox One has a better camera... but the PS4 has a removable hard drive.
一方面，Xbox One的攝像頭更好，但是PS4的硬盤可以取出替換
Thoughts? I can't feel my legs.
有什么想法么?我腿麻了
Oh... I'm sorry, guys, but the store closed five minutes ago.
噢...抱歉了二位，但本店五分鐘前就打烊了
But I haven't decided yet.
但我還沒(méi)決定買哪個(gè)呢
You'll have to come back tomorrow. The registers are closed.
你只能明天過(guò)來(lái)了，收銀臺(tái)都關(guān)了
Let's get you some food. Y-You'll feel better after you eat. Okay.
我們?nèi)ソo你弄點(diǎn)吃的吧，吃點(diǎn)東西后你會(huì)感覺(jué)好很多。好的
What-what do you want, like, Thai food? A... a burger?
你想吃什么，比如，泰國(guó)菜?一個(gè)...漢堡?
I don't know!
我決定不了啊!
Hey, look, a quarter!
看，一個(gè)硬幣!
How's that feel? Great.
感覺(jué)怎么樣?好極了
Not like regret at all.
我一點(diǎn)都不后悔
Penny? We're working together! Awesome!
佩妮?我們是同事誒!酷斃了!
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