生活大爆炸 第五季:第4集 Raj的拜金聾女友(上)
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"The entrance to the dungeon is a moss covered door.You manage to open it only to find yourself" "Face to face with a hideous, foul smelling,moss covered ogre."
你設(shè)法打開門 結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)自己 通往地下城的入口是一道布滿苔蘚的大門 布滿苔蘚的食人魔 面對(duì)著一個(gè)丑陋惡臭
What do you do?
你該怎么做
I say, "Hey, Ma, what's for dinner?"
我會(huì)跟他說(shuō)"老媽 今晚吃點(diǎn)啥呢"
Seventeen.
十七點(diǎn)
The ogre is amused by your joke and allows you to pass.
食人魔被你的玩笑打動(dòng) 允許你進(jìn)入了
By the by, I liked it, too.
順便說(shuō)一句 我也喜歡
How go the wedding plans, Howard?
婚禮籌備得如何了 霍華德
Great. We spent five hours last night at Macy's registering for gifts.Looks like I'm finally going to have that darling little earthenware asparagus dish I've always wanted.
很好啊 我們昨晚花了五小時(shí) 在梅西百貨挑選禮物 看上去我終于能夠品嘗到我那夢(mèng)寐以求的小巧可愛(ài)的陶盤蘆筍菜肴了
See, this is the good thing about having a girlfriend 9,000 miles away.
看吧 這就是 女友遠(yuǎn)在天邊的好處了
I can spend my nights doing whatever I want.
我起碼可以在晚上為所欲為
You mean like playing nerd games with us and then taking a suspiciously long shower?
你指的是跟我們玩完書呆子游戲后 再去沖個(gè)可疑的長(zhǎng)時(shí)間熱水澡嗎
Maybe.
也許吧
We enter the dungeon.
我們進(jìn)入了地下城
You see a dragon.
看見了一條龍
Really? So we're playing Dungeons & Dragons and we walk into a dungeon and see a dragon?
不是吧 我們玩的這叫《龍與地下城》 然后進(jìn)入地下城就看見一條龍
Isn't that a little on the nose?
不覺(jué)得有點(diǎn)太直接了嗎
When you play Chutes and Ladders, do you complain about all the chutes and all the ladders?
當(dāng)你玩梯子滑道游戲時(shí) 你抱怨過(guò) 所有的滑道和梯子嗎
Are you gonna eat that whole pie?
你要把整個(gè)餡餅都吃了嗎
Maybe. Why not?Who do I have in my life to watch my figure for?
也許吧 為啥不行 我的人生又有誰(shuí)值得去為之奮斗呢
Oh, God, did you watch Bridget Jones again?
天哪 你是不是又看了一遍《BJ單身日記》
No, it's just that everybody's got someone.
不是啊 因?yàn)榇蠹叶加辛藲w屬
Sheldon's with Amy, Howard's getting married,
謝爾頓和艾米在一起 霍華德要結(jié)婚了
you're dating my sister.
你在跟我妹妹約會(huì)
Now that Howard's getting married,maybe he'll inflate one of his old girlfriends for you.
既然霍華德要結(jié)婚了 他可能會(huì)在眾多充氣娃娃中 挑一個(gè)前女友送你
You know who I blame for my loneliness?
你知道我的孤獨(dú)是誰(shuí)的錯(cuò)嗎
The United States of America.
就是美利堅(jiān)合眾國(guó)
Your movies and your TV shows promised streets paved with beautiful blonde women with big bazongas.
你們的電影和電視劇承諾這里的街道 滿是漂亮的金發(fā)巨乳美女
Eat another pie, you'll have your own bazongas.
再吃個(gè)餡餅 你就能擁有自己的巨乳了
That's cruel.You know it goes straight to my hips.
你太傷人了。你知道我的肥肉只會(huì)長(zhǎng)在屁股上
Gentlemen, please focus.You're facing a fire breathing dragon.
先生們 請(qǐng)專心點(diǎn) 你們現(xiàn)在面對(duì)著一條噴火龍
I don't know if I want to play anymore.
我不想玩下去了
Because you don't have a girlfriend?
就因?yàn)槟銢](méi)有女朋友嗎
Well, good Lord,if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons,this game's in serious trouble.
我的親娘七舅老爺 如果因?yàn)檫@就不玩《龍與地下城》那這游戲算走到頭了
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
我們的宇宙進(jìn)入了極熱的高濃度狀態(tài)，后來(lái)，140億年前它開始擴(kuò)張。等等……
The Earth began to cool,the autotrophs began to drool,neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall (we built the pyramids),
地球開始冷卻，自養(yǎng)生物開始繁殖,穴居人學(xué)會(huì)使用工具，我們開始建墻（我們還建了金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,That all started with the big bang!bang!
數(shù)學(xué)、科學(xué)、歷史解開了宇宙之謎。這一切從宇宙大爆炸開始。
Now, I assume we use this same wax later on to neaten up each other's bikini regions.
等會(huì)兒我們還用這些蠟劑 來(lái)互相清理我們的比基尼部位(比基尼部位:女性的三個(gè)隱私部位)
Yeah, my bikini region is fine.
我的比基尼部位很干凈
Who's shocked? I'm not.
誰(shuí)震驚到了 我沒(méi)有
So, Bernadette, how's the wedding planning going?
伯納黛特 婚禮籌劃得怎樣了
And I'm not asking as a prospective bridesmaid.Pick me! Pick me!
我這么問(wèn)可不是想成為伴娘候選人哦 快選我吧 選我吧
We went cake tasting yesterday.Raj came along.
我們昨天去試吃婚宴蛋糕了 拉杰也來(lái)了
He cried and ate half the samples.
他痛哭流涕 還吃掉一半的蛋糕樣品
Oh, the poor guy's so lonely.We should set him up with someone.
那可憐的家伙太孤獨(dú)了 我們應(yīng)該給他找個(gè)伴兒
You know, I met a really cute girl at work.She's married to a guy in one of our drug trials.
我工作時(shí)遇到了個(gè)可愛(ài)的女孩兒 她嫁給了我們那兒一位藥品臨床試驗(yàn)者
Well, hello?She's married.
喂 她都已婚了啊
Yeah, but her husband is in serious congestive heart failure,and a little birdie told me he's in the placebo group.
是啊 但她老公目前 處于充血性心臟衰竭狀態(tài) 據(jù)稱 他現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)被安排到安慰劑組了(安慰劑：并不能使病人得到有效治療，但卻"預(yù)料"或"相信"治療有效，而讓病患癥狀得到舒緩)
Okay, so future grief stricken widow is the one to beat.
好吧 未來(lái)又多一位悲傷的寡婦 亟待他人的撫慰了
Are we ready to order?
我們準(zhǔn)備點(diǎn)菜了嗎
One moment.
稍等
I'm conducting an experiment.
我現(xiàn)在正在做一個(gè)實(shí)驗(yàn)
With Dungeons & Dragons dice?
用《龍與地下城》的骰子嗎
Yes. From here on in, I've decided to make all trivial decisions with a throw of the dice,thus freeing up my mind do what it does best enlighten and amaze.
是的 從這刻起 我決定以后不重要的決定都通過(guò)擲骰子決定 這樣可以為我的頭腦騰出時(shí)間做它最擅長(zhǎng)的事兒:啟迪思維 震驚世界
Page 14, item seven.
第14頁(yè) 第7條
So, what's for dinner?
那么我們到底吃什么
A side of corn succotash.
一份豆煮玉米
Hmm. Interesting.
真有意思
Um, Howard, can I see you for a minute, please?
霍華德 我能找你有點(diǎn)事兒?jiǎn)?/div>
I don't want to show any more of your friends how I can fit in the booster seats.
我不想再給你的朋友們表演我是如何坐進(jìn)幼兒加高座椅里了
Uh, no, that's not it. Just come with me, please.
額 不是讓你做這個(gè) 請(qǐng)跟我來(lái)吧
Let's see what I'll be washing that succotash down with.
我們看看喝點(diǎn)什么來(lái)配豆煮玉米
A pitcher of margaritas.
一大壺瑪格麗特雞尾酒
Do you really want that?
你真想這樣嗎
That's the great thing.It doesn't matter.My mind is freed up to think about more important things.
這才是最精彩的地方 選什么無(wú)所謂 我的頭腦能夠有更多時(shí)間思考更重要的事情
What's it thinking about now?
那你的頭腦現(xiàn)在想什么呢
Hamburgers and lemonade.
漢堡和檸檬水
Um, Raj, there's someone I want you to meet.This is my friend Emily. I know her from my spin class.
拉杰 我這有個(gè)朋友想介紹給你認(rèn)識(shí) 這是我的朋友艾米麗 我在健身課上認(rèn)識(shí)的
Raj, relax. She can't hear you. She's deaf.
拉杰 淡定 她聽不見你說(shuō)什么 她是聾人
Emily, this is our friend Raj.
艾米麗 這是我們的朋友拉杰
Look at you guys just hitting it off.I am so good.
看你倆多合得來(lái)呀 我真是超級(jí)紅娘
Hi.
你好
She says, "it's nice to meet you""
她說(shuō)"很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你"
Does she really mean that or was she signing it sarcastically?
她是認(rèn)真的 還是在損我呀
Raj says it's nice to meet you, too.
拉杰說(shuō)他也很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你
She says she has to go back to her family,but Penny has her number if you want to text her and get together.
她說(shuō)她得回去陪家人了 但你若想發(fā)短信給她 約她出來(lái)聚聚的話 你可以找佩妮要她的電話
Okay, I'm going to play it cool.Tell her, "Maybe. Whatever, babe."
好吧 我決定扮酷 跟她說(shuō)"再說(shuō)吧 到時(shí)候再看 寶貝兒"
He'll text you.
他會(huì)發(fā)短信給你的
Look at that. I have a date.
瞧瞧 我有約會(huì)了
I love America again.
我又開始熱愛(ài)美國(guó)了
And now for dessert...Come on, hot fudge sundae, come on, hot fudge sundae.
現(xiàn)在到甜點(diǎn)了 拜托 朱古力新地 我要朱古力新地
Bam! That's what I'm talking about!
哦耶 這就對(duì)了
Okay, as soon as she gets here,so she knows I'm cool with it,I'm going to make a joke about her being deaf.
好吧 等她一到 為了讓她知道我不介意她聽不到 我要就她的耳聾開個(gè)玩笑
I was thinking, "Hey, did you hear the one about...? Oh, no, I bet you didn't."
比如說(shuō) 嘿 你聽說(shuō)過(guò)那個(gè)什么沒(méi)有 對(duì)哦 我忘了你聽不見了
Maybe we should revisit your lonely fat guy plan.
你還是老老實(shí)實(shí)當(dāng)回你的單身肥男好了
Oh, she's here.
她來(lái)了
No joke.
別開玩笑
She says she's sorry she's late.
她說(shuō)她很抱歉來(lái)遲了
Tell her it doesn't matter.
跟她說(shuō)沒(méi)關(guān)系
Tell her, her eyes shimmer like opalescent lilies in the lake of the palace of the celestial maidens.
跟她說(shuō)她的眼睛就像是天女宮 湖中乳白色百合一樣閃爍
Really?That's the first thing you want to say?
真的嗎 你一上來(lái)就要說(shuō)這句話嗎
I worked on it all night. Use it.
我想了整晚了 就這么說(shuō)
Look, I don't know the sign for opalescent.
我不知道"乳白色"的手語(yǔ)
Then spell it.
那就拼出來(lái)給她看
I don't know how to spell it.
我不會(huì)拼
You're blowing this for me!
你就非要給我搞砸了
He likes your eyes.
他喜歡你的眼睛
You're making me sound like a caveman.
這下好了 我聽上去就像是個(gè)山頂洞人
She says, "Thank you. You have nice eyes, too."
她說(shuō) "謝謝 你的眼睛也很漂亮"
Really? Ask her how many children she wants,and whatever number she says, say, "Me, too."
真的嗎 問(wèn)她想要幾個(gè)孩子 不管她說(shuō)多少 你就說(shuō)"我也是"
No.
不要
Fine. Tell her I have a deep, sexy voice like James Earl Jones.
好吧 那就跟她說(shuō) 我的聲音低沉性感 就像詹姆斯·厄爾·瓊斯一樣(美國(guó)影星 曾給《獅子王》中老國(guó)王配音)
She doesn't know what James Earl Jones sounds like.
她哪知道詹姆斯·厄爾·瓊斯的聲音什么樣啊
Great. Then she won't know I'm lying.
正好 那她就不會(huì)知道我在騙人了
Let's see, what else can I tell you about me that would make you like me?
讓我想想 我還能跟你說(shuō)點(diǎn)我的什么來(lái)讓你喜歡我呢
Ooh, I love music.
我熱愛(ài)音樂(lè)
Do you love music?
你喜歡音樂(lè)嗎
You really want to ask her that?
你真的要問(wèn)她這個(gè)嗎
You're right. Everyone loves music.
也對(duì) 是人都熱愛(ài)音樂(lè)啦
She says, "Do you play an instrument?"
她問(wèn) "你會(huì)彈奏樂(lè)器嗎"
No,but when I was six years old,I tried to start a boy band called Frankie Goes to Bollywood.
不會(huì) 但是我六歲的時(shí)候 曾經(jīng)想要成立一個(gè)男生樂(lè)隊(duì)叫"法蘭基到寶萊塢"(模仿Frankie Goes To Hollywood英國(guó)老牌樂(lè)隊(duì))
But I couldn't get any other boys to join,so my parents asked the servants to be my backup dancers.
但是我找不到其他男生肯跟我組隊(duì) 于是我父母就只好叫我家的仆人 來(lái)做我的候補(bǔ)舞者
Wait, when you sign "servants",don't sign it like I'm bragging.Sign it in a way that I sound humble with just a hint of "That's right, I had servants."
等一下 你比劃"仆人"的時(shí)候 別比劃得好像我在炫耀一樣 要比劃成我很謙虛 同時(shí)又透露出"沒(méi)錯(cuò) 我有仆人"那種感覺(jué)
Do you hear yourself?
天啊 你還真是滿嘴胡話呀
Yes, but she doesn't. So get signing, hand monkey.
怕啥 反正她又聽不見 快比劃呀 長(zhǎng)臂猿
I think I wrote a letter to Santa Claus every day.And then on Christmas morning,under the tree is a little puppy with a red ribbon.
我每天都給圣誕老人寫一封信 終于到了圣誕節(jié)的早上 我在圣誕樹下找到一只 系著紅緞帶的小狗
What are you doing?
你在干嘛
Texting Bernadette that I'm gonna be late.
給伯納黛特發(fā)短信 告訴她我今晚要晚點(diǎn)回去
Dude, what is she saying?
哥們兒 她說(shuō)什么呢
It's a funny story about a puppy.Just smile and laugh.
她在講一個(gè)關(guān)于狗狗的搞笑故事 你就跟著笑就對(duì)了
Quick, quick, stop smiling.
好了 好了 不要笑了
What? Why?
怎么了
The puppy died it choked on a doll head. Sad face, sad face!
小狗后來(lái)死掉了 它吞了一個(gè)娃娃的頭 表情悲哀 表情悲哀
It's a little hard to see with the city lights,but that W shaped constellation is Cassiopeia.
在城市閃耀的燈火下有點(diǎn)看不清楚 但是那個(gè)W形狀的星座就是仙后座
And she was the mother of Andromeda who's over there.
旁邊的是仙女座 也就是仙后座的女兒
Look, pretty stars.
看呀 一閃一閃亮晶晶
This is her car.
這是她的車
She hopes she can see you again sometime.
她希望下次能再見你
Good, good.Oh, boy,help me out here.
好呀 好呀 天啊 幫我一下
Does she want me to kiss her or not?
她想不想讓我吻她
I speak sign language, I don't read minds.
我只會(huì)打手語(yǔ)而已 又不會(huì)讀心術(shù)
If you were me, would you kiss her?
如果你是我的話 你會(huì)不會(huì)吻她
Yeah, but I'm a make out king.
會(huì) 但哥是調(diào)情高手呀
I was so smooth on that date.
哥真是太會(huì)泡妞了
You? I made you smooth.
就你 是我?guī)湍闩莸暮貌缓?/div>
You were an idiot.
你就是個(gè)蠢貨
Whatever, dude. She kissed me.
隨便你咋說(shuō) 反正她親的是我
It might've been on your lips,
也許她親的是你的嘴唇
but it was my kiss.
但其實(shí)她親的是我
Oh, fine. Let's agree she kissed both of us.
好吧 那就當(dāng)她親了我們兩個(gè)
Okay.
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