英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新

　　A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.　　Suddenly he realised ... [查看全文]

　　Such a long dog　　Once there was a blind man. One day when he was walking, he stepped on the head of a ... [查看全文]

　　Best way to protect a wedding ring　　A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As t... [查看全文]

　　Refrigerator man　　A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my... [查看全文]

　　Let's pretend　　A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriag... [查看全文]

　　The dumbest kid　　A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the du... [查看全文]

　　I knew I could count on you　　Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're... [查看全文]

　　Not a good time to talk business　　The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.　　The friend grabb... [查看全文]

　　The best time to plant the flower　　A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: Dear Husband, I ha... [查看全文]

　　Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executi... [查看全文]