英語幽默教程匯總和更新

　　承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤　　John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in theclass. Today he sleeps again.　　約翰并不... [查看全文]

　　豬和培根　　The first time a pig tastes bacon.　　當(dāng)豬第一次嘗到培根?！　erioulsy! This is soooo good! Now I un... [查看全文]

　　太空遨游　　The reason dogs are not allowed in space travel　　狗不被允許在太空遨游的原因　　What's going on he... [查看全文]

　　When I started my current job, I was assigned to acubicle1 with a five-foot-high partition. Promoted inthree ... [查看全文]

　　A burglar(竊賊) breaks into a house. He sees a CDplayer that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears avoice... [查看全文]

　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked hismother.　　我們有毒嗎?一個(gè)年幼的蛇問它的母親。　　"Yes, dear," she repl... [查看全文]

　　Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on ananthill.　　從前有個(gè)高爾夫球手，他把球打到了一座蟻丘上?！　ather th... [查看全文]

　　There once was a dog show to determine theworld's smartest dog. Three dogs were in the final.One dog bel... [查看全文]

　　A little rabbit is happily running through the forestwhen he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. Therabb... [查看全文]

　　Congratulations on our anniversary, "honey"! Here'syour gift - a septoc tank for the shit that comes outev... [查看全文]