網(wǎng)友總結(jié)了好萊塢的所有套路

2018 was all about diversity in the movies, filmindustries tried their best to include differentethnicities, races, body types, and sexualorientations. So for the first time, more people foundthemselves being a protagonist of a captivatingHollywood movie than ever before. But even thoughthat sounds like a huge step towards an inclusiveand diverse movie industry, there is still a long wayto go. Nowadays, movies are filled with hilariousclichés that just don't make any sense, and there isno chance any of them would work in the real world, especially when it comes to professions. Scroll down to see if there's one about your profession!

2018年電影業(yè)的主題就是多元性，各大影視公司不遺余力的在作品中囊括不同信仰，不同種族，不同體型，不同性取向的形象。于是，有史以來頭一次，越來越多的人能在精彩的好萊塢電影中那些主角身上看到自己的影子。你可能覺得，照此看來，電影業(yè)又向融匯貫通，和而不同的發(fā)展目標邁進了一大步，然而事實并非如此，我們?nèi)匀蝗沃氐肋h。當下的電影中充斥著各種令人發(fā)笑的套路，這些套路不合情理，絕不可能發(fā)生在現(xiàn)實世界中，尤其是涉及到某些專業(yè)知識的情況下。往下翻，看看能不能找到關(guān)于你的行業(yè)的好萊塢套路!

1.Hello，I'm an alien in a movie and I want to invade planet earth-when I say planet earth, Imean the US.

你好!我是電影里的外星人。我要侵略地球——我說地球，其實我指的是美國。

2.Well, now. I'm the police tech who can miraculously 'enhance' that grainy bot of CCTV footageand zoom in so that you can see the killer's reflection in the victim's wedding ring. Everythingwill be controlled by me hammering furiously at the keyboard, and I'll never hit 'ENTER’.

我是警方的技術(shù)人員，我能奇跡般的找到監(jiān)控錄像上麥粒大小的光點，放大之后，你會發(fā)現(xiàn)那是受害者的結(jié)婚戒指，上面能折射出兇手的臉。我只需要猛烈的捶打鍵盤就能解決一切難題，而且我從來沒有擊中過“輸入”鍵。

3.Hello. I'm a computer geek in a movie. I can break into any system by typing random keysextremely fast then shouting"I'm in!" All the while this is happening green text will beprojected scrolling up my face. My T shirt has a band on it too.

你好!我是電影里的一個電腦極客。我能夠偷偷進入任何網(wǎng)絡(luò)系統(tǒng)，只需要急速敲擊鍵盤上的任意按鍵，并且高呼“我進去了!”與此同時，綠色的字碼會投射到我的臉上。我的T恤上有一行標語。

4.I am a suburban/urban housewife in a movie about my kids. Every morning I make a fullfour course breakfast, and every morning each member of my family eats a bite of toast, boltsdown two gulps of orange juice, and rushes out the door. Do I just throw the rest away? Nobody knows.

我是電影里的家庭主婦，我住在市中心或者二環(huán)，成天圍著孩子們轉(zhuǎn)。每天早上我都會準備四道菜的豐富早餐，每天早上，我的每個家人都匆忙咬一口吐司，咽下兩口橘汁，然后沖出門去。我會把剩下的早餐都扔掉嗎?沒人知道。

5.Hi, I'm a pregnant lady in a movie. My waters break in a huge gush at the most inconvinienttime

嗨，我是電影里的一個孕婦。我的羊水會在最不合適的時候破水，而且一發(fā)不可收拾。

6.Hello，I’m the Eiffel Tower in a movie, you can see me from every single window of everybuilding in Paris.

你好，我是電影里的埃菲爾鐵塔。你能從巴黎的每一棟建筑，每一扇窗戶看到我。

7.Hello, I am a chubby black woman in a movie. I am just here to be your sassy friend with thewitty comebacks. Mostly, I’ll just say”Girrrrrlllllluh” and “mm hm” a lot in addition to shakingmy head in disapproval.

你好。我是電影里胖胖的黑人婦女。我舉止粗魯，但我能用睿智的言論評論里的行為。我的作用就是扮演你的朋友。大多數(shù)時候，我只會默默搖頭，對你的行為加以否定，時而說一句“呃”或者“呵呵”。

8.Hi, I’m a “nerdy” girl in your local high school, you probably haven’t noticed me because Iwear glasses and my hair in a tight braid. That is, until some girls give me a makeover for theprom, I take off the glasses and let my hair down (literally) then you see my ”true beauty”

嗨，我是電影里的“書呆子”女孩，我是主角的高中同學。主角可能并沒有注意到我，因為我戴著厚厚的眼鏡，還梳著毫無生氣的麻花辮。不過，快要開畢業(yè)舞會的似乎，會有一群女同學來為我妝扮一番，我會摘掉我的眼鏡，放下頭發(fā)，如此一來，你就會發(fā)現(xiàn)我真正的魅力了。

9.I’m a mom in a sitcom. My hair, body, and clothes are perfect, and I’m gorgeous and look 20. My husband is balding, fat and looks 40.

我是情景喜劇里的主婦。我的發(fā)型靚麗，體型苗條，衣著時尚。我整個人都美美噠，看上去像個20歲的小姑娘。我的丈夫禿頂，肥胖，看起來有40歲了。

10. I’m a military radar technician in a movie and I don’t exist until I say” Sir, you’d bettertake a look at this” and then I’m never seen or heard again.

我是電影里的軍用雷達技術(shù)員。我會說“長官，你最好看看這個”。在我說出這句臺詞之前，我并不存在。說出這句臺詞之后，你也不會再看到我或聽到我說的話。

11.Hello, I’m a grocery bag in a movie. I always have a baguette in me and I’m always made ofpaper with no handles.

哈嘍，我是電影里的購物袋。我的肚子里總裝著一根長法棍。我總是紙質(zhì)的，而且沒有把手。

12.Hello, I’m a writer in a movie. I write one piece a week and live in a two bedroom New Yorkapartment with a walk-in wardrobe. Also I never actually pitch anywhere, the jobs just cometo me.

你好。我是電影里的作家。我每周寫就一部作品，在紐約擁有一間兩臥的公寓，還有步入式的衣帽間。我從不在任何地方投簡歷，工作會自己找上門來。

13.Hi, I’m a soldier in a movie. I show you a picture of my girlfriend and at that point yourealise I’m the first to get killed.

我是電影里的士兵。我會讓觀眾看到我的女友的照片，如此一來你就會明白，我一定是第一個領(lǐng)盒飯的角色。

14.Hi. I’m any character in a movie that uses a taxi. After reaching the destination, I don’twait to hear the cost; I simply pull out any money from my wallet, hand it to the cabby anddon’t wait for any change. I could be handling out hundreds and never know. Now I may bebroke.

我是電影里搭計程車的人。每次到達目的地之后，我都等不及讓司機告訴我車費是多少;我會直接從錢包里掏出一疊鈔票，塞給司機，不等司機給我找零就下車。可能我拿出的車費有幾百美金，我卻毫不知情?，F(xiàn)在說不定我已經(jīng)破產(chǎn)了。

15. Hello, I’m a lab scientist in a movie. I wear my hair down in flowing waves, and don nogloves as I handle chemicals with the pipette I’m holding the wrong way, Also test resultscome in a split second at the push of a button on a miracle machine.

你好，我是電影里的科學家，我常年呆在實驗室里。我長發(fā)披肩，青絲如水，卷曲動人。