聽美劇學英語- 破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季 第174期:最想要的生日禮物

So was that the worst party you've ever been to?

這是你去過最爛的派對嗎

That was the worst party anyone's ever been to.

是個人都會這么覺得吧

So with the webmaster, how was the sex?

跟網(wǎng)站大師搞上，那方面如何

Pretty good. But then he did that thing where he pretended he was going to choke me.

不錯啊。直到他跟我玩窒息式性愛，假裝想掐死我

When did guys start doing that?

男人什么時候開始玩這招了啊

I don't know, but if I knew that was his thing,

我不知道，早知道他會這么玩

I would've asked him to choke me at the party.

我真該叫他在派對上掐死我

How did you get rid of him? What did you say? Did you let him down gently?

你怎么幫我甩掉他的?你跟人家說了什么，有好好跟人說嗎

No, I told him to hit the pike. It's a one-night stand. Guys get that.

沒，我讓他有多遠滾多遠。反正就是一夜情嘛，男人懂的

So that's it? He wasn't upset?

就這樣嗎，他沒傷心嗎

Guys don't care. One-night stands-- they come, they go. Literally.

男人才不在乎。一夜情嘛，來完就走了。就是這么一回事

But what if he wants to see me again?

要是他以后想再續(xù)前緣怎么辦

Relax. It is not going to come back to haunt you.

別緊張啦。他才不會回來對你死纏爛打

Unless you start feeling an itch... Or a kick.

除非你感到生理有需要或肚里有動靜

Well, thanks for dumping him. And for the... I'm going to go ahead and call it a party.

謝謝你幫我甩了他。也謝謝你那...那個所謂的"派對"吧

I knew you wouldn't want me to use any of the cupcake money, and I was broke.

我知道你不會想我用咱們的開店基金，我自己又沒錢

So I guess I am your BFF-- your broke friend forever.

所以我現(xiàn)在算是你的超級死黨了吧，超級死窮鬼黨

Max, it really doesn't matter what you would've done.

麥克斯，其實什么派對都沒有用

The only thing I really wanted for my birthday was to see my father.

我唯一想要的生日禮物是見我老爸一面

And he's in prison, so that didn't happen.

而他又在牢里，所以沒戲

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