聽美劇學(xué)英語- 破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季 第91期:競選圣誕精靈

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There is nothing Christmas-y about this hallway.  這個(gè)走廊一點(diǎn)圣誕氣氛都沒有

It looks like the place Santa sends promiscuous elves to get the results of their S.T.D. test. 這里像是圣誕老人把濫交的精靈送來拿她們性病檢查結(jié)果的地方

Okay, that's the kind of comment that almost got us knocked out of the first round. 夠了，就是你這種言論，第一輪就害咱們差點(diǎn)被刷下去

You're lucky I edited your application.  還好有我?guī)湍?quot;美化"申請書

Why, what was so bad?  為什么，哪里有寫得不好啊

You requested to work in Santa's sex toy shop.  你申請去圣誕老人的性愛玩具店工作

Max, that's not even a thing.  麥克斯，這根本不存在

Tell that to my candy-cane-shaped vibrator.  這話跟我拐杖糖形狀的電動棒說去

Max!  麥克斯

I call it "Santa's big helper."  我稱它為"圣誕老人的神來之手"

Please try and get into the holiday spirit.  請努力有點(diǎn)節(jié)日精神好嗎

I know. If we get hired, we'll go right home and watch Miracle on 34th Street. 我想到了，如果我們應(yīng)聘成功，我們就馬上回家看《34街奇跡》吧

It'll be a miracle on 34th Street  如果我們能在這艘精靈運(yùn)奴船上

if we make it out of the bottom of this slave ship without elf scurvy. 成功下船而不染上精靈壞血病那才是真正的奇跡呢

Hi.  你好

I couldn't help but overhear you mention Miracle on 34th Street.  我不小心聽到你提到《34街奇跡》

That's my absolute favorite Christmas movie.  那是我最最喜歡的圣誕電影

Mine too!  我也是

My second favorite is it's a wonderful life. 我第二部喜歡的是《生活多美好》

Mine too!  我也是

I've got Schindler's List on Blu-Ray.  我有藍(lán)光的《辛德勒的名單》

Hi. I'm Mary. I'm Caroline. 你好，我叫瑪麗，我叫卡洛琳

Hi. I'm Mary.  你好，我叫瑪麗

It's cool. We don't need to talk.  沒關(guān)系，無須假客套

That's Max. She's kind of a Grinch about Christmas.  她是麥克斯，她挺討厭圣誕節(jié)

Oh, like my brother Patrick--  就像我哥哥派翠克

He's always teasing me about loving Christmas.  他總是恥笑我對圣誕節(jié)的熱愛

He calls me "Mary Christmas."  他總是稱我為"圣誕瑪麗"

Get it?  懂嗎

It's 'cause my name is Mary.  因?yàn)槲业拿纸鞋旣?/p>

I can't help it.  我就是無法控制

It's my favorite time of year.  這是我一年中最愛的時(shí)期

Mine too. Yo. 我也是。喂

Disconnect before it's too late.  現(xiàn)在斬?cái)噙€來得及

Don't be so cynical.  別這么憤世嫉俗嘛

Especially Christmas eve.  尤其在平安夜

It's an O'Brien family tradition.  這是我們奧勃良家族的傳統(tǒng)

All seven of my sisters and brothers--  我們七兄妹齊聚一堂

we line up on the staircase in our brand-new Christmas PJs and have our picture taken.  我們穿著全新的圣誕睡衣，在樓梯那站成一排然后合影留念

Bitch is 30.  那賤人三十歲了

It's my father.  是我爸

Hi, daddy. You'll never guess where I am right now-- applying for a job at Santaworld. 老爸，你肯定猜不到我現(xiàn)在在哪，我在應(yīng)征圣誕樂園的工作

No, it's not depressing at all.  不，一點(diǎn)兒也不凄慘啊

The man's in prison, and he thinks this is depressing.  連在牢的人都覺得這很凄慘

Oh. Are you sure?  你確定嗎

It's really not that far.  其實(shí)也不是很遠(yuǎn)啦

Okay. If that's what you want.  好吧，如果你已經(jīng)決定了

Call me on Thanksgiving. Love you.  記得在感恩節(jié)給我打電話，愛你哦

He thought about it and doesn't want me to come.  他想了想，還是不要我去了

He said he can't face having me see him in there.  他不想我看他在牢里的樣子

You okay? Fine. 你沒事吧？沒事

Quiet, please, people. I have an announcement.  各位請安靜，現(xiàn)在我來公布結(jié)果

Everyone in this corridor has been chosen to be an elf.  這走道里的所有人都成功入選成為精靈

Mazel.  真"恭喜"啊

Yay, we're elves.  好棒，我們是精靈了

Report to work at 3:00 A.M. the morning of Black Friday.  黑色星期五凌晨三點(diǎn)來報(bào)道

This is so exciting!  真讓人興奮不已

Okay, well... I'll see you both then. Okay, Mary. 那好，咱們到時(shí)候見啦。好的，瑪麗

Great, 3:00 A.M.-- you, me, and definitely-a-Virgin-Mary. 很好，凌晨三點(diǎn)，你，我，和一個(gè)老處女瑪麗