Morning!
早安
It's a beautiful day.
真是美好的一天
These shades belong down.
這些簾子的職責就是遮擋陽光
From now on think of me as a vampire
從現(xiàn)在開始 把我當作
without all the annoying marketing.
不用看我行銷的吸血鬼
Bad news.
壞消息
A pipe broke in the street so the water's off.
這街的水管壞了 所以今天斷水
Good news when I went out to get us two coffees
好消息是 我出去給咱倆買咖啡時
I spoke to Juan and Javier two city workers.
兩個市政工人 胡安和哈維爾告訴我
And they assured me the water'll be on no later than 3:00.
最晚下午三點 就會恢復供水
I also stopped at the health food store
我還去健康食品店
and got us a fresh squeezed juice to split.
給咱倆買了一杯鮮榨果汁來分著喝
It's ginger apple strawberry.
是生姜蘋果草莓味的哦
That was the name of the hooker
這屋子上一位租客的
who had this apartment before me.
賣淫藝名就是這個
What is this?
這是什么
From me.
我給你的
It says "Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed last night."
上面寫道 謝謝昨晚讓我睡你的床
I prefer my usual cash on the bedside table.
在我床頭柜上留點錢 我會更喜歡
When I went to the cute coffee place
我在那家可愛的咖啡店時
I spoke to the counter girl Nabulangi
我跟柜臺的女孩 娜不浪雞聊了會兒
If someone named Nabulangi is making an appearance
聽以名叫娜不浪雞的人開場的事情
in the first sentence I have to sit down.
請容我坐好再聽
And she said her manager'll be in at 11:00.
她說她的經(jīng)理十一點會來店里
So I thought I'd chanel it up
所以我想我得換上香奈兒
walk on over there
然后美美地走到那兒
introduce myself and your fabulous cupcakes.
介紹自己和你美味的小蛋糕
That's exactly what I was gonna do.
我"真"的有打算這么做呢
I'm just gonna go say good bye to Chestnut and get going.
我去跟栗寶道個別就走
You know having only one cute outfit
跟你說哦 只有一件見得人的衣服
takes hours off getting dressed.
省了好幾個小時的挑衣時間呢
Oh. That is a lot of fresh Brooklyn.
哇 外面好多新出爐的"布魯克林"
Morning Chestnut.
早安 栗寶
It's a beautiful
今天真是美好的...
No. Way.
不會吧
Look Chanel Number Two.
哇 屎奈兒
Tell me it's mud.
告訴我 這是泥
T tell me it's mud.
快告訴我 這是泥
It's mud?
不是屎嗎
What is that?
這是什么
A carrot?
胡蘿卜嗎
There's carrots in the mud?
泥里怎么會有胡蘿卜
There's no water.
沒水
Oh get it off me please.
幫我弄掉 拜托
Please do something.
幫幫我
Just get it off me get it off me.
快幫我弄掉 幫我弄干凈
Stop!
住手
This is dry clean only.
這衣服只能干洗
Max please please take me somewhere they have a hot shower
麥克斯 拜托 帶我去洗個熱水澡吧
I beg of you.
我求您了
Calm down it's just mud.
冷靜 不過是泥而已
Max please
麥克斯 求你了
Don't touch me!
別碰我