每天起床我們都要經(jīng)歷的18個(gè)階段

The struggle we all endure.

我們都要經(jīng)歷的痛苦掙扎……

1. Hearing that dreaded first alarm.

聽(tīng)見(jiàn)可怕的第一聲鬧鈴。

2. It really feels like you haven’t even slept.

真心覺(jué)得自己還沒(méi)開(kāi)始睡覺(jué)就要起床了。

3. You begin your first bit of exercise — hitting the snooze button.

你開(kāi)始熱身了——按下鬧鐘的小睡按鈕。

4. Then there is the all important first attempt at getting up out of bed. It really is too much effort.

接下來(lái)就是最重要的——第一次嘗試起床。艾瑪，太費(fèi)勁了!

5. And then deciding that you have expended all of your energy.

得出結(jié)論：精力已耗盡。

6. Realizing that you have now overslept and going into panic mode.

意識(shí)到自己睡過(guò)頭了，開(kāi)啟恐慌模式。

7. You rush out of bed in such a hurry that you undoubtedly run into something.

你急急忙忙從床上躍起，果斷撞上了什么東西。

8. Maybe “rush” is too strong of a word.

可能“躍起” 這個(gè)單詞不準(zhǔn)確，太強(qiáng)烈了...

9. You also make the all important call.

你也會(huì)打這些重要的電話(huà)。(我正在車(chē)上，5分鐘就到!很熟悉有木有...)

10. Now out of bed, you realize walking around tired is a lot like stumbling around drunk.

現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)下床了，但你發(fā)覺(jué)自己疲倦地游走很像酒后跌跌撞撞。

11. You finally turn on the light or open the blinds.

終于，你開(kāi)了燈或者打開(kāi)了百葉窗。

12. The thought, Who needs a life? I have my bed, crosses your mind at least once…

你腦海里至少浮現(xiàn)了一次這種想法：誰(shuí)需要生活?有我的床就夠了……

13. And despite it only being a few minutes, you already miss your pillow.

盡量只下床了幾分鐘，你已經(jīng)開(kāi)始想念自己的枕頭。

14. You’re also a ray of sunshine for anyone that has the pleasure of meeting you in the next hour.

對(duì)于在接下來(lái)的一個(gè)小時(shí)內(nèi)很榮幸見(jiàn)到你的人來(lái)說(shuō)，你就是一束陽(yáng)光呢。

15. And you begin to think that everyone seems far more awake and cheery than you, it’s almost unnatural…

你開(kāi)始覺(jué)得每個(gè)人好像都比你更清醒，更愉快，這太不科學(xué)了……

16. when you feel like this...

當(dāng)你有這種感覺(jué)……

17. Then you get coffee…

然后，你喝咖啡了……