聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)-摩登家庭第四季 第9集：因果報(bào)應(yīng)
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| 0:00:01.98, | Haley,hurry up! You are gonna be late. | 海莉 快點(diǎn)兒 你要遲到了 |
| 0:00:04.38, | Alex, what are you doing? | 艾麗克斯 你在干嘛 |
| 0:00:05.30, | I need to document Haley's first standard chain gang. | 我要記錄下海莉的第一次"鐵鏈勞役"行為 |
| 0:00:07.61, | It's not a chain gang. | 那不是鐵鏈勞役 |
| 0:00:08.78, | It's community service. And leave her a lone. | 那是社區(qū)服務(wù) 別煩她了 |
| 0:00:10.88, | She feels bad enough as it is. | 她心情已經(jīng)夠糟糕的了 |
| 0:00:12.57, | Okay, I'm torn. On one hand, I'm like, | 我快精神分裂了 一方面 我一想到 |
| 0:00:14.42, | Ugh, I have to pick up garbage all day. | 我得撿一整天垃圾 好煩 |
| 0:00:15.82, | And on the other hand, I'm like, | 但是另一方面 我又想著 |
| 0:00:17.40, | Look at me in orange. | 我穿這身橘紅色真好看 |
| 0:00:21.08, | Aw, that's cute. Send that to me. | 真漂亮 發(fā)給我 |
| 0:00:23.26, | Haley had a little run-in with the law in college. | 海莉在學(xué)校里犯了點(diǎn)法 |
| 0:00:26.15, | She was arrested for assaulting a police officer. | 她因襲警被捕 |
| 0:00:28.91, | Accidentally. I fell on him. | 純屬意外 我摔在他身上 |
| 0:00:31.02, | While evading arrest for underage drinking. | 當(dāng)時(shí)正因?yàn)榈妄g飲酒而逃避逮捕 |
| 0:00:32.83, | That was on purpose. | 那個(gè)是故意的 |
| 0:00:34.08, | They were very lenient with her. | 他們對(duì)她寬大處理 |
| 0:00:35.44, | She only has to do community service. | 現(xiàn)在她只需做一些社區(qū)服務(wù) |
| 0:00:36.92, | Because I do not have any priors. | 因?yàn)楸拘〗銢](méi)有前科哦 |
| 0:00:39.30, | Taking a little too much pride in that, sweetheart. | 你對(duì)此有點(diǎn)太得瑟了 寶貝女兒 |
| 0:00:42.34, | Things can get pretty rough out there. | 外面的世界非常危險(xiǎn) |
| 0:00:44.21, | I couldn't get my hands on any cigarettes. | 我實(shí)在弄不到香煙 |
| 0:00:46.27, | But I did make you a shiv out of an old knife. | 但我用一把舊小刀做成了一把尖刀 |
| 0:00:48.80, | You don't make a shiv out of a knife. | 你不可能用一把小刀做成一把尖刀 |
| 0:00:50.41, | Yeah, you make a shiv out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass. | 是啊 你可以用銹湯匙或者玻璃碎片做成尖刀 |
| 0:00:53.52, | Or a human femur. | 或者是人的股骨 |
| 0:00:54.63, | Exactly. Be creative. | 沒(méi)錯(cuò) 時(shí)刻保持創(chuàng)意 |
| 0:00:56.48, | It's really sweet of you, Luke, | 你真貼心 盧克 |
| 0:00:57.70, | But there's just gonna be a bunch of drunk drivers | 不過(guò)那里都是些酒駕司機(jī)和 |
| 0:00:59.42, | and vandalizers who were stupid enough to get caught. | 蠢到會(huì)被抓現(xiàn)行的"破壞者"而已 |
| 0:01:01.89, | Or stupid enough to use the word "Vandalizers." | 或者蠢到說(shuō)"破壞者"的人 |
| 0:01:06.62, | It's vandals. | 應(yīng)該說(shuō)"破壞分子" |
| 0:01:09.38, | I'm so alone. | 眾人皆蠢我獨(dú)聰 |
| 0:01:12.22, | They're gonna eat you alive, suburbia. | 他們會(huì)生吃了你 鄉(xiāng)巴佬們 |
| 0:01:25.74, | 第四季 第九集 | |
| 0:01:29.84, | Mitchell, we're back. | 米奇爾 我們回來(lái)了 |
| 0:01:31.22, | You are not going to believe this. | 你肯定會(huì)覺(jué)得難以置信 |
| 0:01:32.79, | Cam, do you remember why I didn't want you | 小卡 還記得我為什么不讓你 |
| 0:01:34.29, | to swap out the handles on Lily's dresser? | 把莉莉衣柜的把手拆掉嗎 |
| 0:01:36.00, | Because you lack a designer's eye and fear change? | 因?yàn)槟闳狈υO(shè)計(jì)者的眼光 而且害怕改變 |
| 0:01:38.10, | No. Because I was afraid two weeks would go by, | 不 是因?yàn)槲覔?dān)心兩星期之后 |
| 0:01:40.37, | and we'd still be using a spatula | 我們還在用小鏟子 |
| 0:01:41.61, | to get at Lily's clothes. | 來(lái)拿莉莉的衣服 |
| 0:01:43.42, | Okay, well, we have bigger issues. | 好吧 現(xiàn)在有個(gè)更嚴(yán)重的問(wèn)題 |
| 0:01:45.53, | Guess what they are cutting down at the park today? | 猜猜他們今天在公園里砍掉了什么 |
| 0:01:47.97, | - A tree? - Yes. How did you know that? | 樹(shù)嗎-對(duì) 你怎么知道 |
| 0:01:49.68, | I played a hunch. | 我"預(yù)感"超準(zhǔn) |
| 0:01:50.72, | Not just any tree, Tree-ona elmsly. | 不是普通的樹(shù) 而是那棵"歐娜樹(shù)" |
| 0:01:53.27, | Oh, no. That's terrible. That's our picnic tree. | 不是吧 太糟了 那可是我們野餐專(zhuān)用樹(shù)啊 |
| 0:01:56.44, | It's a nightmare. | 簡(jiǎn)直是噩夢(mèng) |
| 0:01:58.30, | Well, someone's picked up her daddy's gift for hyperbole. | 小姑娘遺傳了她老爸愛(ài)夸張的毛病哦 |
| 0:02:00.73, | They are literally chainsawing paradise | 他們要鋸掉一片天堂 |
| 0:02:02.64, | - to put up a parking lot. - Oh, it's too bad. | 來(lái)建一座停車(chē)場(chǎng)-太糟糕了 |
| 0:02:04.84, | We have to do something. | 我們得采取點(diǎn)措施 |
| 0:02:05.76, | Well, if we knew earlier, we could. | 如果我們?cè)琰c(diǎn)知道 是可以 |
| 0:02:07.19, | I blame myself. I've taken on too much. | 我很自責(zé) 我攬了太多事 |
| 0:02:10.43, | What exactly have you taken on? | 你攬了哪些事來(lái)著 |
| 0:02:11.87, | Are you kidding me? Teaching music? | 你開(kāi)什么玩笑 上音樂(lè)課 |
| 0:02:13.81, | This dresser handle project? My role in the musical? | 拆掉這個(gè)把手 出演音樂(lè)劇 |
| 0:02:16.48, | Oh, that. | 哎呀那個(gè)噢 |
| 0:02:17.82, | You know what? I don't like your tone. | 知道嗎 我不喜歡你的語(yǔ)氣 |
| 0:02:19.13, | The understudy's the most challenging role in any production. | 替角兒在任何演出中都最具挑戰(zhàn)性 |
| 0:02:22.25, | You have to be ready at a moment's notice | 你必須時(shí)刻準(zhǔn)備上場(chǎng) |
| 0:02:23.78, | to go on and face a disappointed audience | 去面對(duì)一群失望的觀眾 |
| 0:02:25.73, | who was there to see Kenny Van Heffington. | 他們本來(lái)是想看肯尼·范·海辛頓的 |
| 0:02:27.79, | Our insurance guy? | 那個(gè)賣(mài)保險(xiǎn)的嗎 |
| 0:02:28.91, | He's breathtaking. | 他的表演激動(dòng)人心 |
| 0:02:30.02, | Really?-Yeah,I hate him. | 是嗎-好吧 我恨他 |
| 0:02:32.08, | Anyway, what was I talking about? | 無(wú)所謂了 我剛剛在說(shuō)什么 |
| 0:02:33.46, | Putting new handles on the dresser. | 給衣柜裝上新把手 |
| 0:02:35.66, | Right. The tree. I have to do something. | 對(duì)了 樹(shù)的問(wèn)題 我得采取點(diǎn)措施 |
| 0:02:39.93, | I can't live like this. | 這樣的日子我過(guò)不下去了 |
| 0:02:46.60, | Manny, while we're young! | 曼尼 你再磨蹭我們就老了 |
| 0:02:48.34, | He doesn't want to go. | 他不想去 |
| 0:02:49.63, | That's why he's taking so long with the primping. | 所以他才精心打扮了這么長(zhǎng)時(shí)間 |
| 0:02:51.76, | A boy his age should do exactly zero primping. | 像他這么大的男孩子根本不該打扮 |
| 0:02:55.10, | You ready? | 你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎 |
| 0:02:56.02, | Not in the least. | 完全沒(méi)有 |
| 0:02:56.97, | That's the spirit. | 就該這樣 |
| 0:02:58.48, | This kid in my class, Doug Brooks, | 我班上有個(gè)同學(xué) 道格·布魯克斯 |
| 0:03:00.10, | has a sports-themed birthday party every year. | 每年都要舉辦運(yùn)動(dòng)主題的生日派對(duì) |
| 0:03:02.81, | All boys. All sports. All day. | 全是男生 全是運(yùn)動(dòng) 全天不停 |
| 0:03:05.93, | He calls it the Doug-lympics, | 他稱(chēng)之為"道林匹克" |
| 0:03:07.82, | which might make sense if he did it every four years, | 可那也得他每4年舉辦一次 |
| 0:03:10.60, | or if his name was Al. | 或者他名叫"奧"才說(shuō)得通啊 |
| 0:03:12.46, | Let's just say nothing about it works. | 我只能說(shuō) 一切都是狗屁不通 |
| 0:03:15.00, | Manny, it's a beautiful day outside. | 曼尼 今天天氣很好 |
| 0:03:17.08, | Go on. Enjoy your Dougy-lympics. | 去吧 享受你的道林匹克 |
| 0:03:19.04, | You don't have to win a medal. Just have fun. | 你不用非得贏獎(jiǎng)牌 找點(diǎn)兒樂(lè)子就行 |
| 0:03:21.75, | Doug finishes with the most medals no matter what. | 無(wú)論如何道格總會(huì)贏得最多的獎(jiǎng)牌 |
| 0:03:24.30, | Plus I think he only invites me | 而且我覺(jué)得他邀請(qǐng)我 |
| 0:03:25.70, | because he likes to match skin color to nation. | 只是因?yàn)樗矚g將膚色與國(guó)家聯(lián)系起來(lái) |
| 0:03:28.05, | I know that's why Alan Yan gets invited. | 艾倫·嚴(yán)就是因此才會(huì)被邀請(qǐng)的 |
| 0:03:29.83, | Okay, we get it. Sports isn't your thing. | 我們明白的 運(yùn)動(dòng)不是你的強(qiáng)項(xiàng) |
| 0:03:31.84, | But you gotta step out of your comfort zone sometime. | 但你有時(shí)候得走出自己的"舒適小世界" |
| 0:03:35.28, | And for god sake, | 看在老天爺?shù)姆萆?/span> |
| 0:03:36.52, | change out of those wingtips. | 把這雙尖頭鞋換了吧 |
| 0:03:37.76, | You're a kid. You're not Nixon on the beach. | 你還是個(gè)小孩子 不是沙灘上的尼克松 |
| 0:03:40.29, | Fine. I'll put on my sporty shoes. | 好吧 我去換"運(yùn)動(dòng)專(zhuān)用鞋" |
| 0:03:42.32, | Where are they? | 在哪兒來(lái)著 |
| 0:03:43.19, | They're still in the box. | 在鞋盒里尚未拆封 |
| 0:03:44.36, | And don't forget to take out the paper | 別忘了在你穿鞋子之前 |
| 0:03:45.95, | before you put them on, okay? | 把塞在里頭的紙拿出來(lái) 好嗎 |
| 0:03:47.64, | And they're called sneakers. | 而且那就叫運(yùn)動(dòng)鞋 |
| 0:03:52.36, | Hello, hello! | 大家好啊 |
| 0:03:54.79, | Hey, Gloria. So, ready to go? | 歌洛莉亞 準(zhǔn)備好出發(fā)了嗎 |
| 0:03:57.18, | Where?-Thought we were doing a Costco run. | 去哪兒-不是說(shuō)好了去逛好市多嗎 |
| 0:04:00.13, | Oh, I see what this is. | 我明白了 |
| 0:04:01.99, | You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady! | 你打電話(huà)叫克萊爾來(lái)照顧我這個(gè)傻瓜孕婦 |
| 0:04:05.41, | You're the one who called her. | 是你打電話(huà)給她的 |
| 0:04:07.10, | I did? | 我有嗎 |
| 0:04:08.25, | I called Claire. | 我打給克萊爾的 |
| 0:04:09.69, | Gloria needs watching. | 得有人看著歌洛莉亞 |
| 0:04:11.32, | She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain. | 她的孕期健忘癥很?chē)?yán)重 |
| 0:04:14.16, | Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge | 上周我在冰箱里找到一塊肥皂 |
| 0:04:16.84, | and a stick of butter in the shower. | 在浴室看到一塊黃油 |
| 0:04:18.66, | I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn. | 我洗完一整天渾身都是爆米花般的黃油味 |
| 0:04:22.19, | Better than the toast I ate. | 總比我吃的"肥皂吐司"強(qiáng) |
| 0:04:24.36, | Yet you ate the second piece. | 那你還吃了兩塊 |
| 0:04:26.89, | Jay! Bye-bye! We're leaving! | 杰 拜拜了 我們走了 |
| 0:04:29.81, | Seriously? I'm right here. | 不是吧你 我就站在這呢 |
| 0:04:37.66, | Duck! Duck! Come on and hit him, you little freak! | 下蹲 下蹲 揍他 你個(gè)小怪胎 |
| 0:04:41.61, | Talk about a big left hook. | 那也敢號(hào)稱(chēng)是左勾拳 |
| 0:04:43.64, | God, I love you. | 天吶 我愛(ài)你 |
| 0:04:44.91, | Phil in the blank! | 菲爾填空 |
| 0:04:45.56, | 菲爾和填同音 | |
| 0:04:45.79, | 比爾也有法案的意思 | |
| 0:04:45.79, | Bill of rights! | 比爾法案 |
| 0:04:47.02, | 音同Geriatric--衰老的 | |
| 0:04:47.02, | Jerry-atric! | 老杰瑞 |
| 0:04:48.85, | Alan's dad! | 艾倫他爹 |
| 0:04:50.72, | Hey, guys. Luke, you getting in there? | 伙計(jì)們 盧克 你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎 |
| 0:04:52.55, | Of course. | 當(dāng)然 |
| 0:04:53.62, | Look, I'm Mexico. Again. | 看吶 又讓我代表墨西哥隊(duì) |
| 0:04:57.00, | Does anybody care that I'm not from mexico? | 到底有沒(méi)有人在乎 我不是墨西哥來(lái)的 |
| 0:04:59.01, | You keep saying that, | 你總那么說(shuō) |
| 0:05:00.00, | but we've never seen a birth certificate. | 不過(guò)我們誰(shuí)也沒(méi)看過(guò)你的出生證明 |
| 0:05:01.74, | All right, look, I'll pick you up at 5:00. | 好了 我5點(diǎn)鐘會(huì)過(guò)來(lái)接你 |
| 0:05:03.38, | Knock yourself out. | 玩得"昏"天暗地吧 |
| 0:05:04.36, | Or better still, knock someone else out. | 或者更好的 拳擊場(chǎng)上把別人打"昏"吧 |
| 0:05:06.99, | Jay, where you headed? | 杰 你要去哪兒 |
| 0:05:07.75, | Why don't you stick around and grab a beer with the dads? | 你不如就在這里和其他當(dāng)?shù)暮缺【瓢?/span> |
| 0:05:09.57, | Oh, I don't really know those guys. | 我都不認(rèn)識(shí)這些人 |
| 0:05:10.83, | I think I'll just swing by the club, hit a few balls. | 我想我還是去趟俱樂(lè)部 打打球吧 |
| 0:05:12.73, | Well, come here. Let me introduce you around. | 來(lái)吧 我介紹你跟他們認(rèn)識(shí) |
| 0:05:14.81, | Hey, guys, | 嘿 伙計(jì)們 |
| 0:05:16.11, | This is Jay, my father-in-law. Manny's stepdad. | 這位是杰 我的岳父 曼尼的后爹 |
| 0:05:18.39, | Jello果凍 音同"杰" | |
| 0:05:18.39, | Hey, what's up, Jay-lo? | 你好嗎 "杰凍" |
| 0:05:19.67, | Okay, guys, I'll see you later. | 夠了伙計(jì)們 失陪了 |
| 0:05:21.40, | What's the matter, Jay? | 怎么了 杰 |
| 0:05:22.76, | Afraid to step outside your comfort zone? | 不敢踏出自己的"舒適小世界"嗎 |
| 0:05:24.56, | I will send you back to Mexico. | 我要把你遣返墨西哥 |
| 0:05:28.20, | I didn't really call you, did I? | 其實(shí)不是我叫你過(guò)來(lái)的 對(duì)吧 |
| 0:05:29.99, | No, my dad did. But I thought you knew. | 對(duì) 是我爸 不過(guò)我還以為你知道呢 |
| 0:05:32.96, | Ugh. I want to be so mad at him, | 我想對(duì)他大發(fā)雷霆 |
| 0:05:34.83, | but he's right. | 可他是對(duì)的 |
| 0:05:36.35, | I have two brains in my body, | 我現(xiàn)在身上有兩個(gè)腦袋 |
| 0:05:37.88, | but I've never been so dumb. | 卻史無(wú)前例得傻 |
| 0:05:39.38, | It happens. I get it. | 正常 我理解你 |
| 0:05:40.47, | You have another human being inside of you, | 你身體里還有另外一個(gè)人 |
| 0:05:42.46, | competing for resources. | 跟你爭(zhēng)奪營(yíng)養(yǎng) |
| 0:05:44.05, | Look, when I was pregnant with Alex, | 當(dāng)年我懷艾麗克斯的時(shí)候 |
| 0:05:45.64, | I could barely remember my name. | 我連自己叫什么都記不住 |
| 0:05:47.05, | Same with Haley and Luke? | 懷海莉和盧克的時(shí)候也這樣嗎 |
| 0:05:48.73, | Mm, not so much. | 沒(méi)那么嚴(yán)重 |
| 0:05:49.88, | They kind of just hung out in there, let me do my thing. | 他們好像就在里面閑著似的 隨便我做什么 |
| 0:05:52.56, | Thank you for understanding. | 謝謝你理解我 |
| 0:05:54.18, | I'm glad that you came. | 你過(guò)來(lái)我真高興 |
| 0:05:56.12, | It will help me not to forget stuff. | 有助于避免我忘了什么事兒 |
| 0:05:58.32, | I'm glad I can help out. I-- | 我也很高興能幫上忙 我... |
| 0:06:01.16, | Why didn't you stop first?! | 你為什么不先停車(chē) |
| 0:06:04.71, | Where's daddy? | 大爸在哪兒 |
| 0:06:06.08, | I don't know, sweetie. | 我不知道 親愛(ài)的 |
| 0:06:07.03, | He said to meet him by Tree-ona. | 他告訴我在歐娜樹(shù)那里見(jiàn) |
| 0:06:08.48, | Mitchell! Lily! | 米奇爾 莉莉 |
| 0:06:09.72, | Where is he? | 他在哪兒 |
| 0:06:10.70, | Up here! Look up here! | 上面 往上看 |
| 0:06:12.51, | Cam, what are you doing up there? | 小卡 你在上面干嘛 |
| 0:06:14.46, | I came down to say good bye to the tree, | 我本來(lái)想過(guò)來(lái)和這棵樹(shù)道別 |
| 0:06:16.06, | give it one final hug, | 給它最后一個(gè)擁抱 |
| 0:06:17.07, | and before I knew it, I was up here. | 不知道怎么 就上來(lái)了 |
| 0:06:19.21, | When you say "One final hug"... | 你剛說(shuō)"最后一個(gè)擁抱"其實(shí)是... |
| 0:06:21.22, | If I'm occupying the tree, they can't cut it down. | 要是我占住這棵樹(shù) 他們就不會(huì)砍它了 |
| 0:06:23.60, | I googled it. It's a thing. | 我谷歌了一下 是真的 |
| 0:06:25.28, | Okay, Lily, see, this is a nightmare. | 莉莉 你看 這就是個(gè)噩夢(mèng) |
| 0:06:27.47, | Tell me about it. | 那還用你說(shuō) |
| 0:06:29.69, | You know what? You're a list-maker, a planner. | 說(shuō)實(shí)話(huà) 你喜歡列好要做的事 提前規(guī)劃 |
| 0:06:32.82, | I'm a doer and an action taker! | 我是踐行者和實(shí)干家 |
| 0:06:35.57, | Sean Penn would play me in a movie about this, | 如果他們拍這種電影 會(huì)找西恩·潘演我 |
| 0:06:37.82, | or Anne Hathaway, if they wanted a female-driven vehicle. | 如果他們想拍女性題材的 會(huì)找安妮·海瑟薇 |
| 0:06:40.64, | And who would play your long-suffering partner? | 那會(huì)找誰(shuí)扮演你飽受折磨的伴侶呢 |
| 0:06:42.52, | Julianne Moore, either way. | 朱莉安·摩爾 兩種都是她 |
| 0:06:43.91, | I would totally see that. I would. | 我能看出來(lái) 我能 我知道 |
| 0:06:45.70, | Hey! My supervisor wants to know | 你好 我領(lǐng)導(dǎo)想知道 |
| 0:06:48.06, | if you have a history of mental illness. | 你有沒(méi)有精神病史 |
| 0:06:49.86, | No, sir, I do not. | 沒(méi)有 先生 我沒(méi)有 |
| 0:06:59.82, | All right, Cam, let's hear. What's the plan? | 好了 小卡 說(shuō)來(lái)聽(tīng)聽(tīng) 有什么計(jì)劃 |
| 0:07:01.34, | I don't know. I'm sort of making it up as I go. | 我不知道 我是走一步看一步 |
| 0:07:03.82, | Are you sure you wanna do this? | 你確定你想要這么做 |
| 0:07:05.29, | Yes. I've never been more sure about anything in my life. | 我這輩子從來(lái)沒(méi)對(duì)什么事這么確定過(guò) |
| 0:07:08.19, | We need to teach our daughter the value of taking a stand, | 我們得教會(huì)女兒樹(shù)立堅(jiān)定立場(chǎng)的價(jià)值 |
| 0:07:11.66, | no matter the sacrifice! | 無(wú)論付出什么代價(jià) |
| 0:07:15.21, | Hello? | 喂 |
| 0:07:18.07, | Done. I'll be right there . | 好的 我立刻就來(lái) |
| 0:07:20.87, | Mitchell, you need to get up here. I have to go. | 米奇爾 你得上樹(shù)來(lái) 我得走了 |
| 0:07:22.60, | Excuse me? | 什么 |
| 0:07:23.31, | That was my theater troupe. An actor's sick. | 是我們歌劇團(tuán)打來(lái)的 有個(gè)演員病了 |
| 0:07:24.78, | I have to go and do the matinee. | 我得過(guò)去 頂一場(chǎng)日?qǐng)鲅莩?/span> |
| 0:07:25.99, | What happened to showing Lily the value of taking a stand? | 不是說(shuō)要教莉莉樹(shù)立堅(jiān)定的立場(chǎng)嗎 |
| 0:07:28.50, | It's the lead. | 那可是個(gè)主角 |
| 0:07:30.06, | It's also important to show her the value | 向她展現(xiàn)一個(gè)人信守承諾 |
| 0:07:32.14, | of honoring one's commitments. | 也是非常重要的 |
| 0:07:33.81, | And in this case, my commitment preceded my stand! | 這種情況下 我的承諾優(yōu)先于我的立場(chǎng) |
| 0:07:36.39, | This is so you, Cam. | 真是你的一貫作風(fēng) 小卡 |
| 0:07:37.93, | You start something, and then you expect me to finish it. | 你發(fā)起一件事 卻總指望我替你收?qǐng)?/span> |
| 0:07:40.64, | So you're not coming up here? | 所以你是不會(huì)上來(lái)的是嗎 |
| 0:07:41.67, | No! No, I'm not. Come on. | 不 我才不 走吧 |
| 0:07:44.23, | Mitchell? | 米奇爾 |
| 0:07:45.63, | Where were we the first day Lily rolled over? | 莉莉第一次翻身那天我們?cè)谀膬?/span> |
| 0:07:47.95, | Under this tree. | 在這棵樹(shù)下 |
| 0:07:49.10, | Where is home base when we play hide-and-go-seek? | 我們第一次玩藏貓貓的大本部在哪兒 |
| 0:07:51.78, | Under this tree. | 在這棵樹(shù)下 |
| 0:07:52.79, | And where did we take shelter | 還有 在危險(xiǎn)的暴雨閃電中 |
| 0:07:53.95, | during that dangerous lightning storm? | 我們的避難所在哪兒 |
| 0:07:56.15, | Wasn't a good idea, but it was under this tree. | 雖然那不是個(gè)好主意 不過(guò)是在這棵樹(shù)下 |
| 0:07:59.26, | Daddy, you've got to save the tree! | 爹地 你一定要救救這棵樹(shù) |
| 0:08:02.02, | Yeah, daddy, you have to save the tree! | 是啊 爹地 你得救救這棵樹(shù) |
| 0:08:03.95, | Okay, okay. | 行 好吧 |
| 0:08:04.46, | But you get back here the second you are done. | 但你完事以后立馬給我回來(lái) |
| 0:08:06.89, | Well, I can't very well turn away fans that come backstage. | 我不擅長(zhǎng)拒絕那些沖到后臺(tái)求簽名的粉絲 |
| 0:08:09.19, | The second! | 立馬回來(lái) |
| 0:08:18.34, | Last summer, my sister took a totally humiliating photo of me. | 去年夏天 我姐拍了一張我的大糗照 |
| 0:08:25.04, | Haley, that's not funny! | 海莉 這不好笑 |
| 0:08:26.68, | Then she posted it to Facebook | 她把照片發(fā)到了Facebook上 |
| 0:08:28.16, | and refused to take it down. | 并且拒絕刪掉 |
| 0:08:30.07, | It got 873 likes. | 有873個(gè)人贊 |
| 0:08:32.53, | Meanwhile, there's not one embarrassing photo of Haley. | 與此同時(shí) 我卻一張海莉的糗照都沒(méi)有 |
| 0:08:36.40, | Even her mug shots were cute. | 連她的犯罪照都很漂亮 |
| 0:08:39.53, | Today, I get my revenge. | 今天 我要報(bào)仇雪恨 |
| 0:08:42.48, | One photo of Haley, dirty, sweaty, | 拍一張海莉臟兮兮 汗淋淋 |
| 0:08:44.37, | picking up trash like a criminal. | 像罪犯一樣撿垃圾的照片 |
| 0:08:46.79, | It'll be my finest moment. | 那會(huì)成為我最得意的時(shí)刻 |
| 0:08:49.23, | In a few years, I hope to have some more friends | 我希望自己能在近幾年內(nèi)多交些朋友 |
| 0:08:50.81, | and not have time for this kind of stuff. | 別再閑到干這種事的地步 |
| 0:08:56.61, | Okay. Hey. | 我回來(lái)了 |
| 0:08:57.66, | Where did you go? | 你去哪了 |
| 0:08:58.56, | To get a sweatshirt. | 去拿了件運(yùn)動(dòng)衫 |
| 0:08:59.45, | We've been standing in the frozen food aisle for half an hour. | 我們已經(jīng)在速凍食品區(qū)站了半個(gè)小時(shí)了 |
| 0:09:01.96, | I need something frozen. | 我要買(mǎi)速凍食品 |
| 0:09:03.60, | Right. What? | 好 買(mǎi)哪個(gè) |
| 0:09:05.41, | I don't know. I just wrote the word "frozen." | 不知道 我只寫(xiě)了一個(gè)"凍"字 |
| 0:09:08.41, | Okay. Uh, let's think. | 好吧 好好想想 |
| 0:09:10.00, | Peas. Ice cream. Pizza. Waffles. | 豌豆 冰激凌 凍比薩餅還是華夫餅 |
| 0:09:12.32, | Wait a minute. | 等一下 |
| 0:09:13.93, | It says "dozen." I need the eggs! | 我寫(xiě)的是"打"字 我要買(mǎi)的是雞蛋 |
| 0:09:16.09, | Ah, the eggs. Okay. | 是雞蛋啊 好 |
| 0:09:18.17, | Ay, no, on the other side. | 不對(duì) 在另一邊 |
| 0:09:20.07, | Oh, god. I-I'll get the carts. | 老天 我 我來(lái)推車(chē) |
| 0:09:21.83, | So that's... Oh, sorry. | 真是... 抱歉 |
| 0:09:24.05, | That's... That's me. That's me. I got it. | 那輛也是我的 是我的 我抓住了 |
| 0:09:29.39, | Come on, guys! You're killing us! | 加把勁 伙計(jì)們 我們快頂不住了 |
| 0:09:31.03, | Where the heck is Mexico? | 墨西哥小子跑哪去了 |
| 0:09:32.88, | Good news, gentlemen! I found another rope. | 好消息 先生們 我又找到一根繩子 |
| 0:09:35.09, | If we double-dutch, everyone wins. | 我們可以玩跳雙繩 大家雙贏多好 |
| 0:09:38.74, | Okay, hold still... | 好 別動(dòng) |
| 0:09:40.40, | And wait for it... | 等一下 |
| 0:09:41.96, | This is what you'd look like fat and bald. | 來(lái)瞧瞧你發(fā)胖加禿頂以后的樣子 |
| 0:09:46.01, | On my phone, that app's called a camera. | 我自拍一張 不裝那個(gè)應(yīng)用也是這樣的效果 |
| 0:09:48.01, | Bill, don't do that to yourself. | 比爾 別這么妄自菲薄 |
| 0:09:49.61, | Let me tell you something. Ellen is one lucky woman. | 告訴你吧 艾琳是個(gè)幸運(yùn)的女人 |
| 0:09:54.00, | Why is that funny? | 這有什么好笑的 |
| 0:09:54.73, | Because she's married to Jerry. | 因?yàn)樗瞎墙苋鸲皇潜葼?/span> |
| 0:09:58.18, | Jay, you got any good apps? | 杰 你手機(jī)里有什么好玩的應(yīng)用 |
| 0:09:59.60, | I don't know. I got call waiting. Is that an app? | 不知道 我有呼叫等待功能 那算嗎 |
| 0:10:02.95, | You guys laugh a lot, huh? | 你們很愛(ài)笑 是吧 |
| 0:10:04.40, | Jay's a little technologically challenged. | 杰對(duì)電子產(chǎn)品不太在行 |
| 0:10:06.40, | From a guy who can't drive a stick. | 你個(gè)不會(huì)開(kāi)手動(dòng)擋車(chē)的人還敢說(shuō)我 |
| 0:10:08.20, | - What? - You can't? | 什么-你真不會(huì)嗎 |
| 0:10:09.11, | Well... he called me to rescue him one time. | 有一次他打電話(huà)叫我去營(yíng)救他 |
| 0:10:11.26, | He got stuck on a hill. He was afraid to let go of the clutch. | 他停在一個(gè)坡上 不敢松離合器 |
| 0:10:14.47, | By the time I got there, | 我趕到的時(shí)候 |
| 0:10:15.72, | traffic's backed up half a mile, | 他后面排了半英里長(zhǎng)的車(chē)隊(duì) |
| 0:10:17.40, | everybody's yelling at him. He's in tears. | 所有人都在沖他嚷嚷 他急得直哭 |
| 0:10:19.70, | Not tears. Maybe sweat. | 我沒(méi)哭 是出的汗 |
| 0:10:21.53, | Yeah, sweatin' out your eyes. | 是 他眼睛出了汗 |
| 0:10:29.39, | I had about ten pretty bad pictures of Haley. | 我拍到了差不多10張海莉的糗照 |
| 0:10:31.92, | I could have quit right there, | 我本可以就此收手 |
| 0:10:33.18, | but I'm a perfectionist. | 但我是個(gè)完美主義者 |
| 0:10:35.09, | I thought, | 我琢磨著 |
| 0:10:36.25, | I could do better. She could look worse. | 我能做得更好 我會(huì)拍到更難看的 |
| 0:10:41.77, | Oh, my god. | 天吶 |
| 0:10:47.13, | All right, pal. | 行了 哥們 |
| 0:10:48.39, | Come down from the tree. | 從樹(shù)上下來(lái)吧 |
| 0:10:49.43, | Sorry, can't do that. | 抱歉 我做不到 |
| 0:10:51.52, | Come down before we pull you down. | 再不下來(lái)我們就把你拽下來(lái) |
| 0:10:53.20, | W--hey. Ease up. | 淡定 別動(dòng)粗 |
| 0:10:55.29, | What's the problem? | 有什么問(wèn)題 |
| 0:10:56.09, | Look, I don't want to be up here. | 聽(tīng)著 我也不想呆在樹(shù)上 |
| 0:10:57.67, | You know? But this is my daughter's favorite tree. | 懂嗎 但這是我女兒最心愛(ài)的一棵樹(shù) |
| 0:11:00.06, | And my partner-- he's all up in arms | 我家男人 他也竭力反對(duì) |
| 0:11:01.44, | about them cutting it down, so... | 他們把樹(shù)砍掉 所以... |
| 0:11:03.03, | Well, if your partner's so worked up, why isn't he here? | 你男人既然那么熱衷 他為什么沒(méi)來(lái) |
| 0:11:05.18, | Oh, well, that's a very good question. | 你這問(wèn)題問(wèn)得真好 |
| 0:11:07.23, | It's because he starts things, and he doesn't finish them, | 那是因?yàn)樗?xí)慣了做事有始無(wú)終 |
| 0:11:09.35, | so then I have to. | 所以我就要替他收?qǐng)?/span> |
| 0:11:10.48, | Just like my wife. | 跟我老婆一模一樣 |
| 0:11:11.79, | You know, my therapist would say we're "enabling" them. | 我的心理醫(yī)生會(huì)說(shuō)我們這樣是在縱容他們 |
| 0:11:14.70, | You and your therapist. | 又是你的心理醫(yī)生 |
| 0:11:16.03, | I wouldn't have to see him if you hadn't shot that guy. | 要不是你槍擊了那家伙 我也不用去看心理醫(yī)生啊 |
| 0:11:18.49, | Aw, that again? | 不是吧 又來(lái) |
| 0:11:19.96, | Look, let's just spray him with the fire hose. | 我們用消防水管把他噴下來(lái)得了 |
| 0:11:21.64, | You're not helping, Terry. | 你只會(huì)越幫越忙 泰瑞 |
| 0:11:23.65, | It's not your fight. | 那不是你的"戰(zhàn)斗" |
| 0:11:25.80, | So why don't you do us a favor, | 所以你何不給我們個(gè)面子 |
| 0:11:27.06, | and come on down? | 從樹(shù)上下來(lái)吧 |
| 0:11:28.05, | Because he's right, all right? | 因?yàn)樗菍?duì)的 懂嗎 |
| 0:11:29.73, | That's the frustrating part. | 那是最讓我無(wú)奈的 |
| 0:11:31.13, | I-I've been sitting up here these past few hours, | 我在這上面坐了幾個(gè)小時(shí)了 |
| 0:11:33.70, | and... this tree is beautiful, okay? | 而且 這棵樹(shù)很漂亮 好嗎 |
| 0:11:36.72, | And I-I can hear the squirrels dancing through the branches, | 我能聽(tīng)到小松鼠們?cè)跇?shù)枝間穿梭的聲音 |
| 0:11:40.54, | you know, chasing each other, | 他們追逐嬉戲 |
| 0:11:42.11, | no idea what's about to happen. | 全然不知這樂(lè)園要被摧毀了 |
| 0:11:43.55, | You know, this isn't just a tree. | 你知道嗎 這不只是一棵樹(shù) |
| 0:11:45.91, | This is a home. | 而是一個(gè)家園 |
| 0:11:47.07, | Yeah, to, like, a hundred rats. | 沒(méi)錯(cuò) 一大家子老鼠的家園 |
| 0:11:49.55, | They're all over this thing. | 樹(shù)上到處都是老鼠 |
| 0:11:51.04, | Well, that changes nothing. | 你說(shuō)什么都沒(méi)有用 |
| 0:11:52.27, | I will wait you guys out all night if I have to. | 要是有必要 我會(huì)在這跟你們耗一晚上 |
| 0:11:54.80, | Cam, you got 20 minutes, | 小卡 給你20分鐘 |
| 0:11:55.81, | and I'm out of this tree. | 再不回來(lái)我就下去了 |
| 0:11:58.48, | Terry, you wanna get ready with that hose? | 泰瑞 去把消防水管準(zhǔn)備好吧 |
| 0:12:01.05, | So Alex comes home from school the other day, | 有一天艾麗克斯放學(xué)回來(lái) |
| 0:12:02.92, | and she said the teacher didn't know what she was talking about, | 跟我說(shuō)她老師聽(tīng)不懂她說(shuō)的話(huà) |
| 0:12:04.95, | when in reality, I don't think that-- | 但實(shí)際上 我不覺(jué)得... |
| 0:12:08.74, | You almost just cut my head off. | 你差點(diǎn)把我的頭砍下來(lái) |
| 0:12:09.89, | You gotta focus. | 你得注意點(diǎn) |
| 0:12:10.89, | I am sorry. After all that, I forgot the eggs! | 對(duì)不起 到頭來(lái) 我還是忘了買(mǎi)雞蛋 |
| 0:12:14.10, | - Excuse me. - Yeah, hang on one second. | 打擾一下-你等會(huì)兒 |
| 0:12:15.87, | Listen, this is not just your pregnancy. | 聽(tīng)我說(shuō) 你犯傻不只是因?yàn)閼言?/span> |
| 0:12:18.25, | You are purposely turning your brain off. | 你這是故意讓你的大腦停工 |
| 0:12:19.72, | You have to at least try to pay attention. | 你至少得有意識(shí)地稍微注意一點(diǎn) |
| 0:12:21.70, | - Ma'am? - Yeah. | 女士-怎么 |
| 0:12:22.55, | Do you have a receipt for that sweatshirt? | 你有這件運(yùn)動(dòng)衫的收據(jù)嗎 |
| 0:12:24.00, | Oh, shoot. | 糟糕 |
| 0:12:25.43, | I'm gonna need you to come back into the store. | 你得跟我回商場(chǎng)一趟 |
| 0:12:26.77, | Oh, no. No, it's--I forgot I was wearing it. | 不 不 我只是忘了我還穿著它了 |
| 0:12:28.57, | It's no big deal. Here. | 沒(méi)什么要緊的 給你 |
| 0:12:29.23, | Ma'am. The store. | 女士 跟我回商場(chǎng) |
| 0:12:31.07, | Are you kidding me? | 別開(kāi)玩笑了 |
| 0:12:32.42, | I didn't try to steal a sweatshirt! | 我真沒(méi)想偷這運(yùn)動(dòng)衫 |
| 0:12:34.00, | Sir, I'm a mom. | 先生 我可是位母親 |
| 0:12:35.65, | Gloria, help me out. | 歌洛莉亞 幫幫我 |
| 0:12:36.73, | Listen, Mr. Policeman, | 聽(tīng)好了 警察先生 |
| 0:12:38.31, | If we wanted to steal it, | 我們真要偷 |
| 0:12:39.84, | You wouldn't even know that it was gone! | 你壓根不可能發(fā)覺(jué)它不見(jiàn)了 |
| 0:12:41.75, | Yeah, okay. That's not helping. | 行了 你這是幫倒忙 |
| 0:12:59.73, | Oh, my god! A gold bracelet! | 天吶 一只金手鐲 |
| 0:13:01.68, | Hey, can we keep what we find? | 撿到的東西能歸我們嗎 |
| 0:13:04.97, | Unbelievable. | 無(wú)語(yǔ)了 |
| 0:13:10.20, | Really? | 不是吧 |
| 0:13:18.37, | Gentlemen, you wanna know about | 先生們 你們想知道 |
| 0:13:19.81, | the real ultimate frisbee? | 什么是真正的飛盤(pán)比賽嗎 |
| 0:13:21.23, | Walk with one balanced on your head for 50 meters. | 頭頂著飛盤(pán)走50米不讓它掉下來(lái) |
| 0:13:23.59, | It is a measure of poise, balance, and posture. | 它需要你的姿勢(shì) 平衡和體態(tài) |
| 0:13:26.33, | Let's just whip the frisbees at each other as hard as we can | 我們就盡可能用力地相互扔飛盤(pán)吧 |
| 0:13:28.92, | and see who quits first. | 看誰(shuí)第一個(gè)退出 |
| 0:13:30.23, | Frisbee smash. | 飛盤(pán)大戰(zhàn) |
| 0:13:31.87, | Awesome! Let's go! | 酷斃了 開(kāi)始吧 |
| 0:13:33.72, | Oh, my god, I'm Sisyphus. | 天吶 我苦命得和西西弗似的 |
| 0:13:33.86, | [西西弗 科林斯國(guó)的暴君 | 死后入地獄被罰做永無(wú)休止的推巨石苦工] |
| 0:13:35.29, | A big one! | 大苦逼 |
| 0:13:38.00, | So he's out in our yard and he's got a boombox... | 他當(dāng)時(shí)在我家院子 提了個(gè)錄放機(jī) |
| 0:13:41.22, | What's the name of that movie with the boombox? | 那個(gè)提錄放機(jī)情節(jié)的電影叫什么來(lái)著 |
| 0:13:43.00, | - Oh, "Say anything." - With John Mahoney. | 《情到深處》-約翰·馬奧尼演的 |
| 0:13:45.11, | So anyway, he's out there, | 總之 他就站在那兒 |
| 0:13:46.35, | And he's begging Claire for forgiveness. | 懇請(qǐng)克萊爾原諒他 |
| 0:13:48.45, | She's still mad at him. She won't have any of it. | 但她還在氣頭上 完全聽(tīng)不進(jìn)去 |
| 0:13:51.40, | So he turns it up full-blast, | 然后他把音量開(kāi)到最大 |
| 0:13:53.63, | And it's Olivia Newton-John. | 放的竟然是奧莉維亞·紐頓-約翰的歌 |
| 0:13:56.41, | 原歌名叫《Let's Get Physical》 | |
| 0:13:56.68, | And he starts singing, "Let's get Phil-sical"! | 他就開(kāi)始唱《讓我們一起"菲動(dòng)"》 |
| 0:14:00.96, | It was an inside joke. | 那是個(gè)小范圍的內(nèi)部笑話(huà) |
| 0:14:02.49, | Well, not anymore! | 不再是嘍 |
| 0:14:04.48, | Okay, enough with the funny Phil stories. | 行啦 開(kāi)心果菲爾的故事就到此為止吧 |
| 0:14:06.13, | No, but I haven't even gotten to the best part yet. | 別啊 我還沒(méi)說(shuō)到最精彩的地方呢 |
| 0:14:07.62, | So he's doing his little dance, and I can't take it anymore, | 他還載歌載舞 我當(dāng)時(shí)真心看不下去了 |
| 0:14:10.38, | So I nail him with the sprinklers! | 就對(duì)準(zhǔn)他開(kāi)了灑水器 |
| 0:14:13.22, | Yep, and you also shorted out my boombox, | 是啊 你還把我的錄放機(jī)搞短路了 |
| 0:14:15.33, | which you said you'd replace and you never did. | 你當(dāng)時(shí)說(shuō)會(huì)賠我一個(gè) 到現(xiàn)在也沒(méi)影 |
| 0:14:17.19, | I never said that! | 我肯定沒(méi)那樣說(shuō)過(guò) |
| 0:14:18.22, | Yes, you did. You still owe me one boombox, | 你真說(shuō)過(guò) 你現(xiàn)在還欠我個(gè)錄放機(jī) |
| 0:14:20.02, | 12 "D" batteries, | 12節(jié)D型電池 |
| 0:14:20.87, | and an Olivia Newton-John cassingle. | 和一盒奧莉維亞·紐頓-約翰磁帶 |
| 0:14:23.36, | Okay, uh... | 好吧 那... |
| 0:14:25.65, | Why don't we settle it in the ring? | 我們?cè)谌瓝魣?chǎng)里解決這事吧 |
| 0:14:27.47, | We get in there, | 我們?nèi)ツ禽^量 |
| 0:14:28.79, | and if you beat me, I'll buy you any boombox you want. | 如果你贏了 要什么錄放機(jī)我都給你買(mǎi) |
| 0:14:31.70, | If I beat you, | 如果我贏了 |
| 0:14:33.04, | then you've gotta do your little dance for everyone. | 你就得在大家面前跳那舞 |
| 0:14:37.19, | I'm in. | 我應(yīng)戰(zhàn) |
| 0:14:38.62, | Let's get Phil-sical. | 我們"菲動(dòng)"起來(lái) |
| 0:14:41.42, | I wasn't worried. I'd boxed in the navy. | 我一點(diǎn)都不擔(dān)心 當(dāng)海軍時(shí)我打過(guò)拳擊 |
| 0:14:44.45, | And it was Phil. | 而且對(duì)手是菲爾 |
| 0:14:45.71, | And here's something I thought I'd never say-- | 我從沒(méi)想到我會(huì)說(shuō)這種話(huà) |
| 0:14:48.07, | I'd rather box my daughter's husband than my son's. | 我寧愿和我女婿打 也不愿和我"兒婿"打 |
| 0:15:03.33, | I may have been holding on to a tiny bit of anger towards Jay. | 或許對(duì)杰 我一直醞釀著一絲絲怒氣 |
| 0:15:07.29, | I scooped ice cream all summer for that boombox! | 我賣(mài)了整整一夏天的冰淇淋才買(mǎi)了那臺(tái)錄放機(jī) |
| 0:15:17.56, | Excuse me. Pardon me. We're here! | 不好意思 讓一讓 我們來(lái)了 |
| 0:15:19.84, | We came as fast as we could! | 我們緊趕著到了 |
| 0:15:21.48, | You couldn't change? | 你就不能換身衣服嗎 |
| 0:15:22.65, | You said come right away! | 不是你說(shuō)立馬過(guò)來(lái)嗎 |
| 0:15:24.93, | Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen! | 打擾一下 女士們先生們 |
| 0:15:26.91, | Oakwood Rep's production of "Cats"! | 奧克伍德劇院出品的音樂(lè)劇《貓》 |
| 0:15:29.10, | Make sure you catch it this week. | 確保這周不要錯(cuò)過(guò)哦 |
| 0:15:30.38, | Word on the street is the understudy steals the show! | 小道消息都說(shuō)替角兒在里面大出風(fēng)頭了呢 |
| 0:15:34.92, | Mitchell, I get two more shows! | 米奇爾 我又獲得了兩個(gè)表演機(jī)會(huì) |
| 0:15:36.28, | Kenny Van Heffington's toenail is infected! | 多虧肯尼·范·海辛頓的腳趾甲感染了 |
| 0:15:38.62, | Just get up here, all right? | 趕緊上來(lái) 好嗎 |
| 0:15:39.86, | The crew has to leave at dark, | 工作人員天黑才走 |
| 0:15:41.27, | so you have until then. | 所以你得堅(jiān)持到那時(shí)候 |
| 0:15:43.53, | Easy peasy. | 小菜一碟 |
| 0:15:44.83, | Sweetie, tell daddy what you thought of my performance. | 寶貝 跟二爸說(shuō)你覺(jué)得我的表演怎么樣 |
| 0:15:47.08, | Transcendent. | 出類(lèi)拔萃 |
| 0:15:48.58, | Oh, jeez. | 我的天 |
| 0:15:50.17, | Is this sap? | 是樹(shù)液?jiǎn)?/span> |
| 0:15:53.78, | Why would I buy hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise | 我都買(mǎi)了幾百美元的商品了 |
| 0:15:56.37, | and then steal a $20 sweatshirt? | 為什么還要偷件20美元的運(yùn)動(dòng)衫 |
| 0:15:58.11, | I don't know. Maybe you do it for the thrill. | 我不知道 或許你是要找刺激 |
| 0:16:01.76, | I know your type. | 你這類(lèi)人我見(jiàn)得多了 |
| 0:16:02.87, | You're a bored housewife, drives a minivan, | 無(wú)聊的家庭主婦 開(kāi)輛小面包 |
| 0:16:05.22, | husband spends a little too much time online. | 丈夫沉迷網(wǎng)絡(luò) |
| 0:16:07.27, | Got a couple of kids, a college degree you don't use. | 有兩個(gè)孩子 和一個(gè)派不上用場(chǎng)的大學(xué)文憑 |
| 0:16:09.91, | You could not be more wrong. | 你錯(cuò)得太離譜了 |
| 0:16:11.36, | Yes. She has three kids. | 沒(méi)錯(cuò) 她有仨孩子呢 |
| 0:16:13.05, | Okay, no. No, no. | 行了 不 不用了 |
| 0:16:14.01, | No, no. No, that's not helping. | 不 不 不用了 你別幫倒忙了 |
| 0:16:16.33, | Look, as I said before, it was an accident. | 聽(tīng)著 我已經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)了 那純屬意外 |
| 0:16:18.95, | Heard it a thousand times. | 你這種話(huà)我聽(tīng)過(guò)不下千遍了 |
| 0:16:21.07, | Grandmothers, businessmen, honor students-- | 老奶奶 商人 資優(yōu)生 |
| 0:16:23.64, | They all say the same thing-- | 他們都這么說(shuō) |
| 0:16:25.25, | It was an accident. | 那純屬意外 |
| 0:16:26.31, | I don't know how that clock radio | 我也不知道那個(gè)收音機(jī)鬧鐘 |
| 0:16:27.47, | got in my pants." | 怎么到我褲子里來(lái)的" |
| 0:16:28.42, | Oh, for god sake! I don't feel well. | 看在上帝份上 我身體不舒服 |
| 0:16:30.48, | Let us go. | 讓我們走吧 |
| 0:16:31.49, | Yeah, right. | 想得美 |
| 0:16:32.88, | Is that even a baby? | 那真是個(gè)嬰兒?jiǎn)?/span> |
| 0:16:34.22, | Cause from here, it looks like a turkey. | 因?yàn)閺奈疫@角度看過(guò)去 跟個(gè)火雞似的 |
| 0:16:38.07, | I need you to sign this, admitting your guilt, | 我要你在這上面簽字 承認(rèn)你有罪 |
| 0:16:40.45, | and promising you'll never return to this store. | 保證再也不上我們商場(chǎng)來(lái) |
| 0:16:41.97, | I'm not signing that. | 我才不會(huì)簽這字 |
| 0:16:43.30, | Okay, great. | 那好 |
| 0:16:44.26, | Then I'm gonna call the police and I'll be forced to-- | 那我就只能報(bào)警 被迫... |
| 0:16:47.80, | What was that? | 那是什么 |
| 0:16:48.87, | My water broke! | 我的羊水破了 |
| 0:16:50.91, | I'm having the baby! | 我要生了 |
| 0:16:58.51, | Sorry about that. I went a little nuts there. | 對(duì)不起 我剛才失控了 |
| 0:17:00.42, | I don't know what happened. | 不知道怎么會(huì)這樣 |
| 0:17:03.18, | I do. | 我知道 |
| 0:17:04.69, | I was ragging on you in front of your friends. | 我在你朋友面前大爆你的糗事 |
| 0:17:06.73, | - Oh, yeah. - Sorry about that. | 是哦-對(duì)不起 |
| 0:17:09.50, | I couldn't think of anything else to say. | 我想不到還能說(shuō)些什么 |
| 0:17:11.92, | Why not? | 為什么 |
| 0:17:12.76, | I got 20, 25 years on those guys. | 我跟他們有20到25年的代溝 |
| 0:17:14.25, | We got nothing in common. | 沒(méi)什么共同語(yǔ)言 |
| 0:17:15.58, | It's only gonna get worse. | 而且情況只會(huì)更糟 |
| 0:17:17.40, | I mean, what's it gonna be like with the new kid in ten years? | 想想看 10年后我和新寶寶相處會(huì)是什么狀況 |
| 0:17:19.82, | Oh, my goodness. | 我的老天 |
| 0:17:22.45, | You're insecure and vulnerable. | 你缺乏安全感 脆弱無(wú)助 |
| 0:17:24.22, | This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. | 我從沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)你這么可愛(ài)的樣子 |
| 0:17:26.17, | Shut up. | 閉嘴 |
| 0:17:27.18, | Who's a shy bunny? | 瞧這只害羞的兔兔 |
| 0:17:28.45, | You wanna go one more round, without the gloves? | 你想不戴手套再來(lái)一回合嗎 |
| 0:17:30.40, | I'm just playing around, Jay. | 開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑嘛 杰 |
| 0:17:32.73, | I don't care how old you are. | 我不在乎你多大年紀(jì) |
| 0:17:33.72, | I could sit and talk to you all day. | 我可以整天和你聊個(gè)沒(méi)完 |
| 0:17:35.93, | Those guys really liked you, too. | 那些家伙也是真的喜歡你 |
| 0:17:37.03, | I don't care about that. | 我才不在乎 |
| 0:17:39.35, | Did they? | 真的嗎 |
| 0:17:41.14, | - Even Jerry? - Yes. | 連杰瑞都喜歡我-是的 |
| 0:17:43.43, | Well, maybe you're right. | 也許你是對(duì)的 |
| 0:17:45.14, | I mean, Manny didn't want to come, and look at him. | 曼尼根本就不想來(lái) 你瞧他 |
| 0:17:46.86, | Looks like he's having a great time. | 他看起來(lái)玩得非常開(kāi)心 |
| 0:17:48.52, | So then Luke's dad grabs the taser from me, | 然后盧克的爸爸從我這里搶走了電擊槍 |
| 0:17:50.85, | - and he was like, "Uhh! Uhh!" - No. No! | 然后他就這樣-不 不是 |
| 0:17:54.12, | That's not how it happened. | 事情不是這樣的 |
| 0:17:59.81, | Aah! Ay! Ay! It hurts! | 媽呀 好痛 |
| 0:18:00.71, | Hang in there! Hang in there! | 堅(jiān)持下 堅(jiān)持下 |
| 0:18:01.42, | Get you to the hospital as soon as I can! | 我會(huì)盡快送你去醫(yī)院 |
| 0:18:02.97, | I just want to apologize... | 我代表超市 |
| 0:18:03.89, | one more time on behalf of the store | 再次表達(dá)歉意 |
| 0:18:05.27, | for any stress that I might have caused you. | 抱歉可能給你帶來(lái)了壓力 |
| 0:18:06.68, | Here, you can keep the sweatshirt as a gift. | 給 這件運(yùn)動(dòng)衫就當(dāng)作是禮物吧 |
| 0:18:08.43, | And congratulations on this baby, | 恭喜你喜得貴子 |
| 0:18:10.20, | which is clearly not a turkey. That was-- | 很顯然這不是火雞 那只是... |
| 0:18:12.14, | - Go away now! - Yeah. | 快滾開(kāi)-快走 |
| 0:18:14.83, | Okay. Go on. Go on. Get in. Keep going. | 快上車(chē) 快點(diǎn) |
| 0:18:18.20, | What hospital are we going to? | 我們要去哪家醫(yī)院 |
| 0:18:19.35, | - No! No hospital! - No hospital. Wow. | 不去醫(yī)院-不去醫(yī)院 哇 |
| 0:18:22.16, | You're one of those, huh? | 你是在家生產(chǎn)的人啊 |
| 0:18:23.55, | Okay, please don't have it in the pool, though. | 好吧 請(qǐng)別在游泳池里生 |
| 0:18:25.31, | cause we swim in there. | 我們還要游泳的 |
| 0:18:26.72, | I'm not having the baby, Claire. | 我還沒(méi)到生的時(shí)候 克萊爾 |
| 0:18:28.95, | I was just faking it. | 我只是假裝的 |
| 0:18:31.35, | What? | 什么 |
| 0:18:32.59, | Not bad for someone with pregnancy brain, huh? | 懷孕的傻腦瓜還能轉(zhuǎn)得這么快 不錯(cuò)吧 |
| 0:18:35.73, | Okay, that's good. That was very good. | 非常好 真是太好了 |
| 0:18:37.82, | Good thinking, Gloria. | 腦子轉(zhuǎn)得真快 歌洛莉亞 |
| 0:18:39.35, | I'm sorry. I just couldn't sit there | 抱歉 我不能坐在那里 |
| 0:18:41.18, | and watch you suffer | 眼巴巴地看著你 |
| 0:18:42.08, | just because you had turned your brain off. | 就因?yàn)槟X子停工了而遭罪 |
| 0:18:44.17, | Okay, I deserved that. | 好吧 是我活該 |
| 0:18:46.66, | Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. | 不要 不要啊 |
| 0:18:48.42, | I just blew through a red light. Damn. | 我剛闖了個(gè)紅燈 見(jiàn)鬼 |
| 0:18:50.96, | You think you can keep the pregnancy thing up | 你可以再裝下 |
| 0:18:52.13, | for a little while longer? | 快生孩子了嗎 |
| 0:18:55.26, | I feel the head! | 頭快出來(lái)了 |
| 0:18:57.34, | Feel it! Feel it! | 出來(lái)了 出來(lái)了 |
| 0:18:58.64, | Save it! Save it for the cop! | 等會(huì)兒 留著在警察面前裝 |
| 0:19:00.96, | Save it. | 留著 |
| 0:19:05.36, | All right, guys, that's it. Pack it up! | 好了伙計(jì)們 下班了 收工吧 |
| 0:19:08.58, | You win for today. See you on Monday. | 今天算你狠 我們周一見(jiàn) |
| 0:19:12.23, | That's it? | 就這樣完了嗎 |
| 0:19:13.01, | That's it. | 就這樣完了 |
| 0:19:14.17, | So I'll go to city hall on Monday | 我周一會(huì)去市政廳 |
| 0:19:15.62, | and see what I can do, | 看看有沒(méi)有辦法 |
| 0:19:16.53, | But... You did it, cam! | 但是 你成功了 小卡 |
| 0:19:18.72, | No, we did it. | 不 我們成功了 |
| 0:19:20.24, | I had to run away, and you stepped in, | 我有急事離開(kāi) 你就挺身而出 |
| 0:19:21.86, | and like an understudy, you gave a brilliant performance. | 就像替補(bǔ)演員 奉獻(xiàn)了精彩的表演 |
| 0:19:24.90, | Yeah, but you're the star. | 但你才是明星 |
| 0:19:26.98, | Oh, well... | 好吧 |
| 0:19:28.45, | Can we stop doing this and go home? | 可以不玩這個(gè)了回家嗎 |
| 0:19:31.81, | Yes, Lily, but I want you to remember this moment-- | 好的 莉莉 但我希望你記住這一時(shí)刻 |
| 0:19:34.49, | The day your daddies made you proud. | 你大爸二爸讓你驕傲的一天 |
| 0:19:41.65, | Turn her away, Mitchell! Turn her away! | 別讓她看 米奇爾 別讓她看 |
| 0:19:54.77, | Alex, what are you doing here? | 艾麗克斯 你在這里做什么 |
| 0:19:57.46, | Learning a valuable lesson about karma | 學(xué)習(xí)關(guān)于因果報(bào)應(yīng)的寶貴一課 |
| 0:20:01.15, | and how wrong it is to take pleasure | 以及利用別人的糗事來(lái)取樂(lè) |
| 0:20:02.47, | in people's embarrassment. | 是非常錯(cuò)誤的 |
| 0:20:04.25, | Wow. I don't know what any of that means, | 哇 我完全不懂你在說(shuō)什么 |
| 0:20:06.92, | but you look like hell. | 不過(guò)你的樣子好慘 |
| 0:20:09.22, | - Say "Geek." - No! | -說(shuō)"呆子" -不 |
| 0:20:11.67, | He's a vandalizer! | 他是個(gè)"破壞者"哦 |
| 0:20:17.01, | 593 likes, and counting. | 593個(gè)贊 人數(shù)繼續(xù)上升中 |
| 0:20:24.90, | Who does he belong to? | 這是誰(shuí)家走失的小貓咪 |
| 0:20:26.94, | He's mine. | 我家的 |
| 0:20:29.23, | It was a great ending to an amazing day. | 美妙的一天有了一個(gè)美妙的結(jié)局 |
| 0:20:32.09, | Look, I even... Made the paper. | 瞧 我甚至 上了報(bào) |
| 0:20:35.14, | Bizarre protest saves park tree. | 古怪抗議拯救公園樹(shù)木 |
| 0:20:38.10, | Oh, look what it says. | 看這里寫(xiě)的 |
| 0:20:39.43, | This production of 'Cats' should be put to sleep. | 本版音樂(lè)劇《貓》該永遠(yuǎn)不得面世 |
| 0:20:40.90, | Don't read that. | 別看那個(gè) |
| 0:20:42.85, | Don't... | 別 |
| 0:20:55.89, | Oh, hey, Gloria. | 你好 歌洛莉亞 |
| 0:20:56.73, | Listen, I called Jay about borrowing a drill | 我打了電話(huà)給杰 借個(gè)電鉆 |
| 0:20:58.61, | for my dresser handles. | 裝抽屜柜的把手 |
| 0:20:59.43, | I got it right here, Cam! | 我拿來(lái)了 小卡 |
| 0:21:01.01, | Oh, jeez. What's with the getup? | 老天 怎么穿成這樣 |
| 0:21:02.66, | Ay, good. You see that, too? | 太好了 原來(lái)我沒(méi)做夢(mèng) |
| 0:21:05.59, | Stella, stop. | 斯黛拉 別這樣 |
| 0:21:06.90, | Ay, shh, shh, shh. Sorry, Cam. | 安靜 抱歉 小卡 |
| 0:21:08.84, | Oh, no, don't be. I take it as a compliment. | 別這樣 它這是在恭維我栩栩如生呢 |
| 0:21:13.87, | Cats--now and forever. | 《貓》 直到永恒 |
| 0:21:16.26, | Actually, just till next Thursday. | 事實(shí)上 只到下周四 |
| 0:21:17.86, | It's been described as "Transcendent." | 演出被形容為"出類(lèi)拔萃" |
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