聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)-摩登家庭第二季 第20集：莉莉的監(jiān)護(hù)人

When you and Dylan were broken up,

你和迪蘭分手的時(shí)候

Rachel told him you were a skank

雷切爾跟他說(shuō)你是個(gè)蕩婦

and got all up on him.

然后徹底偷走了他

No! But she's so nice to me.

不是吧 她對(duì)我很好的

To your face. That's how she plays.

當(dāng)著你的面而已 她就會(huì)耍這種小把戲

Well, now she's gonna see how we play.

那就讓她看看咱們的小把戲

What are we gonna do?

我們要怎么做

She's not there. You're just gonna have to take me home.

她不在家 你們把我送回家就行了

We don't have time. We have stuff to do.

我們沒(méi)時(shí)間 忙著呢

Then I'm just gonna have to come with you.

那我就得一直跟著你了

Can't we just drop her off

我們不能把她放在咖啡廳

at a coffee shop or something?

或者別的什么地方嗎

What, so she gets kidnapped

什么啊 那她要是被綁架了

and I get in trouble?

我不等于惹禍上身嗎

No, thank you.

謝謝 還是算了

Okay, fine, you can come with us,

行 你能跟著

But you have to keep your mouth shut about anything you see.

但是不管看到什么 請(qǐng)管好你的嘴

- What's she gonna see? - Just drive!

她會(huì)看到什么-開(kāi)車

Ooh, maybe I should also get a gift for my aunt Pat.

或許我應(yīng)該給我的阿姨派特也買個(gè)禮物

Have I ever told you about her?

我有跟你提起過(guò)她嗎

Total gun nut, lives completely off the grid.

是一個(gè)十足的槍械狂 不留痕跡地生活著

Did you see how cute Gloria was with Lily?

你看見(jiàn)歌洛莉亞和莉莉在一起多可愛(ài)

Oh, Pat is hilarious.

派特十分滑稽

I don't think she's paid taxes in 20 years,

我覺(jué)得她二十年都沒(méi)交過(guò)稅

but very hospitable.

但為人很熱情

Always has a deer in the freezer.

冰箱里總是備著一只鹿

Would you listen to me?

你有在聽(tīng)我說(shuō)話嗎

I think that Gloria and my dad

我覺(jué)得歌洛莉亞和我老爸

could be Lily's guardians.

可以做莉莉的監(jiān)護(hù)人

Look, you know I love Jay,

聽(tīng)著 你知道我愛(ài)杰

and they're still in the mix,

他們家還在名單中

but I just don't know about him raising a child.

但他養(yǎng)育孩子方面我還不了解

Well, Cam, he raised me.

得了 小卡 他把我養(yǎng)大了

Well, now you've put me in an awkward position.

好吧 你這話就讓我陷入了尷尬的局面

Oh, look at that. That's adorable.

看看 這真可愛(ài)

Let's see if we can get you some snow pants.

看看能不能幫你找?guī)讞l滑雪褲

I just wish I felt better.

真希望我感覺(jué)好點(diǎn)了

I think I'm coming down with flu-like symptoms.

我覺(jué)得我有些流感癥狀

Couple of hours before your camping trip, huh?

就在去露營(yíng)的前幾小時(shí)嗎

I want to go.

我想去啊

It's just, if I'm sick,

只不過(guò) 要是我病了

I might get the chaperones sick,

我可能會(huì)傳給監(jiān)護(hù)人

And without chaperones, it's anarchy.

要是沒(méi)有監(jiān)護(hù)人 就亂套了

Manny, listen to me.

曼尼 聽(tīng)我說(shuō)

The buddy system falls apart,

伙伴制會(huì)崩潰的

The principle of "Last in, first out" is ignored.

后進(jìn)先出的規(guī)則就會(huì)被忽視

- It's butterflies. - Where?

有蝴蝶-在哪兒

You're just nervous because

你不過(guò)是緊張了 因?yàn)?/p>

there's gonna be a lot of physical activity,

會(huì)有很多的體育活動(dòng)

which is not exactly your strong suit.

而且都不是你的長(zhǎng)處

It is a little daunting out there.

那地方有點(diǎn)讓人龜縮

D-don't use the word "daunting" in nature, okay?

不要對(duì)大自然用"龜縮"這個(gè)詞兒

You just need a little self-confidence.

你需要一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)自信

Look at this. They got one of these rock walls here.

看 他們有一堵攀巖墻

Why don't you hop up on that?

去試一試吧

Why?

為什么

Why? To prove that you can do it.

什么為什么 這可以證明你能行

If you can do that, you can do anything.

你要是能做到這個(gè) 你什么都能做到

Really? Can I fly? Can I speak Chinese?

是嗎 我能飛嗎 我能講中文嗎

No, but you can sleep in the house tonight.

不 但你今晚能在我們房里睡覺(jué)

Ace? Want to wire my boy up, here? Go ahead.

埃斯 麻煩給我孩子系上繩子 去吧

I'm sorry I went behind your back.

抱歉我背著你來(lái)這兒

But you get so defensive whenever

但是我們每次討論盧克的問(wèn)題時(shí)

we talk about Luke's issues.

你總是不容分說(shuō)地反對(duì)

He doesn't have issues. You're just a worrier.

他沒(méi)有問(wèn)題 是你太過(guò)擔(dān)心了

Like when you thought he was never gonna talk.

就像你當(dāng)初擔(dān)心他以后不會(huì)講話一樣

He was 2, and all he could do was bark!

他兩歲那會(huì)兒 只會(huì)跟狗一樣吠

- I understood him. - Phil!

我了解他-菲爾

Look, he starts coming here,

聽(tīng)著 他來(lái)看醫(yī)生的事情

the other kids find out, he becomes a target,

如果被別的孩子知道 他就成了眾矢之的

like that limping gazelle at the watering hole

就像跛腳的羚羊在水潭邊喝水

that the alligator knows to eat.

被短吻鱷發(fā)現(xiàn)了就會(huì)來(lái)吃它

They're crocodiles, not alligators.

是鱷魚(yú) 不是短吻鱷

There are no alligators in Africa.

非洲沒(méi)有短吻鱷

How about at the zoo?

那動(dòng)物園呢

Bam! Who needs a shrink now?

看吧 到底誰(shuí)才要看心理醫(yī)生

- Mr. And mrs. Dunphy? - Yes?

-鄧菲先生 鄧菲太太 -什么事

Hi.

你好

Luke, I'm gonna talk to your mom and dad for a minute, okay?

盧克 我要跟你爸爸媽媽談一談好嗎

Okay. She's, like, the best doctor ever.

好的 她簡(jiǎn)直是我見(jiàn)過(guò)最好的醫(yī)生

A couple of puzzles, no shots.

只做了幾個(gè)題 又不用打針

I didn't even have to take my pants off.

我甚至根本不需要脫褲子

Found that one out a little late.

早就應(yīng)該找這種醫(yī)生了

I've been there, buddy.

我以前也遇到過(guò)爛醫(yī)生

Well, luke's a terrific kid.

盧克這孩子很不錯(cuò)

I have a few thoughts, but, honestly,

我是發(fā)現(xiàn)了一些問(wèn)題 但是說(shuō)實(shí)話

I don't see anything that's cause for alarm.

我覺(jué)得沒(méi)有什么好緊張的

Awesome. Thanks so much for your time.

那敢情好 耽誤您的時(shí)間了

We -- we would love to hear your thoughts.

我們很想聽(tīng)聽(tīng)您的意見(jiàn)

Well...he's a bright and curious boy,

他是個(gè)聰明 充滿好奇的孩子

But he gets distracted.

但是他容易分神

I see it all the time with above-average kids.

我見(jiàn)過(guò)很多更容易分神的孩子

Phil, honey, I want you to hear this.

菲爾 親愛(ài)的 給我認(rèn)真聽(tīng)

They're a little overstimulated

他們會(huì)有點(diǎn)過(guò)度興奮

because there are so many things they're interested in.

因?yàn)樗麄儗?duì)很多事情都充滿好奇

They never seem to focus.

他們很難集中精力

Makes me crazy.

就這點(diǎn)讓我抓狂

Too crazy.

抓狂得不得了

Well, they usually do outgrow it.

他們長(zhǎng)大了就不會(huì)這樣了

- What if they don't? - He will.

要是還這樣呢-他不會(huì)的

Well, there's -- there's medication,

是有一些藥物治療方案

but why don't we cross that bridge if we come to it?

但是我們得在有問(wèn)題的時(shí)候才使用

Is there any way to avoid that bridge altogether?

有沒(méi)有方法可以防止問(wèn)題出現(xiàn)呢

You know, maybe there's diet or --

或許有食療

or focusing exercises or something?

或者精神集中訓(xùn)練之類的

Mrs. Dunphy, what exactly are you worried about?

鄧菲太太 你到底在擔(dān)心什么

Get comfortable.

庸人自擾

I'm worried he's turning into you, Phil.

我擔(dān)心他會(huì)變成你這樣 菲爾

I knew the minute I opened my mouth

我知道我在說(shuō)出這些話的時(shí)候

that I was in the wrong,

我已經(jīng)錯(cuò)了

but, honestly, sometimes I wonder about him.

但是說(shuō)實(shí)話 有時(shí)候我有點(diǎn)搞不懂

- Hey, mom, check it out. - What are you doing?

-媽 你看我 -你在干嘛

If I move my head fast enough,

如果我頭搖得夠快

it looks like the can is standing still.

這罐子看起來(lái)就像靜止了一樣

He's totally right!

他說(shuō)得太對(duì)了

I just find it interesting that you blame Jay

真有意思 你以前把你從做惡夢(mèng)

for everything from your night terrors to your shy bladder,

到膀胱害羞癥這些事情都?xì)w咎于你老爹

And now he's the perfect guardian for Lily.

現(xiàn)在他又成了莉莉最合適的監(jiān)護(hù)人

No, not perfect, and -- and

我沒(méi)說(shuō)最合適 還有

I never said anything about my shy bladder.

我從來(lái)沒(méi)提到過(guò)我的膀胱害羞癥

O-oh. Then why did I have to stand guard outside the bathroom

那為什么在派珀的三面元旦派對(duì)上

The Three Faces of Eve 《三面夏娃》 美國(guó)電影 派珀喜歡開(kāi)主題派對(duì)

at Pepper's three faces of new year's eve party?

我得站在廁所外面放哨呢

Damn it, Manny! Move it! Go!

給點(diǎn)力 曼尼 快爬 快

It's scary.

好嚇人啊

You're 2 feet off the ground.

你才離地兩英尺

I've seen vines climb walls faster than that.

藤蔓爬墻都比你快

Move your butt!

趕緊給我爬

Oh, well, there's your esteem-building parent right there.

這就是曾經(jīng)讓你樹(shù)立自信的老爸

Wait, wait, I think I hear future Lily

等等 我覺(jué)得我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)未來(lái)的莉莉

sending us a message from her stripper pole --

在脫衣舞鋼管上面給我發(fā)來(lái)信息

Thanks, gay dead dads.

感謝已故的同性戀爸爸們

This dance is for you."

這舞是給你們跳的"

Excuse me, Jay?

打擾一下 杰

I'm getting down.

我想下來(lái)

Not till you touch the top! What is it?

等你爬到頂了再說(shuō) 什么事

Well, maybe if we didn't bully Manny so much,

如果我們不這么強(qiáng)迫曼尼

but, rather, showed him,

而是演示給他看

he wouldn't be so afraid.

他可能就不會(huì)那么害怕

Excuse me, Sherpa, can you assist me with the harness?

打擾一下 夏爾巴人 能幫我系上嗎

Oh, no. Which one of these is my driving machine?

天啊 我的駕駛機(jī)器在哪里

Phil, I already apologized.

菲爾 我已經(jīng)道歉了

It just -- it came out wrong.

那是無(wú)意識(shí) 脫口而出的

Funny, I thought that was my problem --

真有趣 我還以為是我的問(wèn)題呢

I came out wrong.

我出來(lái)錯(cuò)了

Hold on.

等下

Oh, good, I can walk again.

很好 我又能走路了

Honey, you know, sometimes you can act a little bit --

親愛(ài)的 有時(shí)候你能表現(xiàn)得稍微

Oh, no! Where did everyone go?!

天啊 大家都去哪了

Oh, just a blink.

一眨眼就不見(jiàn)了

Phil,

菲爾