英語(yǔ)笑話（雙語(yǔ)）2 黑人英語(yǔ)

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第二節(jié) 黑人英語(yǔ)

The black couple already had eight children, and LulaMay was pregnantwith her ninth. Finally sheconvinced her husband to get a vasectomy.

一對(duì)黑人夫婦已有八個(gè)小孩，而魯拉·梅又懷了第九個(gè)小孩,最后她說(shuō)服了她先生去做男性絕育手術(shù)。

On the morning of the operation, she was surprised to see her husbandputting on a tuxedo andgetting into a limousine for the short ride to thehospital.

手術(shù)的早晨，她驚訝地看見(jiàn)她老公穿著禮服，乘坐一輛禮車到不遠(yuǎn)的醫(yī)院去。

"Say, honey, what's all this about?" asked Lula May.

"親愛(ài)的，這是怎么一回事啊?魯拉·梅問(wèn)道。"

"Baby, if you gonna be important, you gotta look important.

"寶貝，如果你想當(dāng)名大人物的話，就要讓人一看就知道你很重要!"

1.pregnant with 懷孕

例句：Just be prepared for people to ask if you arepregnant with this behavior.

只不過(guò)要準(zhǔn)備好別人問(wèn)你，這么做是不是懷孕了。

2. get a vasectomy 做絕育手術(shù)

例句：Ask for the kid to be named after you, write her a check for 18 years of child support,and get a vasectomy.

真誠(chéng)地請(qǐng)求讓這個(gè)孩子跟你姓，給她寫張支票支付孩子未來(lái)18年的撫養(yǎng)費(fèi)，然后去做結(jié)扎絕育手術(shù)。

3.putting on 穿上

例句：But here, as we saw in week zero with the shoe example putting on socks, I have toincrement this variable explicitly myself.

但是這里，像我們上周看到的，鞋子穿在襪子上,我需要親自明確地增加這個(gè)變量。

4.get into 進(jìn)入

例句：All of us who do creative work, we get into it because we have good taste.

我們這些做創(chuàng)意工作的，因?yàn)槠肺恫环驳靡赃M(jìn)入這個(gè)行業(yè)。