生活大爆炸第八季 第11期:濫用科學(xué)

I recently read that during World War Two, JosephStalin had a research program to create supersoldiersby having women impregnated by gorillas.

我最近讀到在二戰(zhàn)期間約瑟夫·斯大林曾有一項(xiàng)研究計(jì)劃為了制造超級(jí)士兵要讓女人懷上大猩猩的孩子。

What a sick use of science.

太變態(tài)的濫用科學(xué)了。

Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.

只要孩子健康就沒事啦。

I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.

不知道斯大林有沒想過使用其他動(dòng)物。

Hippos are the deadliest creature.

河馬是殺傷性最高的動(dòng)物。

A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.

半人半河馬應(yīng)該會(huì)是狠角色吧。

Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles.

但當(dāng)它們餓餓的時(shí)候，一種4名玩家控制河馬頭，搶吃彈珠的桌游，你用彈珠就能阻止它們了。

Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala.

是的，制造跨族超級(jí)士兵的最佳選擇是考拉。

You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.

你可以做出一個(gè)超可愛，讓人無法下手的軍隊(duì)。

But half-man, half-owl could fly...-The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses. Moving on.

但半人半貓頭鷹可以飛...-正解就是讓人想抱的大扁鼻子士兵。下個(gè)話題。

So, Penny, when's the new job start?

佩妮，新工作什么時(shí)候開始?

Next Monday.

下周一。

Did you get a chance to look over the materials I gave you?

你找時(shí)間看了我給你的材料了嗎?

Uh, not yet, but I will.

還沒，但我會(huì)看的。

Great. When?

很好。什么時(shí)候?

I said I'll get to it.

我說了我會(huì)去看。

I'm sensing awkwardness, am I right? -Yes. -Swish.

我好像感覺到場面有些尷尬，是吧?-是的。-厲害。

I don't want to be pushy, but you've never done pharmaceutical sales before.

我不想一直逼你，但你之前從未接觸過醫(yī)藥銷售。

It seems like you could use this time to get a head start.

你可以用這段時(shí)間領(lǐng)先其他人啊。

Well, the first few weeks will be all training.

前幾周都是在培訓(xùn)。

They'll tell me everything I need to know.

他們會(huì)教我一切需要了解的信息。

But imagine how impressed they'd be if you showed up already familiar with the material.

但你想象一下，你去的時(shí)候已經(jīng)對(duì)材料很熟，他們肯定會(huì)對(duì)你刮目相看。

Okay, so what, you want me to be like a teacher's pet?

所以是怎樣，你想讓我當(dāng)老師的小馬屁精嗎?

Couldn't hurt.

又沒壞處。

Mm, I don't know.

不知道啊。

Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?

在座這里有誰因?yàn)楫?dāng)老師的馬屁精被欺負(fù)過?

It was like the rest of the class wanted Ms. McDonald to forget the quiz.

感覺就像班上其他同學(xué)想要老師忘了有考試。