What do you say we go out Saturday night?
What?
Hello?
Hey, yeah, Steph! This is Dave from History class.
Oh, Dave.
Hey, I was wondering what are you doing this weekend?
Dave, I was just diagnosed with H1N1.
I got a headache.
My stomach's acting up.
If this fails, use step two.
Oh, Saturday I have to take my brother to the gynecologist.
Fake someone else's illness.