親愛的6歲,寶寶才用輔助輪。
Just let go already.
準(zhǔn)備放手吧。
Regards, a seven-year-old.
來自7歲的問候。
Dear seven-year-old, no matter what anyone says, stay weird.
親愛的7歲,不管別人怎么說,保持個性。
Signed, an eight-year-old.
來自8歲的忠告。
Dear twelve-year-old, ask her to dance.
親愛的12歲,邀請她跳舞。
Just trust me on this one.
一定要相信我這一點(diǎn)。
Signed, a sixteen-year-old.
來自16歲的建議。
Dear sixteen-year-old, don't let your mom throw away your legos.
親愛的16歲,別讓媽媽把你的樂高玩具扔了。
Signed, an eighteen-year-old.
來自18歲的建議。
Dear eighteen-year-old, go easy on the makeup.
親愛的18歲,別糾結(jié)怎么化妝了。
You are not as ugly as you think.
你沒你想的那么難看。
Love, a nineteen-year-old.
愛你的,19歲。
Your parents have better interest rates than your credit card.
你的父母比你的信用卡更有意義。
If he says he has a weekend home in the suburbs, he's married.
如果他說周末要回郊區(qū)的家,那么他已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了。
That rust protection undercoating, it's actually a great deal.
記得買防銹漆,很超值的。
Whatever you do, never order the salad from a truck stop.
無論做什么,千萬別在卡車服務(wù)站買沙拉。
Back up your hard drive.
快備份硬盤。
Now.
就現(xiàn)在。
I mean, who even does that?
誰會這么干啊?
Getting laid off can be a blessing in disguise.
被炒魷魚也可能是件好事。
Being a starving artist only works if you actually make art.
要做饑餓的藝術(shù)家,至少你真的有能力去創(chuàng)造藝術(shù)。
Always be kind to your family.
永遠(yuǎn)善待你的家人。
You'll need each other when things get tough.
生活艱難時你需要彼此的幫助。
Always tell the truth.
永遠(yuǎn)都要說真話。
Except when it comes to your online dating profile.
除非是填寫相親網(wǎng)站的簡介時。
Dear fifty-one-year-old,...
親愛的51歲…
...one cat is enough cats.
…養(yǎng)一只貓就足夠了。
Dear eighty-eight-year-old, cultivate younger friends.
親愛的88歲,交些年輕的朋友吧。
Otherwise, yours will all die off.
不然你周圍的人都會陸續(xù)離世。
Sincerely, ninety-one years old.
來自91歲誠摯的問候。