You Do Have a Prololem
你真是有問(wèn)題了!
A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom',event)">bathroom.
一位老兄對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)明他上廁所有困難。
"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.
“你早上有小便嗎?,’醫(yī)生問(wèn)他。
"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "
“有,每天早上六點(diǎn)鐘。”
"And how are your bowel movements?"
“那大便情況如何?"
"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "
“像時(shí)鐘一樣,我每天準(zhǔn)時(shí)七點(diǎn)鐘上大號(hào)。”
"So what's the problem?"
“那問(wèn)題到底出在哪里呢?"
"I don't get up until eight. "
“我八點(diǎn)鐘才起床。”
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