The Perfect Solution
完美解決之道
President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.
史拉伯總統(tǒng)和他的幕僚正搭機(jī)橫越美國上空。
Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:
忽然間他心中突發(fā)奇想,
"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "
“我想由窗口扔一張五十元美鈔下去,讓某個(gè)人高興一下。”
"Mr.President,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"
“總統(tǒng)先生,您為什么不丟五張十元的鈔票讓五個(gè)人高興呢?”
suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.
著名的國務(wù)卿建議道。
“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"
副總統(tǒng)派翠基接著說:“啊,總統(tǒng)先生,您為什么不丟五十張一元鈔票,好讓五十個(gè)人高興呢?”
The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"
這時(shí)飛機(jī)駕駛員轉(zhuǎn)身說道:“為什么你不把自己丟出窗外,好讓每個(gè)人都高興呢?”