英語笑話笑死人不償命18: 你做的真好

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Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious Bedouin.

莫伊。賴?yán)途砻齻€(gè)傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中時(shí)，一群殘暴的貝都因人把他們抓了起來。

"By the code of the desert you miserable infidels must be destroyed," declared their savage leader. "Set up the guillotine !"

“依據(jù)我們沙漠的規(guī)定，你們這些可憐的異教徒必須被處死，”野蠻的首領(lǐng)說道。“把斷頭臺(tái)架設(shè)好。”

Moe was the first to be ordered to the death instrument.

莫伊首先被命令上斷頭臺(tái)，但令人驚訝的是，刀具落下時(shí)在接近脖子地方就停止不動(dòng)了。

The blade descended but, amazingly, stopped just short of his neck.

“這是個(gè)奇跡!”這位阿拉伯人說道。“把他放走!”

"It's a miracle! " declared the Arab. "Release him!"

接著賴?yán)杨^放在像剃刀刀片一樣銳利的大刀之下，但又一次刀子在接近他的頸部地方停了下來。

Next, Larry placed his head under the huge, razor-sharp blade. But once again it stopped short of his neck.

“奉阿拉真主之命，又是另一個(gè)奇跡!”酋長又一次宣布。“放了他!”

"By Allah, another miracle!" affirmed the sheik once more. "Release him! "

最后卷毛被帶到那不吉利的斷頭臺(tái)上，仔細(xì)察看后，他發(fā)現(xiàn)一塊小木片擋住了刀鋒的去路。

Finally, Curly was led to the ominous device. Looking closely he noticed a splinter of wood blocking the path of the blade.

“難怪它不發(fā)生作用，”他宣布道。

"Well, no wonder it,s not working," he announced.

“你們的問題就在這里……”

"Here's your problem right here."