英語笑話笑死人不償命02：黑人英語

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The black couple already had eight children, and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. Finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy.

一對黑人夫婦已有八個小孩，而魯拉·梅又懷了第九個小孩,最后她說服了她先生去做男性絕育手術(shù)。

On the morning of the operation, she was surprised to see her husband putting on a tuxedo and getting into a limousine for the short ride to the hospital.

手術(shù)的早晨，她驚訝地看見她老公穿著禮服，乘坐一輛禮車到不遠的醫(yī)院去。

"Say, honey, what's all this about?" asked Lula May.

"親愛的，這是怎么一回事啊?魯拉·梅問道。"

"Baby, if you gonna be important, you gotta look important.

"寶貝，如果你想當名大人物的話，就要讓人一看就知道你很重要!"