獲得198好評的回答@Matt Sutton
My favorite is: Why did the physicist's pocket vibrate? Because he left his phonon.我最愛的一個笑話是:為什么物理學(xué)家的口袋振動?因為他把聲子放口袋了。The best one I have heard is that an ion walks into a bar, and says to the barkeeper, 'I think I left an electron in here.' The barkeeper replies 'Are you positive?'我聽過最棒的一個笑話是,一個離子走入一家酒吧,對老板說:“我好像落下一個電子在這”老板回答說:“你確定嗎?(你是陽性的嗎?)”
獲得320好評的回答@ Dhruv Dogra
A farmer noticed that his chickens were sick, and called in a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to help diagnose the problem. The biologist observed the chickens, concluding, "I can tell you there's something wrong with your chickens, but I don't know what's causing it." The chemist took fluid samples from the chickens back to his lab, and returned saying, "I can tell you what's infecting your chickens, but I don't know how they got it." Meanwhile, the physicist had been sitting on the floor, scribbling madly on several notebooks worth of paper. Suddenly, he jumped up, exclaiming, "I have the answer, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."有個農(nóng)民注意到他的雞病了,于是請來一位生物學(xué)家,一位化學(xué)家,以及一位物理學(xué)家來幫忙診斷。這位生物學(xué)家觀察了雞下了結(jié)論:“我知道你的雞出了什么問題,但是我不知道是什么導(dǎo)致的?!被瘜W(xué)家從雞身上取了液體樣本回實驗室,返回后解釋:“我知道是什么使雞感染,但是不知道是怎么感染到?!迸c此同時,物理學(xué)家坐在地上,在筆記上胡亂記下對論文有價值的材料。突然,他跳了起來,大叫:“我有答案了,但這只針對真空中的球形雞有用。
獲得543好評的回答@Tracey Bryan
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."海森堡開車出來時被交警攔下,交警問他:“你知道你開得有多快嗎?”海森堡回答說:“我不知道,但是我知道我在哪。”
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