Quora精選：讓我們來正兒八經地吐個槽

1. Is there such a thing as a useless person?

1. 這世上有沒有完全沒用的人?

Answered by Leonard Kim

Leonard Kim 回答：

No one is completely useless. They can always serve as a bad example.

沒有人完全沒用，他們還可以作反面教材嘛。

2. I want my daughter to marry a doctor, but she's chosen this guy who works in a bike store. I tried to get her to leave him, but she wouldn't. What do I do now?

2. 我想讓女兒嫁給一個醫(yī)生，但她卻看上了一個在自行車行工作的家伙。我試著讓她離開他，但她不肯。我該怎么辦?

Answered by Steve Black

Steve Black回答：

Just think of him as a bike doctor.

把他當成自行車醫(yī)生就好了嘛~

3. Which personality traits often lead to failure?

3. 什么樣的性格往往會導致失敗?

Answered by Graeme Shimmin

Graeme Shimmin 回答：

There is an old story about two Greek islanders vying to become the strongest man on the island.

有一個古老的故事，說的是兩個希臘島民相互競爭、想成為島上最強壯的男人。

One trainee bought a newborn calf. The other laughed at him. How could a calf help his rival train? But every day the wise trainee lifted it. Every day the calf got a little bigger and heavier but he could still lift it because it was only a little bit heavier than the previous day. After a year the wise trainee saw the calf was now a bull but he could still lift it.

In the meantime the unwise trainee had tried every day to lift a bull.

He had failed every time.

其中一個人買了一頭小牛犢，另一個人便嘲笑他。一頭小牛犢怎么可能幫他贏得比賽呢?接下來，這個聰明人每天都練習將小牛犢舉起。小牛犢一天天長大、變重，但這個人還是能將它舉起，畢竟它只比前一天重一點點罷了。經過一年的訓練，這只小牛犢已經長成了一頭大公牛，但他仍能將其舉起。

而與此同時，另一個人每天都試著將一頭大牛舉起，卻屢試屢敗。

 

 

4. What's one easy way to waste a life?

4. 如何輕易地虛擲時光?

Answered by Bhavika Dave

Bhavika Dave 回答：

Get affected by all the shit that people throw at you.

被人們的污言穢語所影響。

Answered by Karan Bansal

Karan Bansal 回答：

Fall in love with a person who doesn't love you back!

愛上一個不愛你的人!

5. Is it possible to be lonely and happy?

5. 有可能孤獨并快樂著嗎?

Answered by Joel V Benjamin

Joel V Benjamin 回答：

No.

But it's possible to be alone and happy.

不可能。

但可以一個人并快樂著。

6. What are some of the best comebacks to a teacher?

6. 如何機智地和老師抬杠?

Answered by Avinash Bhawnani

Avinash Bhawnani 回答：

Teacher: Whoever will give the right answer to my question can go home.

(And all of a sudden, Rocky threw his bag outside the window.)

Teacher: Who threw that bag?

Rocky: Me. Now I am going home.

老師：誰能答對我的問題就可以回家了。

(突然，Rocky把他的包扔到了窗外。)

老師：誰扔的?

Rocky：我!現(xiàn)在我要回家咯。

Read somewhere on facebook.

在刷臉書的時候看到的哈哈。