搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子30 科學(xué)怪果
梨子對(duì)水果們說(shuō)，從前有個(gè)瘋狂的人利用水果制造出了水果怪物，沒想到梨子的故事成真，真的出現(xiàn)在橙子和梨子面前。
煩人的橙子: (singing) Trick of treat, I have no feet, but if I did that would be neat! (laughs)
梨子： That's not a scary story!
煩人的橙子: I thought we were playing trick of treat!
梨子： All right, we're skipping Orange. You guys cool with that?
Gourd, Midget Apple, Yellow Pepper, and 胡蘿卜： Yes!!!
梨子： Cool. All right, Midget - uh, I mean Little Apple, who's next?
小蘋果： It's your turn, Pear.
梨子： All right. I got a good one. Have you ever heard the legend...of Frankenfruit?
(Gourd, Midget Apple, and Carrot shudder)
煩人的橙子: Nah, but I heard the one about Frankenbean. (farts and laughs)
胡蘿卜： Eww, gross!
梨子： All right, all right, right. Now, once upon a time...
(a montage of the scientist working with the dead fruits and vegetables is shown)
梨子： (off-screen) ...there was a brilliant scientist. But, like all men and women, his genius was mixed with insanity. He spent his entire life using dead fruits and vegetables together to create terrifying new forms. And worse yet, he figured out a way to bring his monsters to life.
(Frankenfruit roars and sinister laughing)
梨子： There was only one thing that he needed.
小蘋果： Wh-what was missing?
梨子： Ten thousand gigawatts of pure electricity!
(the lights go out)
梨子： Whoa! The lights!
煩人的橙子: What happened?
(Gourd, Midget Apple, and Yellow Pepper are seen on the stovetop as before, but Carrot is missing)
小蘋果： Hey! What happened to Carrot?
葫蘆： I don't know. He was there a minute ago.
梨子： He's probably in the bathroom checking his pants after hearing my story.
葫蘆： It wasn't that scary.
梨子： You got something better, Midget Pumpkin?
小蘋果： That's Little Pumpkin!
煩人的橙子: More like Midget Plumpkin. (laughs)
葫蘆： Hey! How can I be small and fat at the same time?
小蘋果： Okay! Okay! Okay! We'll see who's laughing after I tell my story.
煩人的橙子: Let me guess. It's gonna be a short story. (laughs)
小蘋果： That's little story! And it all started on a night just like this, under a full moon.
(scene cuts to a view of the moon with Orange's face, seen through a window)
煩人的橙子: Whoa! Onion's back! Remember when we went to space and gave him a face lift?
小蘋果： This has nothing to do with Onion! But, it does have something to do with a very special hot dog. (cut to a hot dog surrounded by eight candles) You see, a gypsy put a curse on it. (the gypsy zaps Hot Dog with a bolt of energy) So every time there's a full moon, Hot Dog transforms into a terrible beast, known as The Halloweenie! (Hot Dog/Halloweenie is seen with fangs, accompanied by animalistic growling) Pretty scary stuff, huh?
黃辣椒： Ummmmmmmm...
煩人的橙子: Your story bites!
(Orange, Pear and Gourd laugh)
小蘋果： Hey, it's real! It really happened!
煩人的橙子: Stop it, Midget Apple. You're barking up the wrong tree.
(Orange and Pear laugh)
小蘋果： That's Little Apple!
(the lights go out)
梨子： Whoa!
煩人的橙子: What's going on?
(Gourd and Yellow Pepper are still sitting on the stovetop, but Midget Apple is gone. Yellow Pepper looks around nervously)
梨子： Whoa. The storm must be getting closer.
葫蘆： Hey, where's Little Apple?
煩人的橙子: Maybe he's out walking the hot dog. (laughs)
(the lights go out)
Orange and 梨子： Whoa!
葫蘆： Aah!
(Yellow Pepper is now the only one on the stovetop, and Gourd is gone)
(Yellow Pepper looks around nervously)
煩人的橙子: Whoa! Where's Little Plumpkin?
(the lights go out)
煩人的橙子: Whoa!
黃辣椒： Aah!
梨子： Whoa!
(Yellow Pepper has disappeared)
煩人的橙子: What's going on?
梨子： All right, I... I'm officially getting freaked out here.
(growling)
煩人的橙子: That sounded like my tummy.
(the lights go out)
A voice: I'm not your tummy, Orange.
梨子： Who said that?
煩人的橙子: Wait, that sounds just like... like...
(the lights come back on and Frankenfruit is seen - made up of Cucumber, Pineapple, Broccoli, Grandpa Lemon, Gourd, Yellow Pepper, Carrot, another carrot, and Grapefruit)
Frankenfruit or more as 葡萄柚： (growls)
Orange and 梨子： Frankenfruit!
葡萄柚： (stumbles forward) That's right Orange, Grapefruit is back! (gestures with one arm) And better than ever.
梨子： Grapefruit, don't worry, we'll get you some help.
葡萄柚： (head wobbling back and forth; pointing with one arm) Save it Wasteoid! I've got all the help I'm gonna need to squash you and that dimpled dimwit.
煩人的橙子: I'm not a dimwit, I'm an orange.
葡萄柚： (flexing both arms) Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I'm too busy flexing.
梨子： I think I'm gonna barf!
葡萄柚： Let's hear it, smarty pants! Any last words?
煩人的橙子: Yeah, Happy Halloweenie!
葡萄柚： That's Halloween, you moron!
煩人的橙子: No, it isn't. That's a Halloweenie!
葡萄柚： Huh?
(Halloweenie appears and crashes into Frankenfruit, knocking him apart)
葡萄柚： Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Pear and 煩人的橙子: Whoa!
(Off-screen, Halloweenie tears into the individual parts of Frankenfruit - gore and pulp are flying around on-screen)
葡萄柚： (wails) Wha ho ho ho! Ow, you bit my muscles!
煩人的橙子: Whoa! Who let the dogs out? (laughs)
(Midget Apple appears)
小蘋果： Hey guys! Hey, hey, everybody! Did I miss anything?
梨子： Little Apple! You're alive!
小蘋果： Barely! You should have seen the line for the bathroom!
(Orange and Pear laugh)
(End rolls)
Grandpa Lemon: W-w-what's going on here?
葡萄柚： What's going on here is your butt is in my face. Move it, gramps!
