搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子1 騷擾蘋(píng)果, 搞笑又抓狂

這是橙子最早的一集，全篇幾乎都是橙子對(duì)蘋(píng)果的“呼喚”。篇中的那句“hey apple”儼然成為一句流行的口頭禪(比如廣告部門(mén)的同事每天就用這句話(huà)相互打招呼)。蘋(píng)果猩紅的眼睛和忍無(wú)可忍的表情，已經(jīng)告訴我們，在安靜的廚房里，橙子有多令人崩潰?？蓱z的蘋(píng)果犧牲了, 鴨梨表示自己很大.

Orange:hey..apple..hey.apple..apple..apple..hey,hey…

橙子：嘿...蘋(píng)果...嘿蘋(píng)果....蘋(píng)果....蘋(píng)果....嘿，嘿

Apple:what?what is it?

蘋(píng)果：干嘛?干嘛?你到底要干嘛?

Orange:Orange’s glad to say apple again,,huh,hahahaha

橙子：我只是很喜歡說(shuō)“蘋(píng)果”而已啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈

Apple:yep yep,,that joke was funny than the first four hundred

Times you said

蘋(píng)果：是....比你前400次那么說(shuō)好笑點(diǎn)(那你還要再說(shuō)400次我才會(huì)笑)

Orange: Hey Apple?

橙子：嘿....蘋(píng)果?

Apple: What?

蘋(píng)果：干嘛?

Orange:hahah,,hey apple,,you look fruity,,huh,,hahahaha

橙子：哈哈哈哈，嘿...蘋(píng)果，你看起來(lái)很衰果(水果)，哈哈哈哈

Apple:yep,,that was hilarious

蘋(píng)果：你真幽默

Orange:hey hey apple

橙子：嘿...嘿..蘋(píng)果

Apple:what?

蘋(píng)果：干嘛?

Orange:can you do ten push ups in ten seconds?

橙子：你10秒鐘能做10個(gè)俯臥撐嗎?

Apple:what kind of questions is that? i don’t even have arms

How can I do one push up?

蘋(píng)果：什么鬼問(wèn)題，我連胳膊都沒(méi)有，咋做俯臥撐

Orange:hey apple hey

橙子：嘿...蘋(píng)果

Apple:what?

蘋(píng)果：干嘛?

Orange:can you do this?lalalalalalallal

橙子：你能做這個(gè)動(dòng)作嗎?啦啦啦啦(吐舌頭)

Apple:no no

蘋(píng)果：不不

Orange:try it

橙子：試試啊

Apple:nope,,stop it

蘋(píng)果：我不要....你閉嘴

Orange:lulululul…

橙子：(繼續(xù)吐舌頭)啦啦啦啦啦

Apple:okey,,make ur point…stop it

蘋(píng)果：好了，說(shuō)重點(diǎn)....閉嘴

Orange:bubububu,,lulul….

橙子：嚕嚕嚕嚕

Apple:would you please be quiet?for quiet now?would u stop yelling For longer than 3 seconds,,I can’t hear myself think..ah ah

蘋(píng)果：你能不能安靜三秒鐘讓我好好思考一下，我要抓狂了

Orange:hey apple ..knife

橙子：嘿....蘋(píng)果,刀

Apple:oh oh oh,,,

蘋(píng)果：啊....啊....啊

Orange:ohoh,,I warn you..try to warn you..hey pear

橙子：呼....我警告過(guò)...想警告你來(lái)著...嘿....大梨

Pear: oh...god

梨子：哦...我的 天哪