艾倫脫口秀467:按喇叭打招呼
Everybody honks differently too,Some people give you the teeny tiny,
每個(gè)人按喇叭的風(fēng)格也不太一樣 有些人按的非常輕
which I really appreciate it,that's what I try to do.
我跟感謝這種人 我也都盡量按很輕
But have you tried to do the teeny tiny tap but it's too loud,and you're like I didn't mean that.
你們有沒試過想要輕輕按 但是不小心太大聲 好像道歉說 不是故意的
You just wanna do a,like a little hey,But other people just lean on their horns,what kind of aggression is that.
只想很輕的“嘿”一下 但是另外一些人喜歡全力的按下去 也太有攻擊力了吧
Some people aren't honking to get you to move,they're just honking to say hi.
有些人按喇叭不是催你快點(diǎn)動(dòng) 他們是用按喇叭打招呼
and they should have a different horn for that,because you hear a horn,
我覺得那應(yīng)該用不同的喇叭才對 因?yàn)橛袝r(shí)你聽到喇叭聲
and you're turning around,what's your problem?"Hey Nana,hi,I didn't know it was you,no."
轉(zhuǎn)頭 你什么毛病啊 嘿 外婆 我不知道是你啊
The problem is that no one's changed the horn,since the cars were invented,
還有就是自從汽車發(fā)明以來 喇叭就沒變過
So here's what I think we should do,Car horns should come with the certain amount of honks,
所以我覺得我們應(yīng)該這樣做 喇叭應(yīng)該配一定數(shù)量的喇叭聲
that way you're gonna think twice before you use it,you're gonna run out of honks,right?
那樣的話按之前就會(huì)再想一想 按完就沒了 對吧
Another change,if you pull up outside at someone's house at six in the morning and honk for them to come out,your car should explode.
另一個(gè)需要改變的地方 如果你早上六點(diǎn)停在別人家門口 然后大按喇叭讓他們出來 你的車應(yīng)該爆炸
Too early,it's too early.And finally,let's make horns sound nicer,and instead of just a horn which is aggressive,
太早了 太早了 最后一點(diǎn) 讓喇叭聲好聽點(diǎn) 不要只是出咄咄逼人的喇叭聲
I like the trucks that have food on them,cos,"Bababababa",that's nice.
我就很喜歡那種載食物的卡車 叭叭啦叭叭 聽起來很不錯(cuò)
I don't want a loud horn,I would like to have a horn that,I would like "I'm sexy and I know it."I'm sexy and I.
我不想要聲音超大的喇叭 我想要的是那種 我想要“我很性感我知道” 我很性感
"I'm","I'm sexy","I'm sexy and" "I'm sexy and I".It'll be pleasant and might even make you wanna dance.I don't know.
我很 我很性感 我知道我很性感 聽了很愉快而且也許讓你想舞蹈
